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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.

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Biggest cat ever
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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a delightful artifact providing a glimpse of @femalecenobite.bsky.social witch pit and bittersweet journey !
A finely block printed zine titled Witch Pit
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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thinkin so, lost and found won’t take it
A squirrel lizard dropped its tail probably as a last resort during battle or possibly due to their innate forgetfulness
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The Mayor has returned
A large and mysterious bird of great power and importance takes a break from foraging curbside leaf litter to reorganize and optimize its wing folds.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Still from Dr. Caligari (1989) with the eponymous Doctor at a weird newwave lemonade stand for brain shrinking, a blond woman in the foreground, and a man in a yellow shirt seated on a stool looking perplexed
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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This you?
A fine art portrait of Scutigera Coleoptera on a black background
September 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Two sexual ETs caress one another. One ET has breasts and a choker.
September 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Ashley, 20 • collects Starburst wrappers • idolizes Bob Barker • pooped in a box and mailed it to her ex-boyfriend
September 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A screen cap of an encounter on the TL. This post by guy1 is first and reads “sean hannity needs to be” and just below is a post by the shrimpening “wolfman fingers.” Sean Hannity needs to be wolfman fingers. The Oracle has spoken, his fate is sealed, and soon he will be
August 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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The smiling face of an alligator gar at approximately 3/4 view, its gar-mouth playfully agape as it looks towards the camera as if to say “we could be friends, or I could leave you with an awesome scar (and then we could be friends).”
August 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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A big guy (an earman, with tail) speaks to a littleguy. Both have shocked loris faces, because that’s what it means to be a loris.
August 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Bret Michaels, an American rocksman noted for his sweaty bandanas (he wears a blue one in this picture) and his long hair flowing out of the bandana basket wrapping his head to aid his scalps structural integrity (Brets head cracked open in 1985 and he has to hide the fissure because his brain has arms it uses to eat).
August 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The large spotted cat with unusually long legs that would like to parley
August 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Mr DeMartino from the late 90s documentary “Daria”; one eye is poppin out crazy style and riven with blood vessels from tension and his mouth is open with his jaw set like he’s shoutin
August 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This is amazing
Poster for “Psycho Goreman” subtitle “Little girl, big psycho.”
August 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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BWOOP BWOOP BWOOOOP
Illustration of a bittern
August 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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wrestling men of the 90s
August 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Summary Description: Misstress Desiree's Cameltoe Source: Own work Author: Tom1971 Licensing: This work has been released into the public domain by its author, Tom1971 at English Wikipedia. This applies worldwide. In some countries this may not be legally possible; if so: Tom1971 grants anyone the right to use this work for any purpose, without any conditions, unless such conditions are required by law.
August 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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A lungfish in a muddy puddle
August 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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FIRST GRASSHOPPER SIGHTING OF THE SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A PHOTOGRAPH OF A FUCKIN GRASSHOPPER WTH IS GOING ON ITS TOO EARLY
July 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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an emissary from the heavens graced me with its presence on this fine morning (cc @consume.red)
a majestic centipede during her dawn commute, having a deep crimson head, antenna, and forcipules, with a golden and glistening segments, she wiggles across an asphalt roadway bidding good will to many and poison to some
June 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Illustration of a man with a big chinbutt consulting his assport
June 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM