Blinky McBlinksalot
@shannanegans.bsky.social
Dave's not here, man
Brain vomit - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3kqvwbz62
Best? -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3nxlalnka
Brain vomit - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3kqvwbz62
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Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault
youtu.be
Building a playlist. What's your favorite cover? I'll go first:
youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?...
youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?...
To whichever deity there may be, can we get another one of those big bang thingies. I think it's time.
January 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
To whichever deity there may be, can we get another one of those big bang thingies. I think it's time.
Mother eff!! Preposition!!
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Mother eff!! Preposition!!
Is a double proposition like a double negative?
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Is a double proposition like a double negative?
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I have, on more than one occasion, been accused of making intentionally awful posts. I assure you, this is me trying my best.
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I have, on more than one occasion, been accused of making intentionally awful posts. I assure you, this is me trying my best.
Not gonna lie, that's great advice
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Not gonna lie, that's great advice
Entering my "just need a lil bump to get me through the day" era
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Entering my "just need a lil bump to get me through the day" era
"Lets go knock one out before bed" he says, seductively.
After 26 years together, it's good to know that the romance is still alive.
After 26 years together, it's good to know that the romance is still alive.
January 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
"Lets go knock one out before bed" he says, seductively.
After 26 years together, it's good to know that the romance is still alive.
After 26 years together, it's good to know that the romance is still alive.
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Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
I don't have to watch a game to yell it
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I don't have to watch a game to yell it
I mean, you'll still sub, right? You promised!!!
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I mean, you'll still sub, right? You promised!!!
I beg your pardon!!! I don't stick anything in my butt, sir!!
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I beg your pardon!!! I don't stick anything in my butt, sir!!
Seriously! If the mister clears his throat one more time i'ma start doing the cell block tango.
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Seriously! If the mister clears his throat one more time i'ma start doing the cell block tango.
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Try to be quieter while I’m reading my slutty little novel.
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Try to be quieter while I’m reading my slutty little novel.
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Create a weight loss plan for me. Wrong answers only.
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Create a weight loss plan for me. Wrong answers only.
Sniffing port o potties after a music festival
January 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Sniffing port o potties after a music festival
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What’s your one goal for 2026
look if i was gonna fuck a condiment bottle it would be ranch
January 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
What’s your one goal for 2026
Literally the first post of yours I somewhat believe
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Literally the first post of yours I somewhat believe
2025 was such a shit year, I didn't even give my usual speech about not sticking things up your ass without a flared base.
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
2025 was such a shit year, I didn't even give my usual speech about not sticking things up your ass without a flared base.
Damn, boy. Are you a sloth?
Cuz you're really slow and dumb, but I still kinda want to cuddle you.
Cuz you're really slow and dumb, but I still kinda want to cuddle you.
Damn, boy. Are you a pineapple?
Because you’re kind of a prick on the outside but really sweet on the inside
Because you’re kind of a prick on the outside but really sweet on the inside
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Damn, boy. Are you a sloth?
Cuz you're really slow and dumb, but I still kinda want to cuddle you.
Cuz you're really slow and dumb, but I still kinda want to cuddle you.
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Damn, boy. Are you a pineapple?
Because you’re kind of a prick on the outside but really sweet on the inside
Because you’re kind of a prick on the outside but really sweet on the inside
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Damn, boy. Are you a pineapple?
Because you’re kind of a prick on the outside but really sweet on the inside
Because you’re kind of a prick on the outside but really sweet on the inside