BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Making buttons featuring all your pfps and pinning them on my clothes and jingle jangling all over town. Better than a skircle, that's my skuit.
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Back on my bullshit
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Back on my bullshit
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Brand ambassador sounds like diplomacy is involved.
It’s actually just taking selfies near a logo.
It’s actually just taking selfies near a logo.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Brand ambassador sounds like diplomacy is involved.
It’s actually just taking selfies near a logo.
It’s actually just taking selfies near a logo.
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I cleaned the house today.
By which I mean I moved the mess into a more respectful arrangement.
By which I mean I moved the mess into a more respectful arrangement.
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I cleaned the house today.
By which I mean I moved the mess into a more respectful arrangement.
By which I mean I moved the mess into a more respectful arrangement.
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January air,
bank account despair.
I tried to “be new,”
for an hour or two.
My goals are “defined,”
my habits decline.
I meal prep with pride,
then order “on the side.”
I journal “be wise,”
then scroll til sunrise.
New year, new track,
still me, still snack
bank account despair.
I tried to “be new,”
for an hour or two.
My goals are “defined,”
my habits decline.
I meal prep with pride,
then order “on the side.”
I journal “be wise,”
then scroll til sunrise.
New year, new track,
still me, still snack
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
January air,
bank account despair.
I tried to “be new,”
for an hour or two.
My goals are “defined,”
my habits decline.
I meal prep with pride,
then order “on the side.”
I journal “be wise,”
then scroll til sunrise.
New year, new track,
still me, still snack
bank account despair.
I tried to “be new,”
for an hour or two.
My goals are “defined,”
my habits decline.
I meal prep with pride,
then order “on the side.”
I journal “be wise,”
then scroll til sunrise.
New year, new track,
still me, still snack
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Me, posting: This is the one that will go viral, get me on Dancing With The Stars, and free me from the bonds of oppression.
My followers:
My followers:
January 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Me, posting: This is the one that will go viral, get me on Dancing With The Stars, and free me from the bonds of oppression.
My followers:
My followers:
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Land sharking is our business and business is good.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Land sharking is our business and business is good.
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wandering around this bookstore handing out olive garden mints just to feel something
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
wandering around this bookstore handing out olive garden mints just to feel something
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What forest spirit best matches your mood?
1. ghost goat of doom
2. weird sentient fog
3. frazzled swamp thing
4. mossy log of darkness
1. ghost goat of doom
2. weird sentient fog
3. frazzled swamp thing
4. mossy log of darkness
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
What forest spirit best matches your mood?
1. ghost goat of doom
2. weird sentient fog
3. frazzled swamp thing
4. mossy log of darkness
1. ghost goat of doom
2. weird sentient fog
3. frazzled swamp thing
4. mossy log of darkness
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Mermaids looking at the Biscayne Bay
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Mermaids looking at the Biscayne Bay
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Me: [can’t talk because my mouth is full of sugar water and three hummingbirds are perched on my lower lip feeding from me]
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Me: [can’t talk because my mouth is full of sugar water and three hummingbirds are perched on my lower lip feeding from me]
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Snails are nature’s chapsticks
December 5, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Snails are nature’s chapsticks
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let’s play hopscotch
(drink whiskey and bounce around)
(drink whiskey and bounce around)
December 7, 2024 at 3:24 PM
let’s play hopscotch
(drink whiskey and bounce around)
(drink whiskey and bounce around)
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I thought this looked pretty
November 21, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I thought this looked pretty
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removed from the winery tour for saying “put a cork in it” too much
August 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
removed from the winery tour for saying “put a cork in it” too much
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writing grant proposal to research why whales look like cucumbers
May 29, 2024 at 11:17 PM
writing grant proposal to research why whales look like cucumbers
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In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
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I’d like a food blog without recipes. Just stories of self-empowerment that somehow lead to butternut squash risotto.
January 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I’d like a food blog without recipes. Just stories of self-empowerment that somehow lead to butternut squash risotto.
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hell is real and we all live in it but on the other hand there's a dog
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
hell is real and we all live in it but on the other hand there's a dog
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Staring is one of her superpowers.
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Staring is one of her superpowers.
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my kid: look mom, he's booty shakin!
🤣
🤣
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
my kid: look mom, he's booty shakin!
🤣
🤣
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The Boy made a little snowman “to do all our yard work”
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The Boy made a little snowman “to do all our yard work”
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You can try to suck it back in all you want, but the darkness leaking from your nostrils is now bigger than the whole of us.
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
You can try to suck it back in all you want, but the darkness leaking from your nostrils is now bigger than the whole of us.