Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
· Feb 26
Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong
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The great maga bot purge is happening on Twitter. You can now see where people are from...
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The great maga bot purge is happening on Twitter. You can now see where people are from...
Why? Because fuck you, that’s why
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why? Because fuck you, that’s why
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*shouting to a friend at a club* THIS HOUSE MUSIC MAKES ME WANT TO GO HOME
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
*shouting to a friend at a club* THIS HOUSE MUSIC MAKES ME WANT TO GO HOME
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“Shut up. You had me at despot.”
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November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“Shut up. You had me at despot.”
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half my timeline rn
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
half my timeline rn
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People completing for the Pain Olympics will interrupt someone opening up about their trauma just to tell them how something worse happened to them.
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
People completing for the Pain Olympics will interrupt someone opening up about their trauma just to tell them how something worse happened to them.
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oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
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if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”
Cutting out people in your life that seem like they’re always competing for the Pain Olympics is self care. Let em win the shittiest prizes bb
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Cutting out people in your life that seem like they’re always competing for the Pain Olympics is self care. Let em win the shittiest prizes bb
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*frantically masking in laid-back*
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
*frantically masking in laid-back*
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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shouting latin into my phone in the middle of a general admission show to not lose my Duolingo streak but I accidentally summoned a demon
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
shouting latin into my phone in the middle of a general admission show to not lose my Duolingo streak but I accidentally summoned a demon
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they're just roommates
Two evenly-matched males spent the afternoon lazily sparring while waiting for the bay to freeze. #BearSeason2025 #Mammals 🌿
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
they're just roommates
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imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
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Trump: Inshallah…pretty sure I’m saying that right. We love inshallah. We’re bringing the inshallah back and then salam. Reminds me of salami but we can’t do the pork, can we Mamadan? I call him Mamadan, he loves it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Trump: Inshallah…pretty sure I’m saying that right. We love inshallah. We’re bringing the inshallah back and then salam. Reminds me of salami but we can’t do the pork, can we Mamadan? I call him Mamadan, he loves it.
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ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
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I like my men like I like my coffee.
I don't. It's just what society expects of me.
I don't. It's just what society expects of me.
January 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I like my men like I like my coffee.
I don't. It's just what society expects of me.
I don't. It's just what society expects of me.
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Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes
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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
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The writers have done a spectacular job this season revamping their fascinating "Marjorie Taylor Greene" character. The suspense over what she will do next is compelling. A lot of things are going on with MTG, maybe some good, others bad, and we won't know exactly what for two or more seasons.
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The writers have done a spectacular job this season revamping their fascinating "Marjorie Taylor Greene" character. The suspense over what she will do next is compelling. A lot of things are going on with MTG, maybe some good, others bad, and we won't know exactly what for two or more seasons.
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If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
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why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
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who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
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thanks for following bec you thought I was hot and then found out how I am and never interacted again
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
thanks for following bec you thought I was hot and then found out how I am and never interacted again
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat