orcus
@goblin.news
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
👹🐍☠️
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Pinned
orcus
@goblin.news
· Dec 8
Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse
how ever will I cleanse my gel…
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
how ever will I cleanse my gel…
it’s gonna take WAY more than a couple funny smells and an apparition to convince me you’re real, buddy!!
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
it’s gonna take WAY more than a couple funny smells and an apparition to convince me you’re real, buddy!!
am I still on to come over and grate parmesan into all your drawers tonight or like, naw? I can switch to pecorino if you want
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
am I still on to come over and grate parmesan into all your drawers tonight or like, naw? I can switch to pecorino if you want
everyone parading around with the solstice gnomes they captured? disgusting
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
everyone parading around with the solstice gnomes they captured? disgusting
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there's a certain flesh from the softer side of town
✨ 🎸 🔊 🎵 🎶
it burns coming up so you better keep it down
🥁 🎸 🔊 🎶 😩
✨ 🎸 🔊 🎵 🎶
it burns coming up so you better keep it down
🥁 🎸 🔊 🎶 😩
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
there's a certain flesh from the softer side of town
✨ 🎸 🔊 🎵 🎶
it burns coming up so you better keep it down
🥁 🎸 🔊 🎶 😩
✨ 🎸 🔊 🎵 🎶
it burns coming up so you better keep it down
🥁 🎸 🔊 🎶 😩
I’m converting my TurboBucks preloaded fun card to ZigguratCash via the PayFiend marketplace so I can purchase more knowledge credits to use in Brain City!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m converting my TurboBucks preloaded fun card to ZigguratCash via the PayFiend marketplace so I can purchase more knowledge credits to use in Brain City!!!!
try new Mall Brand Pizza, now with soapy crust!!
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
try new Mall Brand Pizza, now with soapy crust!!
you been injecting faces ??
December 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
you been injecting faces ??
in traveling to their native realm, I knew I would encounter a tremendous diversity of rectangles, far more than the common domestic varieties, but I am awestruck — these angular predators must be documented and, perhaps, raised in captivity to understand their unique specializations and niches
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
in traveling to their native realm, I knew I would encounter a tremendous diversity of rectangles, far more than the common domestic varieties, but I am awestruck — these angular predators must be documented and, perhaps, raised in captivity to understand their unique specializations and niches
entering into negotiations with the jerboan committee
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
entering into negotiations with the jerboan committee
show me your craziest aquifers
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
show me your craziest aquifers
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1997 was a good year for clairvoyant dwarves that steal men’s penises at TJ Maxx
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
1997 was a good year for clairvoyant dwarves that steal men’s penises at TJ Maxx
hey, uh, is your AC allergic to beer? it started acting weird after I gave it the sixth or seventh? or maybe it’s bad beer — I didn’t even try it
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
hey, uh, is your AC allergic to beer? it started acting weird after I gave it the sixth or seventh? or maybe it’s bad beer — I didn’t even try it
Do you believe in Christmas Biryani?
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Do you believe in Christmas Biryani?
maybe your way of participating is watching from in there, all snug and curled up and attentive? as long as you’re comfortable and having fun 🤗
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
maybe your way of participating is watching from in there, all snug and curled up and attentive? as long as you’re comfortable and having fun 🤗
I’m containing myself? I contained myself.
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’m containing myself? I contained myself.
I’m so glad you got to meet Mr. Teeth Machine tonight! He was afraid he wouldn’t be able to sneak in before everyone went to sleep, and he knew how important it was for you to meet him while awake, hopefully it wasn’t too much excitement for one night 🤗
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I’m so glad you got to meet Mr. Teeth Machine tonight! He was afraid he wouldn’t be able to sneak in before everyone went to sleep, and he knew how important it was for you to meet him while awake, hopefully it wasn’t too much excitement for one night 🤗
You have entered the realm of sartorial exchange; you may not depart until you have swapped one or more garments.
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
You have entered the realm of sartorial exchange; you may not depart until you have swapped one or more garments.
Some use a photo array of dog portraits to decide their fortunes, I can respect it, but that’s not my lifestyle.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Some use a photo array of dog portraits to decide their fortunes, I can respect it, but that’s not my lifestyle.
I’ve got a delivery guy here says somebody ordered ten liters of salad and seven pounds of pizza?
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’ve got a delivery guy here says somebody ordered ten liters of salad and seven pounds of pizza?
I’m going to have to call someone 🙄
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m going to have to call someone 🙄
we got a guy making a mess in the bar, says he’s the king of all birds, he’s not with you guys right?
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
we got a guy making a mess in the bar, says he’s the king of all birds, he’s not with you guys right?
hey just wanted to let you know a group of six storm deities is waiting in the lobby and says they’re with your party, ok to bring them back?
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
hey just wanted to let you know a group of six storm deities is waiting in the lobby and says they’re with your party, ok to bring them back?