Toes
@monotoes.bsky.social
Just here for the distraction.
I left my diary here. Close it when you're done. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gia4z2letux2staxfiq3tfuk/feed/aaakpbsp2cbiu
I left my diary here. Close it when you're done. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gia4z2letux2staxfiq3tfuk/feed/aaakpbsp2cbiu
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Toes
@monotoes.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Sorry I told you a million things about myself 5 minutes after meeting.
Coffee?
Coffee?
Watching Hell's Kitchen to feel better about myself.
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Watching Hell's Kitchen to feel better about myself.
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kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
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there should be an uber for people who will come and run you over
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
there should be an uber for people who will come and run you over
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How single am I?
I checked what today's date is. Twice.
I checked what today's date is. Twice.
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 PM
How single am I?
I checked what today's date is. Twice.
I checked what today's date is. Twice.
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friendly reminder tomorrow is half-price chocolate day
February 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
friendly reminder tomorrow is half-price chocolate day
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There's four chambers in your heart and six in this revolver
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
There's four chambers in your heart and six in this revolver
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Lets shit in a hole together in the woods and bury it
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Lets shit in a hole together in the woods and bury it
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My big natural venom sacs
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
My big natural venom sacs
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Idk man someone opened an ornate bottle and here I am
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Idk man someone opened an ornate bottle and here I am
Got a new couch and the cat is already plotting it's takeover.
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Got a new couch and the cat is already plotting it's takeover.
It's new furniture day
February 14, 2026 at 10:32 AM
It's new furniture day
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Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
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It's been a week of a day.
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
It's been a week of a day.
Do that thing you like?
I don't even do the things I like.
I don't even do the things I like.
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Do that thing you like?
I don't even do the things I like.
I don't even do the things I like.
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Oh I thought you said "neck romancer" no, I'm not into this at all, sorry
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Oh I thought you said "neck romancer" no, I'm not into this at all, sorry
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My toxic trait is thinking I only have one
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
My toxic trait is thinking I only have one
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I get really sad when I get to the end of my iced coffee.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I get really sad when I get to the end of my iced coffee.
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Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
October 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
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It’s Friday 13th my luck can only improve.
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
It’s Friday 13th my luck can only improve.
Friday the 13th so I guess I'll wear something fancy before jumping into traffic.
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Friday the 13th so I guess I'll wear something fancy before jumping into traffic.
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Second base is when we work a jigsaw puzzle and hold hands while wearing matching sweaters
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Second base is when we work a jigsaw puzzle and hold hands while wearing matching sweaters
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life is hard and then your faucet breaks
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
life is hard and then your faucet breaks
Some days it really feels like I have no friends at all
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Some days it really feels like I have no friends at all
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Invented a cool new game called: Have I already taken this pill?
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Invented a cool new game called: Have I already taken this pill?
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If you hand me a bag of loose, unwrapped chocolates I'll just eat them, no questions asked
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
If you hand me a bag of loose, unwrapped chocolates I'll just eat them, no questions asked