BlobStar
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Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Dec 8
Slicing up Sunday and putting it in to go boxes. Take one to enjoy in the middle of the week sometime.
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Me: Like I've told you before, if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence.
Wife: Okay then, Gesundheit.
Wife: Okay then, Gesundheit.
January 18, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Me: Like I've told you before, if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence.
Wife: Okay then, Gesundheit.
Wife: Okay then, Gesundheit.
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Just found two snowflakes that are exactly alike. My neighbor is a snow scientist and he's over here losing his mind.
January 19, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Just found two snowflakes that are exactly alike. My neighbor is a snow scientist and he's over here losing his mind.
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When it comes to staying hydrated, I am perpetually under water, and yet...
January 19, 2026 at 4:19 AM
When it comes to staying hydrated, I am perpetually under water, and yet...
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Beeswax but wasps shave.
January 19, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Beeswax but wasps shave.
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I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich the size of half a giraffe.
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich the size of half a giraffe.
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my therapist: so this *gestures vaguely* is a bit, right?
me, dressed in a hotdog costume: well, not exactly
me, dressed in a hotdog costume: well, not exactly
January 19, 2026 at 4:14 AM
my therapist: so this *gestures vaguely* is a bit, right?
me, dressed in a hotdog costume: well, not exactly
me, dressed in a hotdog costume: well, not exactly
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I’m going to have to live with that incorrect castor spelling post for the rest of my days
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I’m going to have to live with that incorrect castor spelling post for the rest of my days
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A winter wander
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A winter wander
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He's getting better at selfies
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
He's getting better at selfies
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Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
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Live, laugh, love....find the wormhole in the j crew dressing room in Boise, Idaho and disappear into dimensions unknown
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Live, laugh, love....find the wormhole in the j crew dressing room in Boise, Idaho and disappear into dimensions unknown
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I just want to watch something beautiful emerge from nothing, for once.
January 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I just want to watch something beautiful emerge from nothing, for once.
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The colorful soap is my favourite part of the car wash.
January 19, 2026 at 2:34 AM
The colorful soap is my favourite part of the car wash.
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Therapy? In this economy?
Me, as a therapist
Me, as a therapist
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Therapy? In this economy?
Me, as a therapist
Me, as a therapist
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Never tell me how many tortillas I ate when I'm inhaling chips & salsa
January 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Never tell me how many tortillas I ate when I'm inhaling chips & salsa
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I sang him a great song and all he heard was my jazz hands.
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I sang him a great song and all he heard was my jazz hands.
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Painted with a similar brush.
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Painted with a similar brush.
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Ah, the drop down menu of life
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Ah, the drop down menu of life
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I have made the worst fried rice of my life.
Still p good.
Still p good.
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I have made the worst fried rice of my life.
Still p good.
Still p good.
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I'm getting behind on my button pushing
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I'm getting behind on my button pushing
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Am I tired?
Yes
Am I going to sleep?
No, I have to research if penguins have knees (they do) and why the moon looks like it’s judging me
Yes
Am I going to sleep?
No, I have to research if penguins have knees (they do) and why the moon looks like it’s judging me
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Am I tired?
Yes
Am I going to sleep?
No, I have to research if penguins have knees (they do) and why the moon looks like it’s judging me
Yes
Am I going to sleep?
No, I have to research if penguins have knees (they do) and why the moon looks like it’s judging me
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make your own tortillas
lay your own eggs
be your own breakfast burrito
lay your own eggs
be your own breakfast burrito
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
make your own tortillas
lay your own eggs
be your own breakfast burrito
lay your own eggs
be your own breakfast burrito
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wanna take a spin in my sidecar reality?
January 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
wanna take a spin in my sidecar reality?