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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Nov 17
6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds
that scene from 30 Rock where Steve Buscemi is dressed unconvincingly as a teen, and says "How do you do, fellow kids?" Except he has Elrond's hair, ear, and little tiara thing, and now he's saying "How do you do, Fellowship?"
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llobrow.bsky.social
me: Ralph

Ralph Fiennes: no, Ralph

me: what did I say?

Ralph Fiennes: you said Ralph

me: and it's...?

Ralph Fiennes: Ralph

me: Ralph

Ralph Fiennes: no
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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llobrow.bsky.social
fun fact: despite popular belief, CatDog is neither descended from cats nor dogs, and in fact shares most of its DNA with Taenia saginata, commonly known as the beef tapeworm
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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neonskennedy.bsky.social
you're too late, Batman. nothing stands between me and Gotham's water supply. you probably couldn't even stop me with a kiss on the lips. but why risk it
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3135 found a cool pinecone
A little bunny, with a scouts' kerchief around their neck, is near a little hutch by a trailhead. They show a pinecone to an older bunny inside the hutch, perhaps a park ranger. There is a lantern and free maps in the hutch, and it is a summer day
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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dmacalvert.bsky.social
Now we're talking
A MagicPoser figure flipping a double bird while doing a half squat
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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antlervel.vet
grelp
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
llobrow.bsky.social
"write drunk, edit sober"

wrong.
write on cocaine, edit on mushrooms
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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antlervel.vet
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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zoetreez.bsky.social
“make it exist first, you can make it good later” #pixelart
work in progress sketch for a pixel art illustration by Zoë Treez - 2025 very loosely draw, mostly in greyscale, a background is loosely scribbled with implied silhouettes of trees, a castle and a figure floating above the water. the figure is in armor and carries a large sword. this was the first pass of this concept and was very roughly drawn as a warm up at first. same work in progress but worked on a lot more, pixel art illustration by Zoë Treez - 2025 the composition is left the am same as the previous image but now several hours later have passed. the background has developed a lot more. with details in the water, grass and trees. The castle has more definition and shape. Lighting from the large moon is starting to shape the background a lot more. the figure now has red armor, deep blue hair and the sword has more definition. although it is way further in the process than the first image, there is still so much to do. how exciting! the point is to attack your art fearlessly. you’ll get their eventually.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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lizzzard.bsky.social
on geese, turkeys, and teenage gender dysphoria
11/10/25 A giggling gaggle nears their pond Conversation bubbles, gossip and ganders. A turkey tails. Fluttering, failing. Geese and gobbles juxtapose. “M or F?” Turkey.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
every time I put off a task for future me to deal with later, present me ends up having to do it anyway. future me never pulls his weight. I'm gonna put off some more tasks to teach him a lesson
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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llobrow.bsky.social
I know logically that a spider would be more afraid of me than I am of it, but I'm also convinced at least one spider out there watched from a corner while someone played Shadow of the Colossus and is just waiting for a chance
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
the sexual tension between me and a bit of text I've copied on my phone but haven't pasted yet
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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hanamichels.bsky.social
The old holding hands meme: Democratic Party holding hands w/Hollywood in: Taking the wrong lesson from every success
June 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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olliegerlach.bsky.social
I am an ARTIST
An enormous portrait of Robert Pattinson, in an ornate gold frame. It's very threatening.
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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aplante.com
OHO. BIRD ART, YOU SAY?? i don't even know where to begin #art #🪶
cartoon illustrations of some very round birds. a suspicious red-breasted nuthatch a sweet little snow bunting a shellshocked redpoll a smug blue jay a grumpy cardinal a dark-eyed junco who i imagine is thinking “u WOT m8??”
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
llobrow.bsky.social
the sexual tension between me and a bit of text I've copied on my phone but haven't pasted yet
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
I'm sorry, I know this is not your problem, but I just felt like screaming into a void seeing that now Dems may cave and end the shutdown without getting anything they were supposedly fighting for. We've been put through hell for weeks, constantly having our ability to simply feed ourselves dangled in front of our faces, our survival used as a bargaining chip, told it was for a reason. Our suffering would prevent even more suffering and that it would be temporary and worth it to save healthcare for millions. And now it's all for nothing. They stood for nothing. They caused suffering for no reason. They'll cause even more suffering for no reason. It wasn't 40 million people starving that made them cave. They were willing to put up with that. But the threat of holiday traveling being disrupted seems to be the thing to push them to give in. They have failed everyone. I'm so angry.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3134 sent an invitation
A bunny on one side of a road calls out to a chicken, who is about to cross the road from the opposite side. A sign on the bunny's side declares it to be "The Other Side"
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
llobrow.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
llobrow.bsky.social
just logged on, can someone give me the cliffs notes
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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roxiqt.com
Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻
a screenshot directly from Roxi's store featuring multiple designs for t-shirts including Vive Le Canada above a Maple Leaf, I'm Doing My Best (with a shark jumping out of the water), a skull with expletives above it's head, a raccoon wearing a crown, a design that has two raccoons near a trash can that has the text SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GARBAGE GANG around it, a drawing of Baba Yaga's hut, an opossum wearing a crown, a shark jumping out of the water with the text EAT THE RICH
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
I bet I could wreck a Hobbit open palm slaps only no knuckles allowed. Just one well placed pop across the rosy cheek, thrown from the shoulder, and Pippin goes spinning to the dirt floor. Knock his fucking lights into The Age That Comes After.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM