orcus
@goblin.news
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
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orcus
@goblin.news
· Dec 8
Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse
There’s a lot of fashion in my life, a panoply of styles.
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
There’s a lot of fashion in my life, a panoply of styles.
dampened by the rain I have awoken and am now germinating
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
dampened by the rain I have awoken and am now germinating
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If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever
there are millions of intelligent alien species on this planet
February 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
there are millions of intelligent alien species on this planet
trees telling me to sleep until rain begins
February 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
trees telling me to sleep until rain begins
if I ever did something the same way twice I would explode and die and that’s why I’m erratic
February 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
if I ever did something the same way twice I would explode and die and that’s why I’m erratic
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is this a safe place for pigeons
February 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
is this a safe place for pigeons
no one can ignore this sylvan thirst
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
no one can ignore this sylvan thirst
trees’re hungry and sizzling for rain.
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
trees’re hungry and sizzling for rain.
I have no way of knowing what a fish is thinking
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I have no way of knowing what a fish is thinking
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ask not for whom the paw of greeting extends
it extends for thee
it extends for thee
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
ask not for whom the paw of greeting extends
it extends for thee
it extends for thee
I used to be a lone shark, and I loved cash, but now I’m a Team Player
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I used to be a lone shark, and I loved cash, but now I’m a Team Player
if you swing by my table in the back of the dominoes I’ve got an unlicensed salad bar back there with ALL the fixings, cheapest in town too, 100% anonymous
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
if you swing by my table in the back of the dominoes I’ve got an unlicensed salad bar back there with ALL the fixings, cheapest in town too, 100% anonymous
how long before scuba diver mother comes back
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
how long before scuba diver mother comes back
which hole is the mouth of the scuba diver
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
which hole is the mouth of the scuba diver
Scuba divers shouldn’t hide in the leaf litter or underbrush (not where they belong)
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Scuba divers shouldn’t hide in the leaf litter or underbrush (not where they belong)
going for a “doesn’t need to sleep in a ditch, but prefers to be covered in grass clippings and leaves” type of look
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
going for a “doesn’t need to sleep in a ditch, but prefers to be covered in grass clippings and leaves” type of look
I can’t agree with the loud machine
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I can’t agree with the loud machine
can I meet a huge beetle soon?
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 AM
can I meet a huge beetle soon?
guaranteed to look, smell, and feel like the most luxuriant clams chowder, at least two clam in every bite!!
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
guaranteed to look, smell, and feel like the most luxuriant clams chowder, at least two clam in every bite!!
please!! try a new sample of my clams chowder-scented combination shampoo and conditioner (made from 100% organic clams chowder)
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
please!! try a new sample of my clams chowder-scented combination shampoo and conditioner (made from 100% organic clams chowder)
I think I could enjoy holding a drumstick again
February 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I think I could enjoy holding a drumstick again
weaving an ornate silence on my loom
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
weaving an ornate silence on my loom