Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
· Sep 22
One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-
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The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
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ernest never goes anywhere these days
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
ernest never goes anywhere these days
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I made you a mixtape, your honor.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I made you a mixtape, your honor.
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[flirting] What's your favorite Biblical plague
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
[flirting] What's your favorite Biblical plague
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Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
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The chewy TUMS are too delicious, they've gone too far.
January 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The chewy TUMS are too delicious, they've gone too far.
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on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties
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When I say something dumb on here I do it on purpose to give you guys the bonding experience of yelling at me together. I do it as a public service
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
When I say something dumb on here I do it on purpose to give you guys the bonding experience of yelling at me together. I do it as a public service
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swallowing each individual baked bean like an ibuprofen
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
swallowing each individual baked bean like an ibuprofen
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I used to think X had no public utility but it is developing into some sort of monument to billionaire hubris. It's a living museum of paranoiac mania, a Grey Gardens situation.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I used to think X had no public utility but it is developing into some sort of monument to billionaire hubris. It's a living museum of paranoiac mania, a Grey Gardens situation.
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Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me
- the inventor of the wheel watching the inventor of sliced bread get an obscene amount of credit
- the inventor of the wheel watching the inventor of sliced bread get an obscene amount of credit
January 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me
- the inventor of the wheel watching the inventor of sliced bread get an obscene amount of credit
- the inventor of the wheel watching the inventor of sliced bread get an obscene amount of credit
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I would never abuse a substance. I love substances.
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I would never abuse a substance. I love substances.
a booby trap is also a thirst trap, imo (bc boobies are hot, obv)
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
a booby trap is also a thirst trap, imo (bc boobies are hot, obv)
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2026 better not be the year we pierce the veil of illusion to discover the world is but a nothingness projected upon nothingness I've got some shows I want to catch up on
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
2026 better not be the year we pierce the veil of illusion to discover the world is but a nothingness projected upon nothingness I've got some shows I want to catch up on
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i just made this amazing dish: meatballs & spaghetti it’s exactly like spaghetti & meatballs but it’s meatballs & spaghetti !
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
i just made this amazing dish: meatballs & spaghetti it’s exactly like spaghetti & meatballs but it’s meatballs & spaghetti !
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it's the year of the honse
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
it's the year of the honse
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The little Baby New Year has just finishing consuming the corpse of Father Time in seventeen hours and fifty-three minutes. A new record!
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The little Baby New Year has just finishing consuming the corpse of Father Time in seventeen hours and fifty-three minutes. A new record!
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Still having dancing sugarplum visions, when should I see a doctor
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Still having dancing sugarplum visions, when should I see a doctor
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It’s unfortunate that being light-headed doesn’t mean your face is glowing
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
It’s unfortunate that being light-headed doesn’t mean your face is glowing
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
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[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
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I like getting into dreamland and recognizing the weird locales that have been with my subconscious for years. Ah yes, there is Unnervingly Tall Hotel, which means Dilapidated Bridge I Must Cross On Foot is just around this corner
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I like getting into dreamland and recognizing the weird locales that have been with my subconscious for years. Ah yes, there is Unnervingly Tall Hotel, which means Dilapidated Bridge I Must Cross On Foot is just around this corner