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Laughter is resistance.
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Laughter is resistance.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently
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Luring grown men into my van with my katana collection
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Luring grown men into my van with my katana collection
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Policies so good, they're mandatory!
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Policies so good, they're mandatory!
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Sophia will not be denied
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sophia will not be denied
Lounge Lizard
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Lounge Lizard
It’s hamburger patties all the way down.
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It’s hamburger patties all the way down.
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Every time I look away my cat is replaced by a different but identical cat
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Every time I look away my cat is replaced by a different but identical cat
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There's a fungus found at the Chernobyl site that mutated to feed on radiation, first discovered there in 1991, I've been slowly introducing cryptocurrency into its diet, until now I'm ready to release it into the data centers of the world
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
There's a fungus found at the Chernobyl site that mutated to feed on radiation, first discovered there in 1991, I've been slowly introducing cryptocurrency into its diet, until now I'm ready to release it into the data centers of the world
Not to brag, but mosquitoes will go for me over any other human alive.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Not to brag, but mosquitoes will go for me over any other human alive.
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Let's not cheapen this moment with the truth.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Let's not cheapen this moment with the truth.
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It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
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There's a simple solution to the dead 007 problem:
Make Bond a timelord.
Make Bond a timelord.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There's a simple solution to the dead 007 problem:
Make Bond a timelord.
Make Bond a timelord.
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Tonight I am grateful for warm blankets and beautiful sunsets and the solid gold watering can that appeared when I harvested my 100th tomato
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Tonight I am grateful for warm blankets and beautiful sunsets and the solid gold watering can that appeared when I harvested my 100th tomato
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I may have to retire, because Eric Idle just quoted me with a Monty Python joke. What a strange and beautiful world.
Yellow. No blue.
Traffic update:
If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones.
Good luck!
If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones.
Good luck!
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I may have to retire, because Eric Idle just quoted me with a Monty Python joke. What a strange and beautiful world.
At this point “influencers” are the purple faded offset lytho of information transmission.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
At this point “influencers” are the purple faded offset lytho of information transmission.
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How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?
October 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?
Sun, sun, sun
Lizard, lizard, lizard
Whisky bar, whisky bar, whisky bar
You sightseeing now!
Lizard, lizard, lizard
Whisky bar, whisky bar, whisky bar
You sightseeing now!
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sun, sun, sun
Lizard, lizard, lizard
Whisky bar, whisky bar, whisky bar
You sightseeing now!
Lizard, lizard, lizard
Whisky bar, whisky bar, whisky bar
You sightseeing now!
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Things that clouds conceal besides silver linings:
- mist wraiths
- fog wizards
- sky whales
- blimp pirates
- ghost ducks
- swirling souls of those lost at sea
- mist wraiths
- fog wizards
- sky whales
- blimp pirates
- ghost ducks
- swirling souls of those lost at sea
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Things that clouds conceal besides silver linings:
- mist wraiths
- fog wizards
- sky whales
- blimp pirates
- ghost ducks
- swirling souls of those lost at sea
- mist wraiths
- fog wizards
- sky whales
- blimp pirates
- ghost ducks
- swirling souls of those lost at sea
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My wife and I were going to dig a hole in the garden and throw money into it, but then we thought, “Why not have kids instead?”
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My wife and I were going to dig a hole in the garden and throw money into it, but then we thought, “Why not have kids instead?”
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The people in this library did not appreciate my Sprite challenge burps.
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The people in this library did not appreciate my Sprite challenge burps.
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My gloomy octopus friend has started hanging out in sun dappled shallows and vibing euro pop I’m really worried about him
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My gloomy octopus friend has started hanging out in sun dappled shallows and vibing euro pop I’m really worried about him
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neighbors hate me for ordinary regular neighbor reasons and probably not for being extremely evil
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
neighbors hate me for ordinary regular neighbor reasons and probably not for being extremely evil
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do beavers really give a dam?
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
do beavers really give a dam?
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rabbits are perfectly capable of visualizing and rotating a fully rendered and colored apple in their heads, but it's like. it's stylized. it's like a chao garden apple, usually
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
rabbits are perfectly capable of visualizing and rotating a fully rendered and colored apple in their heads, but it's like. it's stylized. it's like a chao garden apple, usually
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at