Sirsicksalot
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Sirsicksalot
@canuckyoutoo.bsky.social
· Nov 11
When a man tells me to smile I bite my tongue so hard my mouth fills with blood and then I flash him a nice sanguine grin
Hon, you’re only streaming one football game. Is everything ok?
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hon, you’re only streaming one football game. Is everything ok?
You can keep whispering guillotine and revolution everywhere you go in hopes it’s a bug in the right ear but I’ll try not get my hopes too high above poverty level
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You can keep whispering guillotine and revolution everywhere you go in hopes it’s a bug in the right ear but I’ll try not get my hopes too high above poverty level
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You wouldn't give capitalism to a toddler, Kevin. It says right there on the package that it's a choking hazard.
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You wouldn't give capitalism to a toddler, Kevin. It says right there on the package that it's a choking hazard.
I prefer to seize the night, carpe PM as I say
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I prefer to seize the night, carpe PM as I say
Get yourself a man who buys the hand soap refill you like without even being asked to
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Get yourself a man who buys the hand soap refill you like without even being asked to
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They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
He’s just gonna peacefully pass away in that fucking chair isn’t he? Fuck that guy
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
He’s just gonna peacefully pass away in that fucking chair isn’t he? Fuck that guy
I was on a Teams meeting and the background kept flickering over my right shoulder at the height of a child but I was home alone and my children wonder why WE DON’T TALK ABOUT GHOSTS IN HERE
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was on a Teams meeting and the background kept flickering over my right shoulder at the height of a child but I was home alone and my children wonder why WE DON’T TALK ABOUT GHOSTS IN HERE
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In Hell, you are perpetually stuck between the tailgaiter and the asshole going 10 under the speed limit.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
In Hell, you are perpetually stuck between the tailgaiter and the asshole going 10 under the speed limit.
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if you start your period during the super moon you get to kill one dude
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
if you start your period during the super moon you get to kill one dude
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*cutting bangs with craft scissors in Hobby Lobby
Employee: Do you need help?
Me: No thanks! I'm just looking!
Employee: Do you need help?
Me: No thanks! I'm just looking!
January 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
*cutting bangs with craft scissors in Hobby Lobby
Employee: Do you need help?
Me: No thanks! I'm just looking!
Employee: Do you need help?
Me: No thanks! I'm just looking!
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Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
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If you have any projects you want started with enthusiasm and not finished, I’m your girl.
January 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If you have any projects you want started with enthusiasm and not finished, I’m your girl.
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The thing is I hardly ever fuck around but I’m always finding out.
March 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The thing is I hardly ever fuck around but I’m always finding out.
Amazing how much more hopeful I feel after two straight nights of long, uninterrupted sleep
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Amazing how much more hopeful I feel after two straight nights of long, uninterrupted sleep
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being perimenopausal should get you acquitted of all crimes
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
being perimenopausal should get you acquitted of all crimes
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getting all hot and bothered kinda has a different meaning as you age
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
getting all hot and bothered kinda has a different meaning as you age
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Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
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I like to imagine all of us, at the same moments, cackling with joy throughout the day and into the night
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I like to imagine all of us, at the same moments, cackling with joy throughout the day and into the night
Riddance is rarely ever not good, lately
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Riddance is rarely ever not good, lately
Apropos of nothing, took the girls trick or treating and couldn’t think of a better costume for the moment
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Apropos of nothing, took the girls trick or treating and couldn’t think of a better costume for the moment
How long until we can extrapolate those numbers, boss?
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
How long until we can extrapolate those numbers, boss?
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Posting on the local Facebook page:
If someone told their family they had a long day of errands and meetings, where would be a good place to take a nap in their car around here?
If someone told their family they had a long day of errands and meetings, where would be a good place to take a nap in their car around here?
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Posting on the local Facebook page:
If someone told their family they had a long day of errands and meetings, where would be a good place to take a nap in their car around here?
If someone told their family they had a long day of errands and meetings, where would be a good place to take a nap in their car around here?
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oh no i couldnt possibly have any more i exclaimed
(but my appetite for destruction was not quite sated)
(but my appetite for destruction was not quite sated)
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
oh no i couldnt possibly have any more i exclaimed
(but my appetite for destruction was not quite sated)
(but my appetite for destruction was not quite sated)