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ThinlyVeiledPanda
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
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Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better

Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
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A man standing next to a road sign that says “twatt.” The arrow on the sign is pointing at him
June 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Road signs at an intersection that say “inyo” and “butte.” It sounds like “in your butt,” is the joke
June 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Snake from the Simpsons says “use a pen, sideshow Bob.”
June 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Free masons run the country, said by a bunch of germs on Smithers (from Simpsons) face
May 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Wanna be my date?
A man wearing a corn dog costume. I looked for a sexy lady version, but surprisingly couldn’t find one
May 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Here, I made you this
April 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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🤯
Futurama- an evil scientist has combined the dna of the world’s evil animals to create the most evil animal of all. Then it turns out, the evilest animal is man
April 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Lol, those are creepy, but I was thinking of these. Maybe too much of a deep cut for a youngster such as yourself 😜
Creepy crawlers gummy making kit. Disgusting AND they tasted gross
April 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Bernie Sanders begs you to consider the things that are coming out of my mouth aren't serious
March 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Just a spoonful of Xanax helps the ennui go down 🎶
Sad Mary Poppins with the text, “supercalifragilisticexistentialcrisis”
March 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I’m the penguin
A penguin trying to eat the carrot nose of a snowman
March 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Young Darth Vadar saying “may you live in interesting times.” Padme doesn’t get it and says “because fun stuff happens, right”?
March 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Starfish aren’t sexy, starfish aren’t sexy

Starfish:
A starfish with a very thicc booty. My anaconda… is confused
February 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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February AND Wednesday in one day!? Spelling has never been so difficult. Can we all just call it Febtober already?

credit to @falseknees.bsky.social for the cartoon <3
Panel #1: Bird saying, "ahh, Febuary." Panel #2: Bird saying, "Febrary Panel #3: Bird saying, "Febberary," and looking thoughtful Panel #4: Bird saying, "Frebrury!"
February 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I once lied to a guy I liked and told him I owned this movie in order to lure him over to my room. Didn't expect him to say yes, so had to go buy the movie real quick. No regrets.
Cover for Monty Python and the Holy Grail
February 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Slovenly Thor Also slovenly Thor
February 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Lord of the rings screen shots of Sam and Gollum. First panel, Sam says,”are you doomscrolling again?” Second panel, Gollum says, “doomscrolling!? Just because we has our phone out, you accuse us of doomscrolling!?” Third panel, Sam says,”fine, what are you scrolling then?” Forth panel, Gollum yells, “doooooooom!!!”
February 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Text says, "Just thinking about doing the thing instead of doing the thing." There is a cute cartoon of a bearded man looking wistfully into the distance. Cartoon by FieldExplorers
February 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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"Come at me, bro!"
- Canadian geese
Canadian goose scaring the crap out of an eagle
February 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Hawkins, because a trade war is no time for soft cheezies
Bag of Hawkins cheezies, which happen to be hard as rocks AND proudly Canadian
February 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Accidentally read the news again
Painting of an unconcerned renaissance looking dude pointing out the window at what appears to be a very large fire. Text says, “shit’s on fire, yo.”
February 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Me too buddy, me too
I picture of a piano with a sign that says, “I’m old and I’m tired. Please don’t play me.”
February 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I feel like these two are probably the therapists the world needs right now
Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets wearing very stylish jean jackets
February 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Springfield Psychiatric Center: because there may not be bugs on you
February 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Because they’re all bangers, right?
Young Darth Vadar being extended disappointing to a young lady
February 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM