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Industrial strength skeets, dilute to taste.
Laughter is resistance.
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Laughter is resistance.
My posts 👇🏾
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently
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“yeah of course i know everything about this. why don’t you tell me what you’ve heard and i’ll tell you if you’re right?”
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 PM
“yeah of course i know everything about this. why don’t you tell me what you’ve heard and i’ll tell you if you’re right?”
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One large bee will save the climate
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 AM
One large bee will save the climate
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i'm just a spectator, the olympians are really the ones doing the heavy lifting
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
i'm just a spectator, the olympians are really the ones doing the heavy lifting
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never wanted to be a shapeshifter more than when I was a rhombus because FUCK RHOMBUSES
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
never wanted to be a shapeshifter more than when I was a rhombus because FUCK RHOMBUSES
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if i had a bunny, i’d name him Bad. if i had a dog, i’d name him Snoop. if i had a cat, i’d name her Doja. if i had a snake, I’d name him White. if i had a hammer, i’d name it MC. if i had a
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
if i had a bunny, i’d name him Bad. if i had a dog, i’d name him Snoop. if i had a cat, i’d name her Doja. if i had a snake, I’d name him White. if i had a hammer, i’d name it MC. if i had a
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I dropped out of blind school because I saw better places for me to be.
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I dropped out of blind school because I saw better places for me to be.
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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
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“Gonna go rub one out” - What I say before releasing my genie from lamp jail.
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
“Gonna go rub one out” - What I say before releasing my genie from lamp jail.
Hi Florida police?
Yeah, just wanted to say, concerned citizen here, pleased your investigating the horrid pedo. Yeah, not a suspect here, just a concerned citizen. Ha ha. Not worried, no.
Yeah, just wanted to say, concerned citizen here, pleased your investigating the horrid pedo. Yeah, not a suspect here, just a concerned citizen. Ha ha. Not worried, no.
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Hi Florida police?
Yeah, just wanted to say, concerned citizen here, pleased your investigating the horrid pedo. Yeah, not a suspect here, just a concerned citizen. Ha ha. Not worried, no.
Yeah, just wanted to say, concerned citizen here, pleased your investigating the horrid pedo. Yeah, not a suspect here, just a concerned citizen. Ha ha. Not worried, no.
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Wind and wind chimes, rain and the pines.
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Wind and wind chimes, rain and the pines.
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Hey dude check this out
*absorbs all energy from the sun, explodes*
*absorbs all energy from the sun, explodes*
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Hey dude check this out
*absorbs all energy from the sun, explodes*
*absorbs all energy from the sun, explodes*
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I drew a face on a paper plate. Who could even begin to understand how it perceives the world or what it dreams of?
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I drew a face on a paper plate. Who could even begin to understand how it perceives the world or what it dreams of?
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
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just had a family dinner, I left with all my children (I guess it's normal to say that these days)
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
just had a family dinner, I left with all my children (I guess it's normal to say that these days)
Why yes, all we rejoiner-istas have studied rejoinerism
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Why yes, all we rejoiner-istas have studied rejoinerism
The veil is thin tonight.
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The veil is thin tonight.
If you’re waiting for the sport thing, someone loses, you think that’s ok!
February 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
If you’re waiting for the sport thing, someone loses, you think that’s ok!
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hey buddy, that’s a nice ominous glow, it suits you
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
hey buddy, that’s a nice ominous glow, it suits you
You got to show me love.
Or sandwiches.
Mostly the latter
Or sandwiches.
Mostly the latter
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
You got to show me love.
Or sandwiches.
Mostly the latter
Or sandwiches.
Mostly the latter
I would burn your effigy in defiance of the dark Lord, Starmer!
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I would burn your effigy in defiance of the dark Lord, Starmer!
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The real borders are in your mind
February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The real borders are in your mind
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would you ever go to an area
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
would you ever go to an area