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Luke
@llobrow.bsky.social
· Nov 17
6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds
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ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night
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35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
December 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
Grimace: hi, my name is Grimace
everyone at AA: hi Grimace
everyone at AA: hi Grimace
December 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Grimace: hi, my name is Grimace
everyone at AA: hi Grimace
everyone at AA: hi Grimace
ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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"We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Krampus."
December 2, 2023 at 5:15 PM
"We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Krampus."
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Santa: on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Nixon. on Comet, on Cu-
Richard Nixon: *dangling from his harness* what the fuck is going on, take me back to hell
Richard Nixon: *dangling from his harness* what the fuck is going on, take me back to hell
December 12, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Santa: on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Nixon. on Comet, on Cu-
Richard Nixon: *dangling from his harness* what the fuck is going on, take me back to hell
Richard Nixon: *dangling from his harness* what the fuck is going on, take me back to hell
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Santa: you're on the naughty list this year
stripper: haha cute
Santa: *tries to slip a lump of coal into her g-string*
stripper: no
stripper: haha cute
Santa: *tries to slip a lump of coal into her g-string*
stripper: no
December 18, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Santa: you're on the naughty list this year
stripper: haha cute
Santa: *tries to slip a lump of coal into her g-string*
stripper: no
stripper: haha cute
Santa: *tries to slip a lump of coal into her g-string*
stripper: no
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there's no rule in the book that says Air Bud can't kill Tim Allen and become the new Santa
December 20, 2023 at 4:58 PM
there's no rule in the book that says Air Bud can't kill Tim Allen and become the new Santa
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when he fell off the roof, Santa lived just long enough for his last thought to be "is that.. Tim Allen?"
December 22, 2024 at 5:21 AM
when he fell off the roof, Santa lived just long enough for his last thought to be "is that.. Tim Allen?"
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remember: eating leftover peppermint candy from Christmas counts as brushing your teeth
January 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
remember: eating leftover peppermint candy from Christmas counts as brushing your teeth
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Willy Wonka has a candy coated computer with a tongue-activated screen and you do not want to walk in on him writing an email
September 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Willy Wonka has a candy coated computer with a tongue-activated screen and you do not want to walk in on him writing an email
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Last Christmas I gave you Paul Blart
The very next day, you bought a Segway
The very next day, you bought a Segway
December 25, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Last Christmas I gave you Paul Blart
The very next day, you bought a Segway
The very next day, you bought a Segway
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Scrooge: I'm not afraid of ghosts
[a 20-foot-long insect scuttles through the door, buzzing loudly]
Scrooge: oh jesus, oh fuck, it's the humbug
[a 20-foot-long insect scuttles through the door, buzzing loudly]
Scrooge: oh jesus, oh fuck, it's the humbug
December 17, 2023 at 4:34 AM
Scrooge: I'm not afraid of ghosts
[a 20-foot-long insect scuttles through the door, buzzing loudly]
Scrooge: oh jesus, oh fuck, it's the humbug
[a 20-foot-long insect scuttles through the door, buzzing loudly]
Scrooge: oh jesus, oh fuck, it's the humbug
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT tase himself in the balls until he died
January 6, 2024 at 4:28 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT tase himself in the balls until he died
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this doesn't apply to cybertrucks, which can serve briefly as a boat. do not be afraid to drive your cybertruck into water
perfect time for my perennial PSA: dont drive through water!!!!!!!! you cant see the bottom you dont know how deep it is you dont know what its covering!! there could be a sinkhole!!!!!!!!!!
Selfie gambling your small sedan won't get hydrolocked in the parking lot. Or you don't accidentally drop your phone. (Edited to blur their face) 🤔
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
this doesn't apply to cybertrucks, which can serve briefly as a boat. do not be afraid to drive your cybertruck into water
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holy shit this looks so good
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
holy shit this looks so good
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make a Bond film casual
Octothigh
Octothigh
make a Bond movie casual
Quantum of Shoelace
Quantum of Shoelace
make a Bond movie casual
regular-pussy
regular-pussy
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
make a Bond film casual
Octothigh
Octothigh
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hey heads up, don't let the twilight saga's michael welch in. he was born wrong or something. yeah just saw it online. guess his parents messed up? nah i don't know what he looks like. might be tiny
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
hey heads up, don't let the twilight saga's michael welch in. he was born wrong or something. yeah just saw it online. guess his parents messed up? nah i don't know what he looks like. might be tiny
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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Hit the ground running today. Tripped on a curb.
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hit the ground running today. Tripped on a curb.
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