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@xsfleabaggage.bsky.social
Industrial strength skeets, dilute to taste.

Laughter is resistance.

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I don’t think we’ll ever know who’s been blocking the toilet by using political pamphlets as toilet paper.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No tour is complet sans
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Lounge Lizard
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When you were really looking forward to leaning over the fotboggan
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
When the collapse and possible death of someone right next to you still can not quiet the howling void of shame, guilt and stupidity in your own head.
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How do the people of Norfolk feel about this description! Lol
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Italian forest so probs a porcini .
No, you’re welcome to eat a little.
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Same view, sun lower.
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Van life continues.
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
October 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Rapture happening over Monaco
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
October 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
“Climate change is a hoax, brown people scare me. Pursue short term selfish policies to make your country wealthy in the short term and fuck them future peoples.”
September 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you don’t boil the carcass for soup how you gonna afford that penthouse bro?
September 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We’re jamming
September 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
History will not judge this well
August 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ummm, yep, deffo a “thing”
August 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Walking in da club like RFK JR
August 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Aliens gonna probe you, with an object the size of Manhattan.
Sounds about right for 2025.
July 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
What’s a duck’s favourite drug?
Quack cocaine
July 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Constipated on the toilet, but you’ve got your phone and pint.
July 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is from the NYT.
A “loud” crack opening up. A “loud” one huh.
Lol
With writing skills like this no wonder the US is where it is.

“Where it’s at”, if your an NYT journalist.
July 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Saw Coldplay at Glasto and they were awesome so, ya know, stop tryna be cool, you were never cool .
July 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM