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ThinlyVeiledPanda
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better

Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
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Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
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I like my coffee like I like my men, bitter and with a slightly unpleasant mouth feel
POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you

ME: …boobies
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Me, in my bathroom looking at a medication that was made by a company that went out of business in 2007: I can find a use for this.
October 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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This party is not even remotely lit
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Spooky season holds a special place in my heart ever since I was voted 'Most Likely to Die First in a Horror Show'
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Good idea: following someone on social media.

Bad idea: following someone after they leave Taco Bell.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Finding change in one of your pockets is like winning a mini lottery.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Going in whole hog again
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i don’t know why everyone’s always trying to show me to the door. the door’s seen me.
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Sunday is not necessarily in fact a fun day.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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As I like to say, whatthefuckever.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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i’m just a swivel-eyed loon standing in front of a conspiracy theory waiting to happen
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Got distracted by the beauty of the sun shining through a leaf again
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Goon a movie

Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Wait, don't go. I can fuck it up more
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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we’re gonna turn this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome
October 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I had a dream about dating John Mayer and woke up to a video about his new girlfriend. My brain has already been uploaded to the great machine, and it is taunting me.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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For 3 months I thought my kids name on Roblox was "guest 1337" until I learned the lore.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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What if Banksy painted on the Wonderwall?
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Dirty thoughts under clean sheets
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Panda milk could be a thing but you scared of bamboo groves bro!
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Me stuck in the quantum.
“Ahhh quantum entanglement.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I’m pretty sure that sciatica is a prison in New York…
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM