Grant Tanaka
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once
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Arby's thought they had the meats.
February 19, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Arby's thought they had the meats.
look, dancing with my pants down in front of the Arby’s might not be the best way to earn money but at least I’m my own boss
February 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
look, dancing with my pants down in front of the Arby’s might not be the best way to earn money but at least I’m my own boss
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Fuck Calgon, I need the woke mob to take me away.
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Fuck Calgon, I need the woke mob to take me away.
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Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
Billions for ICE, refurbishing Trump's Qatar jet, and tax cuts for the rich...
"That's just how it is."
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
Billions for ICE, refurbishing Trump's Qatar jet, and tax cuts for the rich...
"That's just how it is."
February 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
Billions for ICE, refurbishing Trump's Qatar jet, and tax cuts for the rich...
"That's just how it is."
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
Billions for ICE, refurbishing Trump's Qatar jet, and tax cuts for the rich...
"That's just how it is."
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hot theys in your area are sleepy and sore
February 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
hot theys in your area are sleepy and sore
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With all due respect to Robert Frost, if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that the 'road less traveled' always leads to a cabin occupied by a family of murderous hillbillies.
February 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
With all due respect to Robert Frost, if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that the 'road less traveled' always leads to a cabin occupied by a family of murderous hillbillies.
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A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
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My psychiatrist said he never worries about me and that's pretty fucking funny, considering.
February 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
My psychiatrist said he never worries about me and that's pretty fucking funny, considering.
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if your sock seam is annoying your toes, you're gonna have a bad time
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
if your sock seam is annoying your toes, you're gonna have a bad time
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You are the only people who listen to me.
Or pretend to.
Ok, so it's like everyone else.
Whatever. Never mind.
Or pretend to.
Ok, so it's like everyone else.
Whatever. Never mind.
February 18, 2026 at 6:24 AM
You are the only people who listen to me.
Or pretend to.
Ok, so it's like everyone else.
Whatever. Never mind.
Or pretend to.
Ok, so it's like everyone else.
Whatever. Never mind.
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Tough week for our government employees. A Coast Guard pilot misplaced Kristi Noem's blanket on her $50 million jet and the President is a pedophile.
February 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Tough week for our government employees. A Coast Guard pilot misplaced Kristi Noem's blanket on her $50 million jet and the President is a pedophile.
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Less poison dart frog content than I was expecting
February 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Less poison dart frog content than I was expecting
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The ripples in self-reflection are from the skipping stones of regret so just don't do anything flat and sideways where all your ducks shake ass at your choices
February 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The ripples in self-reflection are from the skipping stones of regret so just don't do anything flat and sideways where all your ducks shake ass at your choices
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I don't know which is worse, something worse or something better and you're a sentimental scrapbooking pessimist
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I don't know which is worse, something worse or something better and you're a sentimental scrapbooking pessimist
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Chili for dinner: No problem
Chili for dinner with a morning yoga class: PROBLEM
Chili for dinner with a morning yoga class: PROBLEM
February 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Chili for dinner: No problem
Chili for dinner with a morning yoga class: PROBLEM
Chili for dinner with a morning yoga class: PROBLEM
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Joy is tempered by the jerks with whom we have to deal.
February 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Joy is tempered by the jerks with whom we have to deal.
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Does Aquaman get high on seaweed?
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Does Aquaman get high on seaweed?
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If STDs worked out
February 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
If STDs worked out
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Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on five years of sobriety yesterday.
RIH POS
RIH POS
February 18, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on five years of sobriety yesterday.
RIH POS
RIH POS
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every Olympic event should include wolf dogs
February 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
every Olympic event should include wolf dogs
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[old lady math]
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
February 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
[old lady math]
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
old lady needs to take a 75 mg pill but only has 88 mg pills on hand & the 88 mg pills are not scored & the knife keeps sliding off the unscored pill when old lady tries to cut it in half or quarters or eighths & fuck it old lady gives up & has a margarita problem solved cheers🍹
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curling but with a hot iron is that a thing that should be a thing
February 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
curling but with a hot iron is that a thing that should be a thing
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Josie looks how i feel
February 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Josie looks how i feel