Blair Loudly
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Blair Loudly
@blairloudly.bsky.social
· Oct 8
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel
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Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
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[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
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Them: read it and weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Them: read it and weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
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Ooo America you in trouble girl
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ooo America you in trouble girl
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
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bsky is the wall and we’re all just spaghetti
November 30, 2024 at 1:26 PM
bsky is the wall and we’re all just spaghetti
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the villagers are awful i don’t care when the beasts devour them on the winding path outside of town
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
the villagers are awful i don’t care when the beasts devour them on the winding path outside of town
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I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
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[Rudy Giuliani sneaking around the city gnawing holes in tires]
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
[Rudy Giuliani sneaking around the city gnawing holes in tires]
i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
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[pouring coffee into my office mug that I haven’t washed in two months]
I don’t know how some people eat ass that’s just so unhygienic
I don’t know how some people eat ass that’s just so unhygienic
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
[pouring coffee into my office mug that I haven’t washed in two months]
I don’t know how some people eat ass that’s just so unhygienic
I don’t know how some people eat ass that’s just so unhygienic
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Don't give up. These are the times when cynical mockery counts the *most*.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Don't give up. These are the times when cynical mockery counts the *most*.
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We are each of us a bizarre series of improbable events.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
We are each of us a bizarre series of improbable events.
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Interviewer: it seems as if you've failed our drug test
Me: that's bullshit, I did so many drugs before that test
Me: that's bullshit, I did so many drugs before that test
April 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Interviewer: it seems as if you've failed our drug test
Me: that's bullshit, I did so many drugs before that test
Me: that's bullshit, I did so many drugs before that test
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this jacket isn’t very straight at all
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
this jacket isn’t very straight at all
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
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oh so our politics are still the worst. perfect.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
oh so our politics are still the worst. perfect.
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
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i woulda sentenced socrates to death too. stupid arrogant little fuck
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i woulda sentenced socrates to death too. stupid arrogant little fuck
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
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I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)