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reminding myself to blink while my I am staring at a wall reviewing my life choices is self care
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Vapor Noodle Cafe (combination vape shop ramen stand coffee lounge)
February 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
So I went out and did it and it turns out it’s all real with the 72 virgins and everything, but I’m only 5 months into eternity and they’re really only virgins the first time, and a lot of em are starting to seem pretty disappointed actually,
February 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
One who Tara Rieds is a Tara Rieder. I’m Tara Rieding at a 5th grade level
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Showing a medieval person the Bristol stool chart and getting accused of sorcery
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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Fellas, is it swagged out to find love?
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Don't pay attention, make attention pay you
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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yeah no like honestly im pretty happy im just miserable is all
February 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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im developing an app that
just stabs you with a knife
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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there's fuckass beauty all around us
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Baww does lil bb need its Fwank Woyd Wight
December 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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they feed us poison so we buy they cure luckily i love poison it taste good to me
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Making pad kee mao to End Hits (to slow the ceaseless procession towards death)
Fugazi - Recap modotti
YouTube video by spanischerschka
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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people piss me off. but they also poop me on, or whatever the opposite of piss off is.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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jazz is made up
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What do y’all do with these tomb scarabs that crawl around inside your bod subcutaneously when you’re done with em? I’ve just been putting em back in the tomb but worried it might not be sanitary
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Enter for a chance to win access to the network of weird tunnels I've been secretly digging under the city
December 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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OP: boys are hot
REPLY: no girls are
13TH CENTURY ALE CONNER WHO I'VE BROUGHT TO THE FUTURE: Min ale hath ywoxen soure
ME: No they do that on purpose now
September 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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sometimes I think about stores and the fragrance they put in the air that has been proven to make us want to buy things and then I forget how to breathe but anyway happy holidays to you too
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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where is everyone throwing out their bathwater and why do they not have drains
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM