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@carl.bsky.social
A stupid little idiot with a heart of g̶o̶l̶d̶ worms! Physical manifestation of swamp gas! Top UFO expert! Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Uncomfortably weird! Possibly Canadian? Drawing silly little pictures!
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I'm gonna make my dumb bf a grilled cheese so he can take his medication then I'm going out to my shop to continue carving my mothman and eat sawdust
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm gonna make my dumb bf a grilled cheese so he can take his medication then I'm going out to my shop to continue carving my mothman and eat sawdust
Watching a courier service deliver an envelope to my nextdoor neighbour and telling my bf that it's her stupid bitch award because I feel like being mean today and marinating in that feel-good dark energy.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Watching a courier service deliver an envelope to my nextdoor neighbour and telling my bf that it's her stupid bitch award because I feel like being mean today and marinating in that feel-good dark energy.
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Better late than never
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Better late than never
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If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If I'm gonna pay this much for insurance, something terrible better happen to me or I'm gonna be furious.
In my last past life, I was told to "shut the fuck up" when I raised concerns about how much iron ore we managed to pack on the Eddy Fitz. I had ore stuffed in the pockets of my oilskin coat, I had ore up my ass, I had eaten some ore. It was a lot of ore.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
In my last past life, I was told to "shut the fuck up" when I raised concerns about how much iron ore we managed to pack on the Eddy Fitz. I had ore stuffed in the pockets of my oilskin coat, I had ore up my ass, I had eaten some ore. It was a lot of ore.
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I bet I have the most wildly inappropriate personal experience with The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald of anybody on this website but I'm not telling the story.
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I bet I have the most wildly inappropriate personal experience with The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald of anybody on this website but I'm not telling the story.
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What if we kissed inside the CIA cosmic egg 🫣🫦
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What if we kissed inside the CIA cosmic egg 🫣🫦
Trying to remember that there's a lot of sun activity going on right now and that's why all my friends are being kinda rude to me and NOT because of my generally off-putting nature!
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Trying to remember that there's a lot of sun activity going on right now and that's why all my friends are being kinda rude to me and NOT because of my generally off-putting nature!
Honestly, I wouldn't have KILLED baby Hitler, but he definitely would've been left toddling around a lot of murky German ponds in heavy woolen jackets, I can tell you that much.
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Honestly, I wouldn't have KILLED baby Hitler, but he definitely would've been left toddling around a lot of murky German ponds in heavy woolen jackets, I can tell you that much.
Honestly, if I was at Chernobyl, none of that shit would've happened. I know I was literally just a baby, but I was a smart baby if you ignore the cord wrapped around my neck and choking on my own fecal matter in utero. That was a mistake on my part. Other than that, very qualified.
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Honestly, if I was at Chernobyl, none of that shit would've happened. I know I was literally just a baby, but I was a smart baby if you ignore the cord wrapped around my neck and choking on my own fecal matter in utero. That was a mistake on my part. Other than that, very qualified.
You should be able to rent CERN's hadron collider. You should be able to have children's birthday parties inside. You should be able to play dodge the particle and pin the tail on the donkey. You should be able to mildly throw up a bit of Safeway sheet cake on some censors. All should feel welcome.
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You should be able to rent CERN's hadron collider. You should be able to have children's birthday parties inside. You should be able to play dodge the particle and pin the tail on the donkey. You should be able to mildly throw up a bit of Safeway sheet cake on some censors. All should feel welcome.
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It's November 5th and I can't remember something I'm supposed to never forget
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It's November 5th and I can't remember something I'm supposed to never forget
I think I'm gonna fire up animal crossing this weekend
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I think I'm gonna fire up animal crossing this weekend
The only trait I share with Trump is we dance the same and that is now the source of all my misery in this physical world.
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The only trait I share with Trump is we dance the same and that is now the source of all my misery in this physical world.
Here's a hot take sure to get me cancelled! I liked him better than Mulder on that them there X-files show.
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Here's a hot take sure to get me cancelled! I liked him better than Mulder on that them there X-files show.
I wish onions and mustard would explode on MY chest. I'd handle it like a champ.
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I wish onions and mustard would explode on MY chest. I'd handle it like a champ.
My toxic trait is that when I finally watched Jersey Shore last year I did not understand the Snooki hate and in fact like her. I hope she comes here and runs around all crazy inside the haunted coal mine.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My toxic trait is that when I finally watched Jersey Shore last year I did not understand the Snooki hate and in fact like her. I hope she comes here and runs around all crazy inside the haunted coal mine.
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"My kids know me as this ape"
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"My kids know me as this ape"
I could've sworn that Dick Cheney got shot in the forest 20 years ago when he was mistaken as some sorta creature. Mandela effect or Canadian with rotting brain who can't remember shit? Goodnight sweet prince.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I could've sworn that Dick Cheney got shot in the forest 20 years ago when he was mistaken as some sorta creature. Mandela effect or Canadian with rotting brain who can't remember shit? Goodnight sweet prince.
I understand what the Neopets staff is going for by making so many inclusive items, but I have yet to see a jubjub in a wheelchair with a feeding tube waving a non binary flag. Wasted potential, guys!
November 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I understand what the Neopets staff is going for by making so many inclusive items, but I have yet to see a jubjub in a wheelchair with a feeding tube waving a non binary flag. Wasted potential, guys!