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@llobrow.bsky.social
· Nov 17
6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds
everyone: you really don't want to read this
me:
me:
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
everyone: you really don't want to read this
me:
me:
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20th Century Fox press kit for the Fall & Christmas 1990 seasons: Banger after banger.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
20th Century Fox press kit for the Fall & Christmas 1990 seasons: Banger after banger.
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My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
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if you wanna have a terrible time, look up pictures of "goose teeth"
March 29, 2024 at 1:49 AM
if you wanna have a terrible time, look up pictures of "goose teeth"
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ocarina comes from the Italian for "little goose"
May 11, 2023 at 8:11 PM
ocarina comes from the Italian for "little goose"
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⠀ Mountains crumble into the seabeds, long since dried and devoid of life. Nothing green remains in what were once dense jungles.
⠀ Daniel Craig crawls out from the smoldering ruins of 30 Rockefeller Plaza. He shrugs at no one.
⠀ "Ladies and gentlemen. The bleak end."
⠀ Daniel Craig crawls out from the smoldering ruins of 30 Rockefeller Plaza. He shrugs at no one.
⠀ "Ladies and gentlemen. The bleak end."
June 16, 2023 at 5:20 PM
⠀ Mountains crumble into the seabeds, long since dried and devoid of life. Nothing green remains in what were once dense jungles.
⠀ Daniel Craig crawls out from the smoldering ruins of 30 Rockefeller Plaza. He shrugs at no one.
⠀ "Ladies and gentlemen. The bleak end."
⠀ Daniel Craig crawls out from the smoldering ruins of 30 Rockefeller Plaza. He shrugs at no one.
⠀ "Ladies and gentlemen. The bleak end."
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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kudos to Eddy Burback for going all in on demonstrating the dangers LLMs pose to an impressionable mind
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
kudos to Eddy Burback for going all in on demonstrating the dangers LLMs pose to an impressionable mind
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PASSAGE: THE AVATAR (1988)
Acrylic on Canvas - 48" x 48"
Initially inspired by a few notes from a Pink Floyd instrumental track, this came to me while floating in a sensory deprivation tank. 1/4
Acrylic on Canvas - 48" x 48"
Initially inspired by a few notes from a Pink Floyd instrumental track, this came to me while floating in a sensory deprivation tank. 1/4
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
PASSAGE: THE AVATAR (1988)
Acrylic on Canvas - 48" x 48"
Initially inspired by a few notes from a Pink Floyd instrumental track, this came to me while floating in a sensory deprivation tank. 1/4
Acrylic on Canvas - 48" x 48"
Initially inspired by a few notes from a Pink Floyd instrumental track, this came to me while floating in a sensory deprivation tank. 1/4
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me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
October 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
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got kicked out of the funkytown chapter of fight club because I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
got kicked out of the funkytown chapter of fight club because I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it
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Imagine being sat at Barnes and Noble reading the manga and newborn John Fetterman spills out shrieking onto the floor next to you, awful
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Imagine being sat at Barnes and Noble reading the manga and newborn John Fetterman spills out shrieking onto the floor next to you, awful
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⠀ ✨
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jacking off
Team Rocket's
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jacking off
Team Rocket's
June 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
⠀ ✨
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jacking off
Team Rocket's
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jacking off
Team Rocket's
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That was CCR with Bad Moon Rising. You're listening to WKFM. Folks, I woke up in the studio today but I remember leaving last night, so I musta fallen into a fugue on the 105 again. Ten hours I can't account for. Blood on my shirt and it isn't mine. Up next, those Hanson boys serve up another Mmmbop
April 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
That was CCR with Bad Moon Rising. You're listening to WKFM. Folks, I woke up in the studio today but I remember leaving last night, so I musta fallen into a fugue on the 105 again. Ten hours I can't account for. Blood on my shirt and it isn't mine. Up next, those Hanson boys serve up another Mmmbop
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Jesus: I give this crucifixion two thumbs down lmao
Jesus: *screaming as he tries to rotate his thumbs down*
Jesus: *screaming as he tries to rotate his thumbs down*
October 25, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Jesus: I give this crucifixion two thumbs down lmao
Jesus: *screaming as he tries to rotate his thumbs down*
Jesus: *screaming as he tries to rotate his thumbs down*
a double negative! so you are, in fact, a hollaback girl
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
a double negative! so you are, in fact, a hollaback girl
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"young Sheldon becomes Sheldon"
ok no, young Sheldon was amassing a private army in Outer Heaven while a combat medic assumed his identity. we'll call him Punished Sheldon
ok no, young Sheldon was amassing a private army in Outer Heaven while a combat medic assumed his identity. we'll call him Punished Sheldon
May 5, 2024 at 9:47 PM
"young Sheldon becomes Sheldon"
ok no, young Sheldon was amassing a private army in Outer Heaven while a combat medic assumed his identity. we'll call him Punished Sheldon
ok no, young Sheldon was amassing a private army in Outer Heaven while a combat medic assumed his identity. we'll call him Punished Sheldon
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guy who won't stop calling things "liminal" found dead at the end of a normal hallway
February 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
guy who won't stop calling things "liminal" found dead at the end of a normal hallway
got kicked out of the funkytown chapter of fight club because I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
got kicked out of the funkytown chapter of fight club because I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”