orcus
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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
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thinkin so, lost and found won’t take it
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
thinkin so, lost and found won’t take it
it was heartwarming when the little grey alien gave him a kiss and they both turned into greenies 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
it was heartwarming when the little grey alien gave him a kiss and they both turned into greenies 🥰
was gone or hiding all summer
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
was gone or hiding all summer
damn that’s a nice frog photo
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
damn that’s a nice frog photo
never had one launch at me or emerge screaming from a pile of leaves
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
never had one launch at me or emerge screaming from a pile of leaves
happened to a friend of mine, just like that
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
happened to a friend of mine, just like that
sql queries run down the mountain and replenish sqlaquifers during their return to the sqlsea before evaporation (???) starts it over
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
sql queries run down the mountain and replenish sqlaquifers during their return to the sqlsea before evaporation (???) starts it over
at most 2 of 4 noggins are odd, unless the other ones have something surprising going on in back
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
at most 2 of 4 noggins are odd, unless the other ones have something surprising going on in back
it’s the “mark” of “C”elebrity 🤗
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
it’s the “mark” of “C”elebrity 🤗
what sound does good girl play?
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
what sound does good girl play?
broom closet, bathroom, or attic ?
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
broom closet, bathroom, or attic ?
they improvised that because all gremlins are freaky little exhibitionists
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
they improvised that because all gremlins are freaky little exhibitionists
🫡 thank you, I’m definitely gonna fuck it up
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
🫡 thank you, I’m definitely gonna fuck it up
I’ve got a hand full of joints if that’s what you mean
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’ve got a hand full of joints if that’s what you mean
bad genes probably, I guess, shit
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
bad genes probably, I guess, shit
I would buy a shirt about that if they did it that’d be awesome
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I would buy a shirt about that if they did it that’d be awesome