Blinky McBlinksalot
@shannanegans.bsky.social
Dave's not here, man
Brain vomit - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3kqvwbz62
Best? -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3nxlalnka
Brain vomit - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3kqvwbz62
Best? -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3nxlalnka
Pinned
Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault
youtu.be
Building a playlist. What's your favorite cover? I'll go first:
youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?...
youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?...
22 y.o. boy child: Where's the 2 inches i was promised?? I deserve my 2 inches!!
He gets his humor from me.
He gets his humor from me.
January 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
22 y.o. boy child: Where's the 2 inches i was promised?? I deserve my 2 inches!!
He gets his humor from me.
He gets his humor from me.
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No love song about you would be complete without a mid-2000s-esque rap bridge which deals solely with spontaneous anal sex
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 AM
No love song about you would be complete without a mid-2000s-esque rap bridge which deals solely with spontaneous anal sex
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Wow it’s almost 7 PM so good night everybody
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Wow it’s almost 7 PM so good night everybody
If you don't like my thigh, just say that
January 23, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If you don't like my thigh, just say that
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you're from
January 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you're from
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I would love to know the psychology behind the "Oh, this person clearly hates a thing, let me reply with that very thing."
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I would love to know the psychology behind the "Oh, this person clearly hates a thing, let me reply with that very thing."
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I saw a post in all caps saying "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES NOW."
If that doesn't do it, nothing will.
If that doesn't do it, nothing will.
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I saw a post in all caps saying "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES NOW."
If that doesn't do it, nothing will.
If that doesn't do it, nothing will.
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That one guy whining about the sustainability of BlueSky is making lots of silly assumptions about what I'm here to do. I'm here another social media site die and wear it's skull on a necklace like a trophy.
January 23, 2026 at 12:14 AM
That one guy whining about the sustainability of BlueSky is making lots of silly assumptions about what I'm here to do. I'm here another social media site die and wear it's skull on a necklace like a trophy.
GUYS! GUYS!
*farts*
DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT ASSHOLE JUST SAID TO Y'ALL?!?
*farts*
DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT ASSHOLE JUST SAID TO Y'ALL?!?
January 23, 2026 at 12:59 AM
GUYS! GUYS!
*farts*
DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT ASSHOLE JUST SAID TO Y'ALL?!?
*farts*
DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT ASSHOLE JUST SAID TO Y'ALL?!?
I've been personally victimized by try not to laugh videos
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I've been personally victimized by try not to laugh videos
Actually, Megan. I can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.
January 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Actually, Megan. I can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.
You know what? I'm about to say it. I don't care that you broke your elbow.
January 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
You know what? I'm about to say it. I don't care that you broke your elbow.
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mmm you smell clean, let's do something about that
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
mmm you smell clean, let's do something about that
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No digitty. All dope.
January 22, 2026 at 9:10 PM
No digitty. All dope.
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I'm gonna shove the 10 commandments up your ass
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I'm gonna shove the 10 commandments up your ass
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someone must have opened up a pretty fucked up fortune cookie to bring us all to this point
January 22, 2026 at 8:48 PM
someone must have opened up a pretty fucked up fortune cookie to bring us all to this point
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Sometimes I like to just lay in bed for four or five weeks, and just really let the dread take hold in my soul.
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Sometimes I like to just lay in bed for four or five weeks, and just really let the dread take hold in my soul.
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me: I don't think I can choose before I know whether the pink goo in those tanks is strawberry flavor or bubblegum
morpheus: *puts the two pills back in his pocket and leaves*
morpheus: *puts the two pills back in his pocket and leaves*
January 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
me: I don't think I can choose before I know whether the pink goo in those tanks is strawberry flavor or bubblegum
morpheus: *puts the two pills back in his pocket and leaves*
morpheus: *puts the two pills back in his pocket and leaves*
That was funny, but was it "repost a joke with a photo of the orange abscess" funny?
January 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
That was funny, but was it "repost a joke with a photo of the orange abscess" funny?
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Kids these days don't hack into the government systems and accidently trigger Global Thermonuclear War like they used to, and it's just sad
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Kids these days don't hack into the government systems and accidently trigger Global Thermonuclear War like they used to, and it's just sad
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I’ve taken multivitamins daily for a couple of weeks, so why am I still like this?
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I’ve taken multivitamins daily for a couple of weeks, so why am I still like this?
You know what?
I didn't want to reply to your post anyway, internet stranger.
*ⁱ ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡˡʸ ᵈⁱᵈ*
I didn't want to reply to your post anyway, internet stranger.
*ⁱ ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡˡʸ ᵈⁱᵈ*
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
You know what?
I didn't want to reply to your post anyway, internet stranger.
*ⁱ ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡˡʸ ᵈⁱᵈ*
I didn't want to reply to your post anyway, internet stranger.
*ⁱ ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡˡʸ ᵈⁱᵈ*
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Sometimes it’s a good idea to step back and ask yourself whether you’re arguing with someone’s political position or their personality disorder
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Sometimes it’s a good idea to step back and ask yourself whether you’re arguing with someone’s political position or their personality disorder
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People will post "I need a Tylenol" and get like 500 reskeets, while we're out here busting our asses with these jokes EVERY DAY for like 8 likes because we do it for love of the game and also probably mental illness
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
People will post "I need a Tylenol" and get like 500 reskeets, while we're out here busting our asses with these jokes EVERY DAY for like 8 likes because we do it for love of the game and also probably mental illness