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Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
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Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️‍⚧️
Target Christmas tree pricing scam. The woman notices the original prices on the Christmas tree boxes have a sticker over them; she peels it back. Target says the cost of the tree is $75 but it’s “On sale” for $52.50.
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Everybody, sing along!!! 🤣🎵
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
He's never even looked at Melania that way.
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is exactly the problem with what the Republican Party has become. We can call out their hypocrisy, we can scream about their lawlessness, we can see all the evidence that they're racists, that Trump raped little girls and is mentally incompetent to hold office, and they just don't care.
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Me: "It’s sweet how cats sit on your chest to comfort you when you're sick in bed."
Cat: "I think I’ll eat the eyes first."
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Quiet Piggy song about the PIG 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This lasted all of 2 hours before Elon turned it off again. He doesn't want you to see all the Russian bots that infest Twitter.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
One day you’re young and the next you’re standing at the kitchen window staring menacingly at your neighbors.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
To get pension/lifetime health insurance benefits, she essentially has to wait until the first possible day in 2026 when the House is in session.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Shaved my legs today.
RIP Drain
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We never discuss the elephant in the room at family gatherings; my relatives just toss peanuts at me.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Honestly, I think Trump knew better than to try any of his usual BS with Zohran Mamdani. Mamdani is too sharp and would have humiliated him in public.
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Apparently, hospitals are not the best place to just start unplugging things so you can charge your cell phone. I know this now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Pinterest makes me want to buy & decorate a house, lose weight, re-do my wardrobe, have a kid, and cook a meal all in one day.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Question Dear Leader once and you're all done... totally not a cult.
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Careful, there’s poop on the dance floor.”
* how ballet was invented *
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies. Now it makes complete sense.
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ohhhh, those naughty Pilgrims!
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We're living on the Jerry Springer Show now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 AM for Thanksgiving.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall. 😎
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
left leg, right leg, wiggle wiggle jump jump wiggle wiggle jump jump --- (Me putting on Spanx)
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
At my age, you don’t want someone who completes you. You want one who doesn’t interrupt the life you built.
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🤣😂🤣
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM