Grant Tanaka
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once
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We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011, dir. Lynne Ramsay)
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 5:27 AM
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011, dir. Lynne Ramsay)
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
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You can put your arrow in my heart if you wanna
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
You can put your arrow in my heart if you wanna
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Neither January nor February but a secret more catatonic third thing
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Neither January nor February but a secret more catatonic third thing
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I fucking hate this world and I'm ready to burn it all to the ground.
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I fucking hate this world and I'm ready to burn it all to the ground.
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i would have queefed my valentine a love song but they blocked me before i could
February 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
i would have queefed my valentine a love song but they blocked me before i could
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people are always asking me professor kiosk I heard a rumor you were once brofessor kiosk is that true and I say to them fools yes I was once a bro but I gave up my brovenly ways for the life of a shitposter
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
people are always asking me professor kiosk I heard a rumor you were once brofessor kiosk is that true and I say to them fools yes I was once a bro but I gave up my brovenly ways for the life of a shitposter
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You know how you keep hurting the people you love? Stop that shit.
February 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
You know how you keep hurting the people you love? Stop that shit.
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🎵i’m just a poor boy…
February 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
🎵i’m just a poor boy…
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You complete me!
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
You complete me!
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
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Bluesky merch store: forever 38
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Bluesky merch store: forever 38
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they should invent a valentine’s day for women
February 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
they should invent a valentine’s day for women
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Jerking off with my
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Jerking off with my
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Bring me the head of a pedophile on a platter
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Bring me the head of a pedophile on a platter
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my cat senses when i'm sad and vulnerable then he mugs me
February 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
my cat senses when i'm sad and vulnerable then he mugs me
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whats skrillex up to these days. does have like a cooking show or anything
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
whats skrillex up to these days. does have like a cooking show or anything
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fruits are generally reasonable but there are a number of vegetables i do not trust
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
fruits are generally reasonable but there are a number of vegetables i do not trust
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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
Last night, my cousin built a bonfire at the beach and then shot himself in the head. He had 2 young sons but couldn’t hold on any longer. His last text to his sister was “It’s raining next week, do you still have the umbrella I gave you?”
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Last night, my cousin built a bonfire at the beach and then shot himself in the head. He had 2 young sons but couldn’t hold on any longer. His last text to his sister was “It’s raining next week, do you still have the umbrella I gave you?”
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Waterboarding my sorrows because I'm sure they know something they're not telling me.
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Waterboarding my sorrows because I'm sure they know something they're not telling me.
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If you put your finger in the palm of my hand, I'll still grab it. I can't help it.
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If you put your finger in the palm of my hand, I'll still grab it. I can't help it.
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Made it to Friday
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Made it to Friday
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It’s Friday, you cum gargling pig.
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 AM
It’s Friday, you cum gargling pig.
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It must be hard being a politician that doesn't want to be corrupted.
We should look out for those ones.
We should look out for those ones.
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
It must be hard being a politician that doesn't want to be corrupted.
We should look out for those ones.
We should look out for those ones.
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The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time