Blair Loudly
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Blair Loudly
@blairloudly.bsky.social
· Oct 8
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
oh my ass?
i think you mean my twerk of art
i think you mean my twerk of art
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my ass?
i think you mean my twerk of art
i think you mean my twerk of art
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this is the fucking longest episode of Black Mirror ever
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
this is the fucking longest episode of Black Mirror ever
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me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
October 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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who called em naval officers? i would've gone with "bellybutton cops*
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
who called em naval officers? i would've gone with "bellybutton cops*
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I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
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*during sex*
okay but why did your tone change
okay but why did your tone change
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
*during sex*
okay but why did your tone change
okay but why did your tone change
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I may be sad all the time, but that just means I’m consistent
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I may be sad all the time, but that just means I’m consistent
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my therapist said I’m not being hard enough on myself
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
my therapist said I’m not being hard enough on myself
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Be the reason your local independent bookstore stays in business.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Be the reason your local independent bookstore stays in business.
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A roll-on anti-aging serum, call it Deolderant
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A roll-on anti-aging serum, call it Deolderant
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It must suck being wicked, I love rest
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It must suck being wicked, I love rest
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Listen my punk, if we keep jumping up and down about love in skinny ties not mad at all, people will say we're power pop
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Listen my punk, if we keep jumping up and down about love in skinny ties not mad at all, people will say we're power pop
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Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.
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[first date]
THEM: so what are you looking for in a relationship
ME: can you post my shower thoughts before i forget them
THEM: so what are you looking for in a relationship
ME: can you post my shower thoughts before i forget them
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
[first date]
THEM: so what are you looking for in a relationship
ME: can you post my shower thoughts before i forget them
THEM: so what are you looking for in a relationship
ME: can you post my shower thoughts before i forget them
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What’s the serving size for dick?
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What’s the serving size for dick?
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I've always been so prone to typos. Now I know it's because I'm billionaire material
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I've always been so prone to typos. Now I know it's because I'm billionaire material
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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“do the dew” no, i am not sticking my dick in a can of soda ever again
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“do the dew” no, i am not sticking my dick in a can of soda ever again
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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
[praying to the profit]
[priest] you spelled it wrong its prophet
[me] lol we all know i spelled it right
[priest] you spelled it wrong its prophet
[me] lol we all know i spelled it right
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
[praying to the profit]
[priest] you spelled it wrong its prophet
[me] lol we all know i spelled it right
[priest] you spelled it wrong its prophet
[me] lol we all know i spelled it right
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paid $1200 for the amazing camera on this phone so i could take pictures of the products at the supermarket and check with my wife if i'm buying the right thing and then keep the photo for 4 years.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
paid $1200 for the amazing camera on this phone so i could take pictures of the products at the supermarket and check with my wife if i'm buying the right thing and then keep the photo for 4 years.
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turns out i don’t quit bad habits so much as shuffle them around a little
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
turns out i don’t quit bad habits so much as shuffle them around a little
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I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
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if they made one of those birdfeeders with a camera but it was to feed me would you buy it
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
if they made one of those birdfeeders with a camera but it was to feed me would you buy it