Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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I told her they use puppy eyeballs to make boba tea and she was honestly too chill about it tbh
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I told her they use puppy eyeballs to make boba tea and she was honestly too chill about it tbh
He wasn’t conscious and had been on life support for several days, but the nurses noted his favorite music and played it in the background of his room for him, even when we weren’t there
This is a nurses are truly the real MVPs appreciation post. I see ya’ll
This is a nurses are truly the real MVPs appreciation post. I see ya’ll
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
He wasn’t conscious and had been on life support for several days, but the nurses noted his favorite music and played it in the background of his room for him, even when we weren’t there
This is a nurses are truly the real MVPs appreciation post. I see ya’ll
This is a nurses are truly the real MVPs appreciation post. I see ya’ll
Last night my uncle passed away and the nurses put his heartbeat in a little bottle for my aunt to keep 🥺
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Last night my uncle passed away and the nurses put his heartbeat in a little bottle for my aunt to keep 🥺
I made too many, but can confirm they are in fact so good
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I made too many, but can confirm they are in fact so good
Cheese was chosen
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Cheese was chosen
When you’re too gay for the straights and too straight for the gays but you finally learned to give up needing to be accepted by either just to feel valid
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When you’re too gay for the straights and too straight for the gays but you finally learned to give up needing to be accepted by either just to feel valid
Saving this so we can present it as an award for when someone like Pedro Pascal comes out
October 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Saving this so we can present it as an award for when someone like Pedro Pascal comes out
That’s why they get heated so easily, I assume
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That’s why they get heated so easily, I assume
he was Desperately Wanting to get through to Klein, but despite his efforts… it was sadly no Good
September 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
he was Desperately Wanting to get through to Klein, but despite his efforts… it was sadly no Good
I plan on sticking these lil dudes anywhere fun I travel to, too 😎
September 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I plan on sticking these lil dudes anywhere fun I travel to, too 😎
Could’ve sworn I started drafts in my notes a while ago but when I searched all I found was this
September 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Could’ve sworn I started drafts in my notes a while ago but when I searched all I found was this
Yeah, it was the update thing.
Love @jcsalterego.bsky.social being the poster child for this movement 😂
Love @jcsalterego.bsky.social being the poster child for this movement 😂
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September 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Yeah, it was the update thing.
Love @jcsalterego.bsky.social being the poster child for this movement 😂
Love @jcsalterego.bsky.social being the poster child for this movement 😂
If I don’t know you well (or don’t trust you) I come across as distant and quiet because that’s how I feel safe and have learned to adapt. If I have to communicate with you and it’s important, I do this
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If I don’t know you well (or don’t trust you) I come across as distant and quiet because that’s how I feel safe and have learned to adapt. If I have to communicate with you and it’s important, I do this
One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-
September 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-
when you wanna rap along but you’re white
September 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
when you wanna rap along but you’re white
Right now I’m trying to use up a sketch pad someone gifted me but tbh I think my better work has happened on brown paper. When I use ink I can get depth of darks and when I use white charcoal I can pull out and emphasize more lights, if that makes sense
September 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Right now I’m trying to use up a sketch pad someone gifted me but tbh I think my better work has happened on brown paper. When I use ink I can get depth of darks and when I use white charcoal I can pull out and emphasize more lights, if that makes sense
Martin Luther King Jr???
Charlie Kirk was literally in the middle of going to colleges talking about how violent black people *specifically* are while downplaying victims of mass shootings- but sure thing, Karen. They’re basically twins
Charlie Kirk was literally in the middle of going to colleges talking about how violent black people *specifically* are while downplaying victims of mass shootings- but sure thing, Karen. They’re basically twins
September 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Martin Luther King Jr???
Charlie Kirk was literally in the middle of going to colleges talking about how violent black people *specifically* are while downplaying victims of mass shootings- but sure thing, Karen. They’re basically twins
Charlie Kirk was literally in the middle of going to colleges talking about how violent black people *specifically* are while downplaying victims of mass shootings- but sure thing, Karen. They’re basically twins
Fixed it. Much better 🐸🍄☔️
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Fixed it. Much better 🐸🍄☔️
This is a joke btw. AI data centers that spawn future replicants aren’t going to do a better job with the earth than we did obvs
September 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is a joke btw. AI data centers that spawn future replicants aren’t going to do a better job with the earth than we did obvs
This just happened in Northern California and the driver survived!!!
That being said, bet he has a lot of chips on his shoulder tho amirite
That being said, bet he has a lot of chips on his shoulder tho amirite
August 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This just happened in Northern California and the driver survived!!!
That being said, bet he has a lot of chips on his shoulder tho amirite
That being said, bet he has a lot of chips on his shoulder tho amirite