Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
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Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️⚧️
According to my chocolate Advent Calander, there's only 2 days until Christmas.
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
According to my chocolate Advent Calander, there's only 2 days until Christmas.
MAGA right now... 🤣
(Caitlin Reilly @hicaitlinreilly on Threads)
(Caitlin Reilly @hicaitlinreilly on Threads)
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
MAGA right now... 🤣
(Caitlin Reilly @hicaitlinreilly on Threads)
(Caitlin Reilly @hicaitlinreilly on Threads)
My family’s inheritance is just 2,000 bottles of partially used nail polish.
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My family’s inheritance is just 2,000 bottles of partially used nail polish.
[plummeting from a huge cliff to my death]
"I’m really craving spaghetti for dinner tonight.:
"I’m really craving spaghetti for dinner tonight.:
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
[plummeting from a huge cliff to my death]
"I’m really craving spaghetti for dinner tonight.:
"I’m really craving spaghetti for dinner tonight.:
Is this it??
@dccartoonist.bsky.social
@dccartoonist.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Is this it??
@dccartoonist.bsky.social
@dccartoonist.bsky.social
This aged better than anticipated.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This aged better than anticipated.
[at my wedding]
Pastor: "We really do need your hand in order to exchange rings."
Me: "But my dress has pockets!"
Pastor: "We really do need your hand in order to exchange rings."
Me: "But my dress has pockets!"
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
[at my wedding]
Pastor: "We really do need your hand in order to exchange rings."
Me: "But my dress has pockets!"
Pastor: "We really do need your hand in order to exchange rings."
Me: "But my dress has pockets!"
🏳️🌈🤣🏳️🌈🤣🏳️🌈🤣🏳️🌈🤣🏳️🌈
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
🏳️🌈🤣🏳️🌈🤣🏳️🌈🤣🏳️🌈🤣🏳️🌈
Bill really needs to stop getting blowjobs, always seems to turn out terribly for him.
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Bill really needs to stop getting blowjobs, always seems to turn out terribly for him.
He's been about to face consequences for decades. His only consequence will be when death finds him.
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
He's been about to face consequences for decades. His only consequence will be when death finds him.
Do you believe these lies?
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Do you believe these lies?
Let's just say you shouldn't expect a 2nd date if you claim you're 5'11" in your dating profile when you're really 5'6", show up for our first date over an hour late wearing sweatpants, won't shut the hell up about yourself, and shovel huge bites food in your mouth like a starving hyena. 😏
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Let's just say you shouldn't expect a 2nd date if you claim you're 5'11" in your dating profile when you're really 5'6", show up for our first date over an hour late wearing sweatpants, won't shut the hell up about yourself, and shovel huge bites food in your mouth like a starving hyena. 😏
Why are they replacing his signature? Because it was done with the autopen and THEY GOT BUSTED.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Justice Department quietly replaced 'identical' Trump signatures on recent pardons
apnews.com/article/trum...
Justice Department quietly replaced 'identical' Trump signatures on recent pardons
Justice Department quietly replaced 'identical' Trump signatures on recent pardons
President Donald Trump is facing new scrutiny over the use of a replicated signature on several recent pardons.
apnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why are they replacing his signature? Because it was done with the autopen and THEY GOT BUSTED.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Justice Department quietly replaced 'identical' Trump signatures on recent pardons
apnews.com/article/trum...
Justice Department quietly replaced 'identical' Trump signatures on recent pardons
You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for a Harry Potter wall I can pass through and marking that one off the list.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for a Harry Potter wall I can pass through and marking that one off the list.
Not sure if I washed a spider down the drain in my tub or if he took one look at me naked and leapt to his death. 😏
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Not sure if I washed a spider down the drain in my tub or if he took one look at me naked and leapt to his death. 😏
Cop searching my purse:
"How the hell does she have so many tacos!?"
"How the hell does she have so many tacos!?"
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cop searching my purse:
"How the hell does she have so many tacos!?"
"How the hell does she have so many tacos!?"
I went way too hard on my jogging and the next day I couldn’t walk. Naturally, I lied and told my friends that I had the best night of sex in my life.
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I went way too hard on my jogging and the next day I couldn’t walk. Naturally, I lied and told my friends that I had the best night of sex in my life.
Just found a pair of my undies in with my linen napkins. That would’ve spiced up Thanksgiving this year.
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just found a pair of my undies in with my linen napkins. That would’ve spiced up Thanksgiving this year.
Trump wants the DOJ to open an investigation because then they wouldn't be allowed to release what's in the files.
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trump wants the DOJ to open an investigation because then they wouldn't be allowed to release what's in the files.
The “unfortunate” hair singe “accident” of ‘09 is why I’m no longer allowed near open grills.
*adjusts sunglasses, sips wine*
*adjusts sunglasses, sips wine*
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The “unfortunate” hair singe “accident” of ‘09 is why I’m no longer allowed near open grills.
*adjusts sunglasses, sips wine*
*adjusts sunglasses, sips wine*
If you know... 🤣😅🤣
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you know... 🤣😅🤣
Trump wants the DOJ to open an investigation because then they wouldn't be allowed to release what's in the files.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Trump wants the DOJ to open an investigation because then they wouldn't be allowed to release what's in the files.
The grifting and corruption are running rampant in Trump's administration.
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the “emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rule...
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The grifting and corruption are running rampant in Trump's administration.
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
I felt that feeling once before on January 21, 2021. One of the best days ever.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I felt that feeling once before on January 21, 2021. One of the best days ever.