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ThinlyVeiledPanda
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better

Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn

Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
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ME: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?

HIM: *sigh*

ME: The elf-abet!

HIM:…

ME: Someone’s being Rude-dolph
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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the age of men is over. the time of the peanut butter jelly has come
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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some of you never mixed up jason priestley and luke perry before and it shows
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Hedwig and the Angry Grinch

Is that anything?
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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The Grinch changing the station every time The Who comes on
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I'm "there is only one TV channel that airs only at specific times of the day" years old.
I’m “remembers the Subway U cut” years old
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I'm "avoid the noid" years old
I’m “remembers the Subway U cut” years old
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m “remembers the Subway U cut” years old
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I may not have accomplished much but the guy who did my autopsy said I had one of the largest brains he’s ever seen
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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cats greatest super power is being able to spread joy by just laying around
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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If your Christmas inflatable lasts longer than 4 hours please consult a doctor immediately.
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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I'll be home for Christmas because it's where I live.
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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sometimes I think about stores and the fragrance they put in the air that has been proven to make us want to buy things and then I forget how to breathe but anyway happy holidays to you too
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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i'm great at distracting people from obsessing about their problems by giving them new obscure things to worry about instead, and if you don't like that idea I also offer doing exactly that but 10x faster
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The Grinch: The College Years
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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she was the bada bing to my bada boom
December 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Desperately trying to find the balance between staying properly hydrated and getting a full night of sleep without waking up to pee.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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What? Like you never hid in your pantry and ate an entire box of Christmas tree cakes.
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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i am burdened with glorious purpose (shitposting)
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Farmer’s favorite love song:

🎼 I…can’t…help…falling in love, with, ewe
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I'll put the holly in your jolly
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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OR nurse complimented me on my big, juicy veins. At least have that going for me
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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ISO someone to sit on my chest, redistribute the pressure so my face can finally chill
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM