Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
· Sep 22
One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-
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Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
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on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties
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I made you a mixtape, your honor.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I made you a mixtape, your honor.
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I’m unserious all the time but when I do have to be serious, I’m only 75% serious
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I’m unserious all the time but when I do have to be serious, I’m only 75% serious
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Billionaires never say "if I had a nickel for every time" because they do get a nickel for every time
January 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Billionaires never say "if I had a nickel for every time" because they do get a nickel for every time
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back in my day, beans used to be cool
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
back in my day, beans used to be cool
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waking up in 2026 like
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
waking up in 2026 like
Don’t fuck with me, please. I’m tired. I’m from the “is” era of Facebook updates
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Don’t fuck with me, please. I’m tired. I’m from the “is” era of Facebook updates
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The smoky eye really had a chokehold on us huh
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 AM
The smoky eye really had a chokehold on us huh
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I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
August 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
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love to wake up and immediately start hurting myself with my brain
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
love to wake up and immediately start hurting myself with my brain
I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
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Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
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Once again failing to find sufficiently powerful thermal bras for this weather, and once again putting forward this prototype
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Once again failing to find sufficiently powerful thermal bras for this weather, and once again putting forward this prototype
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when i woke up and realized rl starts again this week i exhaled so hard i flew around the room like a deflating balloon
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
when i woke up and realized rl starts again this week i exhaled so hard i flew around the room like a deflating balloon
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Was really into piggyback rides for a while, kinda got carried away
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Was really into piggyback rides for a while, kinda got carried away
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It’s OK for me to say stupid stuff, because I am stupid and it is my culture
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 AM
It’s OK for me to say stupid stuff, because I am stupid and it is my culture
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God, fuck yes, this, a hundred times this. If absolutely nothing else, set expectations with someone for what you want/need with them and be open to them in the same way. Doesn't need to be a romance for the ages to still be respectful of that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 AM
God, fuck yes, this, a hundred times this. If absolutely nothing else, set expectations with someone for what you want/need with them and be open to them in the same way. Doesn't need to be a romance for the ages to still be respectful of that.
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Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case
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what if people could just be normal online
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
what if people could just be normal online
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Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
Listen, it’s really late (like almost 37 years late but also almost midnight at the moment) and no one asked and this is totally out of left field— but I still and/or will always love how thematically and sonically Wave of Mutilation and Tame are completely switched
That’s all. Carry on
That’s all. Carry on
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Listen, it’s really late (like almost 37 years late but also almost midnight at the moment) and no one asked and this is totally out of left field— but I still and/or will always love how thematically and sonically Wave of Mutilation and Tame are completely switched
That’s all. Carry on
That’s all. Carry on
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You can’t tell me to make ‘myself at home’ and then get weirded out if I take off my pants and cry in the kitchen. That’s not how that works.
December 9, 2024 at 2:30 PM
You can’t tell me to make ‘myself at home’ and then get weirded out if I take off my pants and cry in the kitchen. That’s not how that works.
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Cthulhu walks up into the club all like "Hey," before releasing a torrent of deadly ink that has the frantic dancers scatter and groan.
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Cthulhu walks up into the club all like "Hey," before releasing a torrent of deadly ink that has the frantic dancers scatter and groan.