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@frickinferal.bsky.social
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️‍🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈

My BS: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn

Bangerz: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
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I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to eat cherry Twizzlers and see how weird I can get before the FBI takes me in, and I’m all out of cherry Twizzlers.
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Narcan but for thoughts
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You should be able to delete a text anytime before it’s read in case you start to feel weird about it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I'm just a musty cardboard cutout of Bob Ross, waving at you from my eighth floor apartment window.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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In the moonlight we move as if puppeted by stars and I don't like it either. Let's get tangled in the dim shadows of trees for a chance to break away from the ironically oppressive energy of magical nudity
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Is there somewhere I can opt out of being perceived?
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Figuring out how to tell the cat I’m not mad just disappointed
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Caturday without your glasses on
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Basically a bull the way I chase after red flags.
April 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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“Stop spending time and energy on people who don't want you,” I whisper through tears with my lips against the mirror like it was a microphone.
April 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sometimes, I wish my mom would have just pulled a Patsy Ramsey instead of abusing and torturing me my whole life.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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This skeet is what I imagine it's like to be a ghost, desperately trying to communicate with the living, but the living just keep saying, "Did you feel a draft?"
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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i’ve never known anything my entire life and i prefer to keep it that way
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Sometimes I reskeet myself because I have nothing to say and I don’t want y’all to forget I’m here.
April 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Riddance is rarely ever not good, lately
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Amazing how much more hopeful I feel after two straight nights of long, uninterrupted sleep
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I prefer to seize the night, carpe PM as I say
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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You can keep whispering guillotine and revolution everywhere you go in hopes it’s a bug in the right ear but I’ll try not get my hopes too high above poverty level
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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If you have any projects you want started with enthusiasm and not finished, I’m your girl.
January 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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If it was over then, it's not all over now. In confetti terms it's celebrate continuously. Be regretted, be all over the place, be too impossible to be all gotten. Floors though. Like I'm not living cluttered to the fullest
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
they always kick you when you’re down. weird flex but okay
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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standing up too fast just for the thrill
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Don't forget to pause and just breathe every now and then
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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How are y’all still surprised when every dude on the internet turns out to be a scumbag?
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM