Blinky McBlinksalot
@shannanegans.bsky.social
Dave's not here, man
Brain vomit - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3kqvwbz62
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Pinned
Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault
youtu.be
Building a playlist. What's your favorite cover? I'll go first:
youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?...
youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?...
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My FBI handler just called and said my girlfriend and I are, “really, really gross.”
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My FBI handler just called and said my girlfriend and I are, “really, really gross.”
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[sting] okay roxanne baby rents getting expensive time to turn on that red light
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
[sting] okay roxanne baby rents getting expensive time to turn on that red light
How did username: thiccdick get past my block finger?
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
How did username: thiccdick get past my block finger?
I'm just like any other attention whore on the internet. I put my tits out one at a time.
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm just like any other attention whore on the internet. I put my tits out one at a time.
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The realtor has asked me to kindly stop saying "This is not my beautiful house!" every time we looked at a new listing.
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The realtor has asked me to kindly stop saying "This is not my beautiful house!" every time we looked at a new listing.
Guys. I just invented a jump to conclusions mat. Never been done before. I'm gonna make millions!
(if you try to argue with me in my replies, you are stoopid)
(if you try to argue with me in my replies, you are stoopid)
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Guys. I just invented a jump to conclusions mat. Never been done before. I'm gonna make millions!
(if you try to argue with me in my replies, you are stoopid)
(if you try to argue with me in my replies, you are stoopid)
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How are y’all still surprised when every dude on the internet turns out to be a scumbag?
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How are y’all still surprised when every dude on the internet turns out to be a scumbag?
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Explain a film plot badly:
Guy makes offers people can't refuse and then he dies eating an orange while scaring the shit out of a little kid.
Guy makes offers people can't refuse and then he dies eating an orange while scaring the shit out of a little kid.
Explain a film plot badly:
George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together.
George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together.
Explain a film plot badly:
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
Guy makes offers people can't refuse and then he dies eating an orange while scaring the shit out of a little kid.
Guy makes offers people can't refuse and then he dies eating an orange while scaring the shit out of a little kid.
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Listen that was a long time ago when I was a young and impressionable 43 year old
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Listen that was a long time ago when I was a young and impressionable 43 year old
I'll randomly come back to this app just to fuck up people's posts, because I'm a giver
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I'll randomly come back to this app just to fuck up people's posts, because I'm a giver
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stick a fork in me, im a toaster
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
stick a fork in me, im a toaster
I don't have a film. I just wanted to be able to reply 💙
Explain a film plot badly:
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I don't have a film. I just wanted to be able to reply 💙
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Once upon a time, there was an evil witch who ate all of your Halloween candy
(kids crying)
...it wasn't me...
(kids crying)
...it wasn't me...
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Once upon a time, there was an evil witch who ate all of your Halloween candy
(kids crying)
...it wasn't me...
(kids crying)
...it wasn't me...
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Emasculate a man by holding a door open for him today and saying “there you go, princess”
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Emasculate a man by holding a door open for him today and saying “there you go, princess”
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If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
*checks notes*
Yup, Texans, as a whole, are very stupid.
I'd really love to be able to move to a state whose people don't consistently vote against their own interests, but sadly, the states that prioritize education and not cronyism are above my price range.
Yup, Texans, as a whole, are very stupid.
I'd really love to be able to move to a state whose people don't consistently vote against their own interests, but sadly, the states that prioritize education and not cronyism are above my price range.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
*checks notes*
Yup, Texans, as a whole, are very stupid.
I'd really love to be able to move to a state whose people don't consistently vote against their own interests, but sadly, the states that prioritize education and not cronyism are above my price range.
Yup, Texans, as a whole, are very stupid.
I'd really love to be able to move to a state whose people don't consistently vote against their own interests, but sadly, the states that prioritize education and not cronyism are above my price range.
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An
Ap..ple
..A
Day
... Keeps
The
..Doc..tor
Away!
I pant as I launch a Granny Smith into each of their smug PhD faces at graduation
Ap..ple
..A
Day
... Keeps
The
..Doc..tor
Away!
I pant as I launch a Granny Smith into each of their smug PhD faces at graduation
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
An
Ap..ple
..A
Day
... Keeps
The
..Doc..tor
Away!
I pant as I launch a Granny Smith into each of their smug PhD faces at graduation
Ap..ple
..A
Day
... Keeps
The
..Doc..tor
Away!
I pant as I launch a Granny Smith into each of their smug PhD faces at graduation
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i wish you were here
*points to casket*
*points to casket*
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i wish you were here
*points to casket*
*points to casket*
I really want to know if the authors have actually done butt stuff, because here's a typical excerpt:
"She thought to herself, 'I've never seen such a huge, throbbing member, and he wants to put it where?
"She thought to herself, 'I've never seen such a huge, throbbing member, and he wants to put it where?
November 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I really want to know if the authors have actually done butt stuff, because here's a typical excerpt:
"She thought to herself, 'I've never seen such a huge, throbbing member, and he wants to put it where?
"She thought to herself, 'I've never seen such a huge, throbbing member, and he wants to put it where?
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happy no nut november to all who celibate
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
happy no nut november to all who celibate
Never considered myself an outlier until I realized that, according to kindle authors, every woman enjoys taking it up the ass
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Never considered myself an outlier until I realized that, according to kindle authors, every woman enjoys taking it up the ass
Saaaay Cheesie!!! Happy Hallowiener
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Saaaay Cheesie!!! Happy Hallowiener
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One time I was just minding my own business, dancing on the hood of my car, & someone poured some sugar on me. It got in my eye & it hurt!
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One time I was just minding my own business, dancing on the hood of my car, & someone poured some sugar on me. It got in my eye & it hurt!
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Loading up on carbs because unlike you, some of us have to work tonight (wrestling evil spirits and throwing them back into hell)
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Loading up on carbs because unlike you, some of us have to work tonight (wrestling evil spirits and throwing them back into hell)
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My two wolves are named anxiety and depression and they invited their cousin perimenopause to stay for a while
October 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
My two wolves are named anxiety and depression and they invited their cousin perimenopause to stay for a while