ThinlyVeiledPanda
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
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I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
I’m so sorry, but my allegiance is highly snack-dependent 😂
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I’m so sorry, but my allegiance is highly snack-dependent 😂
Shhh, she’ll hear us and we won’t get any mint chip!
January 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Shhh, she’ll hear us and we won’t get any mint chip!
Wait, am I the one saying ice cream? I feel like that’s me and @blairloudly.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Wait, am I the one saying ice cream? I feel like that’s me and @blairloudly.bsky.social
Best I can do is hand sanitizer and a bagel. You still in?
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Best I can do is hand sanitizer and a bagel. You still in?
Try blowing in your ear like it’s a Nintendo cartridge
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Try blowing in your ear like it’s a Nintendo cartridge
He’s right, I’m really not qualified to give legal advice
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 AM
He’s right, I’m really not qualified to give legal advice
Ha ha ha, this is true. 4th birthday party? You bet. What did I have for dinner last night? Good question
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Ha ha ha, this is true. 4th birthday party? You bet. What did I have for dinner last night? Good question
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There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
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if you don’t mess up is it still an errand
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
if you don’t mess up is it still an errand
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If only everything in life were as reliable as my Mandalorian PEZ dispenser.
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If only everything in life were as reliable as my Mandalorian PEZ dispenser.
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Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.
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I don't know why, but i really trust Tony Hawk as a spokesperson
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I don't know why, but i really trust Tony Hawk as a spokesperson
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I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
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January is the Monday of the year.
January 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
January is the Monday of the year.
The gear shift got stuck on my Delorean again, and I ended up in 2005 again
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The gear shift got stuck on my Delorean again, and I ended up in 2005 again
So, post weirder on the platforms I’m already on, you say 🤔
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
So, post weirder on the platforms I’m already on, you say 🤔
I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
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In another life? I have to do this shit again?
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
In another life? I have to do this shit again?
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If I was invited to be on You Can’t Do That on Television, I would tell no one but there would be slimes
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
If I was invited to be on You Can’t Do That on Television, I would tell no one but there would be slimes
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You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
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we held our collective breath for mere seconds before the fuckery continued unabated
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
we held our collective breath for mere seconds before the fuckery continued unabated
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A sloth drinking decaf has more motivation than some of us today.
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
A sloth drinking decaf has more motivation than some of us today.
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Guys I'm twitterpated
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Guys I'm twitterpated