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Lyddie
@punnylyddie.bsky.social
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Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱
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punnylyddie.bsky.social
I haven't posted in a while. Are beans still cool?
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
punnylyddie.bsky.social
Hydrated today

*Slurped melted ice cream from the bottom of the bowl
May 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
BALLS MEET EGGPLANT
A packaged food item labeled "Eggplant Meet Balls" with a price tag and barcode.
May 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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natesmith.dev
parking attendants are really taking care of a lot
May 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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bibiblossoms.bsky.social
It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

I sell pins, bags, stickers, compression gloves, artist/drawing gloves, binders, wrist braces, compression socks, skorts, compression leggings & more!

Store details below!
5 Oval shaped pins with gold outlines with an oval cutout in the middle with a yellow slideable star: Spoons: Lavender background Hunger Scale: Red background Migraine Scale: Blue background Speaking vs Non Speaking: Green background The first one has SHE, THEY, HE on top. At the bottom there's HER, THEM, HIM. White background. Bat Convertible Bag Galaxy and Moon Bunny Compression Gloves Fairy Convertible Bag
May 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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midge.bsky.social
The leather seats in your car waiting for you to wear shorts on a hot day
Photo of Tim Curry, fingers in a temple, held to his lips, anticip…ating
May 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
punnylyddie.bsky.social
If I'm typing out a reply containing the word "diarrhea", there's a 98% chance I'm going to delete it
May 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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mikedawson.bsky.social
What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out
May 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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natesmith.dev
replacing my couches with hammocks bc they're easier to vacuum under
April 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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advertence.bsky.social
May 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
punnylyddie.bsky.social
I need an ice cream fridge next to my bed
May 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit
April 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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qwertying.bsky.social
Farting in a leather recliner resonates with me.
May 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
punnylyddie.bsky.social
Sorry sweetie, we could only afford to buy you 3-5 feral hogs this year
May 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
punnylyddie.bsky.social
I don't cast spells, I cast smells
May 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
punnylyddie.bsky.social
Come Monday is my favorite song about edging
May 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
punnylyddie.bsky.social
I make an adequate lasagna
May 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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cheftips.bsky.social
“cul-de-sac” is horrifying if you know what those words mean in french
May 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
ME: Finally, time to relax on the Totally Normal Train

*Crazy Train plays over loud speakers, as wave after wave of clowns tumble through the car*

ME: Crap
May 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
punnylyddie.bsky.social
I'm calling it. Hot Beans is the new Hot Damn!
etbeeegood.bsky.social Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · May 6
Oooh yes, hot beans! I love it. Hot beans I can’t stop saying it
May 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
punnylyddie.bsky.social
I heard you like bad girls.
*chews melatonin gummies*
May 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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shade5.bsky.social
I don't know who this Perry Menopause is but he's ruining my life.
May 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
If you love hearing white people say “gracias,” do I have a holiday for you.
May 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
punnylyddie.bsky.social
Naming my yard bunny Clive because, 'sup Clive sounds a whole lot cooler than Hiiiiiii Bunnnnyyyyyy
May 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM