Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
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Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️⚧️
I think this is pure genius.
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I think this is pure genius.
Yeah, that guy too...
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Yeah, that guy too...
How Introverts Make Friends:
1. They don't.
2. An extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them.
1. They don't.
2. An extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them.
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
How Introverts Make Friends:
1. They don't.
2. An extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them.
1. They don't.
2. An extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them.
I was sitting there getting my hair cut, when a spider ran across the floor. And that’s how you accidentally get bangs.
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I was sitting there getting my hair cut, when a spider ran across the floor. And that’s how you accidentally get bangs.
I get it. True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments.
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I get it. True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments.
I would believe this level of incompetence from Trump's administration.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I would believe this level of incompetence from Trump's administration.
If I’m gonna pay $300 for a name brand purse it better come with a mini fridge, steaks, and a new TV.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
If I’m gonna pay $300 for a name brand purse it better come with a mini fridge, steaks, and a new TV.
Two horses in a field. One says: I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.
The other says: Moo!
(I'll just show myself out.)
The other says: Moo!
(I'll just show myself out.)
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Two horses in a field. One says: I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.
The other says: Moo!
(I'll just show myself out.)
The other says: Moo!
(I'll just show myself out.)
Pardon me Trump, but your ruse is showing.
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Pardon me Trump, but your ruse is showing.
If you think Erika's grief tour is unhinged, just wait...
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If you think Erika's grief tour is unhinged, just wait...
When I weakly slam the microwave door, but it doesn’t latch and springs back to smack me in the face… I probably deserved that.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
When I weakly slam the microwave door, but it doesn’t latch and springs back to smack me in the face… I probably deserved that.
I will be Honest. The current regime is more likely to do it to Zelensky than Putin.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I will be Honest. The current regime is more likely to do it to Zelensky than Putin.
By sheer "coincidence"...
January 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
By sheer "coincidence"...
After watching my toddler niece like a hawk nonstop I glance at my phone for 0.00012 seconds, and when I look up she is somehow smoking a cigarette and wielding a crossbow.
January 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
After watching my toddler niece like a hawk nonstop I glance at my phone for 0.00012 seconds, and when I look up she is somehow smoking a cigarette and wielding a crossbow.
I may not be the hottest woman on Earth, but I like my chances up against anyone currently aboard the International Space Station.
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I may not be the hottest woman on Earth, but I like my chances up against anyone currently aboard the International Space Station.
Trump or Maduro? Hard to tell the difference.
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Trump or Maduro? Hard to tell the difference.
This POS pedo rapist has figured out a way to get away with everything and things are just going to keep getting worse. This was just a test and this arrogant idiot can't keep his piggy mouth closed. Less than a day later and he is already talking about who's next.
January 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This POS pedo rapist has figured out a way to get away with everything and things are just going to keep getting worse. This was just a test and this arrogant idiot can't keep his piggy mouth closed. Less than a day later and he is already talking about who's next.
I remember being young and dumb. I really miss the "young" part; the "dumb" part seems to have stuck around for the long haul.
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I remember being young and dumb. I really miss the "young" part; the "dumb" part seems to have stuck around for the long haul.
That's the spirit!
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
That's the spirit!
"We had to remove the president and his wife because he's a criminal the people hate" is probably not the line this administration should be using right now.
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"We had to remove the president and his wife because he's a criminal the people hate" is probably not the line this administration should be using right now.
Fake news, she was 15!
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Fake news, she was 15!
There are two sides to every story.
Mine comes with queso and guacamole.
Mine comes with queso and guacamole.
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
There are two sides to every story.
Mine comes with queso and guacamole.
Mine comes with queso and guacamole.
