@xsfleabaggage.bsky.social
Industrial strength skeets, dilute to taste.
Laughter is resistance.
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Laughter is resistance.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently
Lossville UK
1980s Industry/mines/docks shut down
Uk Govt 🤷♂️
EU €€€€€
People leave
Houses? Cheap
New people? Loads
People “I’m struggling, old culture’s gone, it’s all the new people’s fault”
Vote Brexit:
Uk Govt 🤷♂️
EU 😱€x
Jobs? Less
Cheap houses? Yes
New people? Yes
Vote Reform
Reform 🤷♂️
1980s Industry/mines/docks shut down
Uk Govt 🤷♂️
EU €€€€€
People leave
Houses? Cheap
New people? Loads
People “I’m struggling, old culture’s gone, it’s all the new people’s fault”
Vote Brexit:
Uk Govt 🤷♂️
EU 😱€x
Jobs? Less
Cheap houses? Yes
New people? Yes
Vote Reform
Reform 🤷♂️
February 18, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Lossville UK
1980s Industry/mines/docks shut down
Uk Govt 🤷♂️
EU €€€€€
People leave
Houses? Cheap
New people? Loads
People “I’m struggling, old culture’s gone, it’s all the new people’s fault”
Vote Brexit:
Uk Govt 🤷♂️
EU 😱€x
Jobs? Less
Cheap houses? Yes
New people? Yes
Vote Reform
Reform 🤷♂️
1980s Industry/mines/docks shut down
Uk Govt 🤷♂️
EU €€€€€
People leave
Houses? Cheap
New people? Loads
People “I’m struggling, old culture’s gone, it’s all the new people’s fault”
Vote Brexit:
Uk Govt 🤷♂️
EU 😱€x
Jobs? Less
Cheap houses? Yes
New people? Yes
Vote Reform
Reform 🤷♂️
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Groundbreaking technology?
Like a jackhammer?
Like a jackhammer?
February 18, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Groundbreaking technology?
Like a jackhammer?
Like a jackhammer?
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*taking all my beads from mardi gras and using my saliva to fashion a glittery shield for my exoskeleton
February 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
*taking all my beads from mardi gras and using my saliva to fashion a glittery shield for my exoskeleton
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I think I could be persuaded into becoming very still for maybe a moment but then I would have to get right back to squirming
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I think I could be persuaded into becoming very still for maybe a moment but then I would have to get right back to squirming
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You know that scene in every werewolf movie where a dude wakes up confused, naked, and covered in blood next to a deer carcass? I do that with Chinese takeout.
February 2, 2026 at 6:59 AM
You know that scene in every werewolf movie where a dude wakes up confused, naked, and covered in blood next to a deer carcass? I do that with Chinese takeout.
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
One of the Dr Who’s made me think it was cool to wear a scarf.
I staid a virgin through that time.
I staid a virgin through that time.
February 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
One of the Dr Who’s made me think it was cool to wear a scarf.
I staid a virgin through that time.
I staid a virgin through that time.
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1/3 What Musk is really referring to here is, of course “race” - that construct that served to define the hierarchies of wealth & power structured by modern colonialism. Like other far right racists though, he uses the word “culture” as a seemingly less pernicious synonym.
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
1/3 What Musk is really referring to here is, of course “race” - that construct that served to define the hierarchies of wealth & power structured by modern colonialism. Like other far right racists though, he uses the word “culture” as a seemingly less pernicious synonym.
Less poison dart frog content than I was expecting
February 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Less poison dart frog content than I was expecting
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[going up to a pretty woman at the bar]
Me: “Hey, I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. He thinks you’re pretty cute. He’s Filthy Rich.”
Pretty Woman: “oh okay, I’ll meet him. Where is he?”
Richard [covered in goose shit]: “actually I go by Dick now”
Me: “Hey, I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. He thinks you’re pretty cute. He’s Filthy Rich.”
Pretty Woman: “oh okay, I’ll meet him. Where is he?”
Richard [covered in goose shit]: “actually I go by Dick now”
January 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
[going up to a pretty woman at the bar]
Me: “Hey, I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. He thinks you’re pretty cute. He’s Filthy Rich.”
Pretty Woman: “oh okay, I’ll meet him. Where is he?”
Richard [covered in goose shit]: “actually I go by Dick now”
Me: “Hey, I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. He thinks you’re pretty cute. He’s Filthy Rich.”
Pretty Woman: “oh okay, I’ll meet him. Where is he?”
Richard [covered in goose shit]: “actually I go by Dick now”
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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. It’s my muscle mass that’s the problem.
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. It’s my muscle mass that’s the problem.
When you’re pissed at the volume of emails and GDPR breaches and then hit “reply all” .
Lol
Lol
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
When you’re pissed at the volume of emails and GDPR breaches and then hit “reply all” .
Lol
Lol
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Swans mate for life. That's why they form these "V's" for vendetta.
February 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Swans mate for life. That's why they form these "V's" for vendetta.
“Beep, unexpected item in bagging area.”
Escaped zebra to supermarket security, “it’s ok, it’s this stripy suit.”
Escaped zebra to supermarket security, “it’s ok, it’s this stripy suit.”
February 15, 2026 at 10:44 AM
“Beep, unexpected item in bagging area.”
Escaped zebra to supermarket security, “it’s ok, it’s this stripy suit.”
Escaped zebra to supermarket security, “it’s ok, it’s this stripy suit.”
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most people's lives are like this: (describes my own personal life in great and alienating detail)
February 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
most people's lives are like this: (describes my own personal life in great and alienating detail)
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What do y’all do with these tomb scarabs that crawl around inside your bod subcutaneously when you’re done with em? I’ve just been putting em back in the tomb but worried it might not be sanitary
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What do y’all do with these tomb scarabs that crawl around inside your bod subcutaneously when you’re done with em? I’ve just been putting em back in the tomb but worried it might not be sanitary
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kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
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Is it just me or does everyone get nervous when they're stealing a car
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Is it just me or does everyone get nervous when they're stealing a car
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In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a shark on Friday the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a shark on Friday the 13th
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as a goof every Friday the 13th I put on a hockey mask and murder a bunch of teenagers with a machete
September 13, 2024 at 1:31 PM
as a goof every Friday the 13th I put on a hockey mask and murder a bunch of teenagers with a machete
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Norman Rockwell level
February 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Norman Rockwell level
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Just like these fake flowers, my love too will never die.
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Just like these fake flowers, my love too will never die.
Did Yoshimi ever defeat the pink robots or nah?
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Did Yoshimi ever defeat the pink robots or nah?
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You don’t really need a cooling reservoir if your try-works are sitting on a stone floor but people love sloshing buckets of water into a little channel instead of doing their actual job (stirring the melting blubber)
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
You don’t really need a cooling reservoir if your try-works are sitting on a stone floor but people love sloshing buckets of water into a little channel instead of doing their actual job (stirring the melting blubber)