BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
Blob blobbily blobbing through the universe
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Jul 25
The bats in my belfry woke me up. They were returning my loose screws but I really need my lost marbles.
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A hot fudge Monday (Mondae?). But too long in the microwave and now Gary was trapped in the kitchen like a mammoth in a tar pit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
A hot fudge Monday (Mondae?). But too long in the microwave and now Gary was trapped in the kitchen like a mammoth in a tar pit.
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Me and a new coworker were walking past each other. I saw her notice my sweater like she was gonna say something nice cuz she’s a complimenter and it’s sweater weather. So I took a glance at her sweater in case I had to respond in kind but then she didn’t and I didn’t. She’s gonna fit in fine.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Me and a new coworker were walking past each other. I saw her notice my sweater like she was gonna say something nice cuz she’s a complimenter and it’s sweater weather. So I took a glance at her sweater in case I had to respond in kind but then she didn’t and I didn’t. She’s gonna fit in fine.
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Got kicked out of the local demonic cult after stepping outside of the ritual circle just seconds before it was complete as a joke a few too many times
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Got kicked out of the local demonic cult after stepping outside of the ritual circle just seconds before it was complete as a joke a few too many times
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let’s all think about raccoons for a minute
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
let’s all think about raccoons for a minute
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Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
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do you guys want to come to my house and stand up until we get tired and then we can sit down
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
do you guys want to come to my house and stand up until we get tired and then we can sit down
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i’ve never known anything my entire life and i prefer to keep it that way
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i’ve never known anything my entire life and i prefer to keep it that way
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All businesses should have a display case of pies next to their register-- not just diners.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
All businesses should have a display case of pies next to their register-- not just diners.
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It’s okay; I’m with you. I have hidden myself in the tracery of your magnificent tattoos.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It’s okay; I’m with you. I have hidden myself in the tracery of your magnificent tattoos.
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my knee has started clicking but that's probably good
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
my knee has started clicking but that's probably good
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I suppose my love of science stems from childhood when I realized that it would be extra cool to destroy my enemies with a giant laser constructed on the moon.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I suppose my love of science stems from childhood when I realized that it would be extra cool to destroy my enemies with a giant laser constructed on the moon.
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Ask your doctor if watching tiny dogs scamper along in the park is right for you
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ask your doctor if watching tiny dogs scamper along in the park is right for you
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Quick, get in the time machine! I'll explain yesterday!
September 22, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Quick, get in the time machine! I'll explain yesterday!
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Me: Why were my tests so expensive?
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me: Why were my tests so expensive?
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
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You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
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In addition to seizing ships and carrying out raids on European coastal towns, the Barbary pirates were also known for giving great haircuts and shaves.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In addition to seizing ships and carrying out raids on European coastal towns, the Barbary pirates were also known for giving great haircuts and shaves.
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Sometimes I forget to say something.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sometimes I forget to say something.
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Fall atmosphere.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Fall atmosphere.
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“Raw milk from a woman is safer than raw milk from a cow because udders are 4 inches from the anus.”
- me arguing the raw milk people on Reddit & the point where I realize I should delete Reddit from my phone
- me arguing the raw milk people on Reddit & the point where I realize I should delete Reddit from my phone
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“Raw milk from a woman is safer than raw milk from a cow because udders are 4 inches from the anus.”
- me arguing the raw milk people on Reddit & the point where I realize I should delete Reddit from my phone
- me arguing the raw milk people on Reddit & the point where I realize I should delete Reddit from my phone
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My useless superpower is the ability to pinpoint the exact personal/domestic issue vexing somebody from their choice of inspirational quote.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My useless superpower is the ability to pinpoint the exact personal/domestic issue vexing somebody from their choice of inspirational quote.
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First snow of the season, first frostbite of the season. I’m an idiot. (Typing this with my nose.)
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
First snow of the season, first frostbite of the season. I’m an idiot. (Typing this with my nose.)
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I make a fine oven fry I will have you know.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I make a fine oven fry I will have you know.