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be excellent to each other

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6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds
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lying serenely in my death bed, at peace, ready. surrounded by my loved ones. telling them that if I find proof of a life beyond this one, I'll send a message back to my body to shit itself
September 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Hey y'all.

A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.

Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
“Please enjoy the museum”:

Relooted is OUT NOW!

Please share!
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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"Jebidiah! What hath thou done?"
"Thou bidden me to raze a barn, did you not?"
"I said raise!"
"Oh."
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Daily bunny no.3224 is getting some souvenirs
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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Sorry, I can't watch the BIG GAME. I going to be busy watching videos of these tiny frogs that suck at jumping for the next 3-5 hours.
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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happy Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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brother, i know that's right
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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showing up to mortal kombat with what you feel is a pretty bad ass finishing move that's like, a huge fancy spin kick. probably a top ten finishing move at the tourney. you don't know there's gonna be monsters and sorcerers and shit yet. it's bull shit they don't tell you that
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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we decided to do the test where you see if your dog would put their paw out before they hit a wall, and this was the result for Mochi lmao
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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[after learning all water on earth is just recycled through the eons]

me: one glass of dinosaur piss

waitress: we just call it water here, sugar

me: you know what it is though

waitress: I know what it is
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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a remake of Harry and the Hendersons, but the whole family is played by Lance Henriksen, and it's called... look you can see where I was going with this
December 17, 2023 at 11:24 PM
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my diet after they build a costco next door
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
February 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
my diet after they build a costco next door
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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Daily bunny no.3215 is feeling a bit under the weather
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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Why her. Why not Jeffrey Jones
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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"Just gotta get through this week," he said, every week
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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a perfect organism
January 30, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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criticize Judas all you want, you'd betray the son of God too if you could waltz into an arcade afterwards and go 30 rounds on the Addams Family pinball machine
May 2, 2023 at 1:46 AM
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It’s funny how incensed people will get about something like 6-7, then a sentence later talk about a haircut being a vibe. All slang is stupid, which is what makes it fun.

“But it’s annoying when my kid says it!” Friend, you say “adulting.”
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 AM