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@carl.bsky.social
A stupid little idiot with a heart of g̶o̶l̶d̶ worms! Physical manifestation of swamp gas! Top UFO expert! Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Uncomfortably weird! Possibly Canadian? Drawing silly little pictures!
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Two years in from the Miami mall incident and we're no closer to the truth!!
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Two years in from the Miami mall incident and we're no closer to the truth!!
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I fucken LOVE stumbling on stuff like this, digging slightly below surface level, and finding out it happened in my hometown.
Strange shit happens along the old man river, but also university students are always out there being artsy and weird too lol.
Strange shit happens along the old man river, but also university students are always out there being artsy and weird too lol.
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I fucken LOVE stumbling on stuff like this, digging slightly below surface level, and finding out it happened in my hometown.
Strange shit happens along the old man river, but also university students are always out there being artsy and weird too lol.
Strange shit happens along the old man river, but also university students are always out there being artsy and weird too lol.
Aww ❤️
this was the only tweet from 2025 I could find that I took a screenshot of because I liked it instead of to dunk on it
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Aww ❤️
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Round 2 of crocheting things my niece drew
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Round 2 of crocheting things my niece drew
I know he's extremely problematic, but I wanna brush Sephiroth's smooth and silky hair.
December 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I know he's extremely problematic, but I wanna brush Sephiroth's smooth and silky hair.
Trying to explain to several old drunk people at the Canadian legion HQ how China made tik tok brain rot to poison the younger generations beyond help and how it is one of the smartest modern warfare moves in history.
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Trying to explain to several old drunk people at the Canadian legion HQ how China made tik tok brain rot to poison the younger generations beyond help and how it is one of the smartest modern warfare moves in history.
I think I got bit by one of those ticks that makes you allergic to bread
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I think I got bit by one of those ticks that makes you allergic to bread
Sitting down and carefully explaining to my 8 year old niece that she doesn't need a 16 step skincare routine at her age - only beef tallow.
December 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sitting down and carefully explaining to my 8 year old niece that she doesn't need a 16 step skincare routine at her age - only beef tallow.
Going on that YouTube finance guy's show and having his staff call the police on me for getting irrationally angry when he brings up the $200 I have spent on peanuts alone this year.
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Going on that YouTube finance guy's show and having his staff call the police on me for getting irrationally angry when he brings up the $200 I have spent on peanuts alone this year.
This is actually my resolution for the new year! My millennial ass misses making unhinged walls of text and the lifelong friends acquired in doing so.
I'm so serious that we should all go invade dreamwidth and make accounts and communities and start live journaling again
December 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is actually my resolution for the new year! My millennial ass misses making unhinged walls of text and the lifelong friends acquired in doing so.
REAL FEEL is -34 tonight and I'm excited to turn the heat way down so all the cats will cuddle me for survival
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
REAL FEEL is -34 tonight and I'm excited to turn the heat way down so all the cats will cuddle me for survival
Merry Christmas to everybody except for @llyr.bsky.social who keeps posting the last Christmas/eat my ass song on Instagram reels and it won't leave my noggin
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Merry Christmas to everybody except for @llyr.bsky.social who keeps posting the last Christmas/eat my ass song on Instagram reels and it won't leave my noggin
Dinner turned out great and now I can go back to dying god bless
December 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dinner turned out great and now I can go back to dying god bless
Handing out festive Christmas nuts to my squirrels and sighing happily because they all showed up as a little family.
December 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Handing out festive Christmas nuts to my squirrels and sighing happily because they all showed up as a little family.
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the weirdest thing about die hard has nothing to do with christmas, it's that we ended up with family matters as a result of it
December 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
the weirdest thing about die hard has nothing to do with christmas, it's that we ended up with family matters as a result of it
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Throwback to when we were trying to finish our Christmas baking and Bernice had an absolute meltdown over wanting a taste
June 23, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Throwback to when we were trying to finish our Christmas baking and Bernice had an absolute meltdown over wanting a taste
Merry Christmas I'm marinating a beautiful free range turkey in my snot
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Merry Christmas I'm marinating a beautiful free range turkey in my snot
That stupid SpongeBob sound clip that everyone is doing videos to makes me irrationally RAGE I hate it so much lmfao
December 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
That stupid SpongeBob sound clip that everyone is doing videos to makes me irrationally RAGE I hate it so much lmfao
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this is true for many different kinds of acid
December 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
this is true for many different kinds of acid
My bf: I think I'm getting sick... I'm gonna go eat a shrimp ring in the bathtub...
December 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
My bf: I think I'm getting sick... I'm gonna go eat a shrimp ring in the bathtub...
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*takes huge bong rip* what if the greys are an advanced alien AI product that went rogue? What if they're literally ChatGPT and stealing our sacred bovine juices because they make for great coolant?
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
*takes huge bong rip* what if the greys are an advanced alien AI product that went rogue? What if they're literally ChatGPT and stealing our sacred bovine juices because they make for great coolant?
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crochet rules, you can literally just make stuff
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
crochet rules, you can literally just make stuff