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Grant Tanaka
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I wrote a joke about a potato once
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We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011, dir. Lynne Ramsay)
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 5:27 AM
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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You can put your arrow in my heart if you wanna
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Neither January nor February but a secret more catatonic third thing
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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I fucking hate this world and I'm ready to burn it all to the ground.
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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i would have queefed my valentine a love song but they blocked me before i could
February 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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people are always asking me professor kiosk I heard a rumor you were once brofessor kiosk is that true and I say to them fools yes I was once a bro but I gave up my brovenly ways for the life of a shitposter
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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You know how you keep hurting the people you love? Stop that shit.
February 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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🎵i’m just a poor boy…
February 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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You complete me!

~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Bluesky merch store: forever 38
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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they should invent a valentine’s day for women
February 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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Jerking off with my
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Bring me the head of a pedophile on a platter
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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my cat senses when i'm sad and vulnerable then he mugs me
February 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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whats skrillex up to these days. does have like a cooking show or anything
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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fruits are generally reasonable but there are a number of vegetables i do not trust
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Last night, my cousin built a bonfire at the beach and then shot himself in the head. He had 2 young sons but couldn’t hold on any longer. His last text to his sister was “It’s raining next week, do you still have the umbrella I gave you?”
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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Waterboarding my sorrows because I'm sure they know something they're not telling me.
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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If you put your finger in the palm of my hand, I'll still grab it. I can't help it.
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Made it to Friday
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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It’s Friday, you cum gargling pig.
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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It must be hard being a politician that doesn't want to be corrupted.

We should look out for those ones.
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM