BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Making buttons featuring all your pfps and pinning them on my clothes and jingle jangling all over town. Better than a skircle, that's my skuit.
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THIS TIMELINE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL, YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
THIS TIMELINE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL, YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS.
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New year new me, so please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
New year new me, so please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
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I preferred it when we got our directives from the sentient sludge at the back of the primordial cave
January 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I preferred it when we got our directives from the sentient sludge at the back of the primordial cave
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Someone took a vow of celibacy at the zoo after claiming to see a sign that said "DO NOT FEED THE LOINS".
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Someone took a vow of celibacy at the zoo after claiming to see a sign that said "DO NOT FEED THE LOINS".
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We all got that one homie who needs a whole room dedicated to scrawling mathematical equations on
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
We all got that one homie who needs a whole room dedicated to scrawling mathematical equations on
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idk astrology but i do know
the worst sign is no parking
the worst sign is no parking
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
idk astrology but i do know
the worst sign is no parking
the worst sign is no parking
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Opened a portal to a new dimension and the worst thing possible happened: everything was exactly the same.
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Opened a portal to a new dimension and the worst thing possible happened: everything was exactly the same.
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I also, have not set foot on the moon.
I have not set foot on the moon
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I also, have not set foot on the moon.
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Sun Ball, designed by Ferdinand Ris in the 1960s
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Sun Ball, designed by Ferdinand Ris in the 1960s
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January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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*hands on hips* I cannot believe this fantasy film isn't historically accurate
January 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
*hands on hips* I cannot believe this fantasy film isn't historically accurate
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*Smoking one cigarette for each of the fucks who smugly assured me I was overreacting.
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
*Smoking one cigarette for each of the fucks who smugly assured me I was overreacting.
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Web content only has three seconds to grab people's attention before they click away and do something else. That's why I write "BOOBS!!" in 72 point font at the top of all my work emails.
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Web content only has three seconds to grab people's attention before they click away and do something else. That's why I write "BOOBS!!" in 72 point font at the top of all my work emails.
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I was promised bread and circuses and all i got was a gluten intolerence and a clown king
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I was promised bread and circuses and all i got was a gluten intolerence and a clown king
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When a southern woman says "Listen..." with no follow-up, what she means is "Shut up."
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When a southern woman says "Listen..." with no follow-up, what she means is "Shut up."
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Flailing my limbs around until I generate enough power to summon one of The Ancients
January 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Flailing my limbs around until I generate enough power to summon one of The Ancients
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They’re keeping me in the laundry and using calming pheromones for the next few days until I become more accustomed to my surroundings
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
They’re keeping me in the laundry and using calming pheromones for the next few days until I become more accustomed to my surroundings
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breadstick me papi
(me at olive garden)
(me at olive garden)
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
breadstick me papi
(me at olive garden)
(me at olive garden)
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Early April
Lake Superior
Minnesota Spring
Lake Superior
Minnesota Spring
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Early April
Lake Superior
Minnesota Spring
Lake Superior
Minnesota Spring
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They call them pill bugs, but I've taken like six and I'm still not feeling anything.
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
They call them pill bugs, but I've taken like six and I'm still not feeling anything.
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Ridvan roses from the children; wishing you peace of mind and joy of heart.
May 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ridvan roses from the children; wishing you peace of mind and joy of heart.
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don't post a lot of selfies but light was good today
August 15, 2023 at 7:35 PM
don't post a lot of selfies but light was good today
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Back on my bullshit
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Back on my bullshit
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Brand ambassador sounds like diplomacy is involved.
It’s actually just taking selfies near a logo.
It’s actually just taking selfies near a logo.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Brand ambassador sounds like diplomacy is involved.
It’s actually just taking selfies near a logo.
It’s actually just taking selfies near a logo.
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I cleaned the house today.
By which I mean I moved the mess into a more respectful arrangement.
By which I mean I moved the mess into a more respectful arrangement.
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I cleaned the house today.
By which I mean I moved the mess into a more respectful arrangement.
By which I mean I moved the mess into a more respectful arrangement.