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@carl.bsky.social
A stupid little idiot with a heart of g̶o̶l̶d̶ worms! Physical manifestation of swamp gas! Top UFO expert! Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Uncomfortably weird! Possibly Canadian? Drawing silly little pictures!
🛸 https://mastodon.social/@cvo
🛸 https://mastodon.social/@cvo
Absolute shit potato pic but looking at this outside and having BIG FEELINGS
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Absolute shit potato pic but looking at this outside and having BIG FEELINGS
My toxic trait is that when I finally watched Jersey Shore last year I did not understand the Snooki hate and in fact like her. I hope she comes here and runs around all crazy inside the haunted coal mine.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My toxic trait is that when I finally watched Jersey Shore last year I did not understand the Snooki hate and in fact like her. I hope she comes here and runs around all crazy inside the haunted coal mine.
I don't know what I mean by this and also, my jubjub is busy being a slut.
November 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don't know what I mean by this and also, my jubjub is busy being a slut.
This is the only picture my parents sent me of their trip so far?
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is the only picture my parents sent me of their trip so far?
Second anniversary of finding you screaming your little nards off on the balcony nextdoor
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Second anniversary of finding you screaming your little nards off on the balcony nextdoor
The old man ghost guy that lives inside my head started up his hobby again and made me drag this home for "later"
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The old man ghost guy that lives inside my head started up his hobby again and made me drag this home for "later"
Ok everybody looky here at Greygary and his cute white ears
October 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ok everybody looky here at Greygary and his cute white ears
I'm glad this shit ain't my bread and buttah no more because I can't compete with a lot of this automated web design stuff!
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm glad this shit ain't my bread and buttah no more because I can't compete with a lot of this automated web design stuff!
Git yer guns and take yer pies off the windowsill Debbie!
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Git yer guns and take yer pies off the windowsill Debbie!
When I was on the phone with my mom, she started giving my dad shit for getting super glue on the dining room table and I didn't even think twice about wtf he was doing over there until he sent me his LATEST CREATION lol
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When I was on the phone with my mom, she started giving my dad shit for getting super glue on the dining room table and I didn't even think twice about wtf he was doing over there until he sent me his LATEST CREATION lol
Bf bough William a tiny couch so he can chill by the fireplace in style
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Bf bough William a tiny couch so he can chill by the fireplace in style
Trying to Disney princess out here but pulled the wrong kinda critter magic 🐝
October 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trying to Disney princess out here but pulled the wrong kinda critter magic 🐝
I can't believe how good Billy Corgan looks these days. An ageless wonder for sure!
October 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I can't believe how good Billy Corgan looks these days. An ageless wonder for sure!
Update: furnace works and drew a squirrel
October 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Update: furnace works and drew a squirrel
Ok I somehow turned on the fireplace?? (if anyone knows how to open and clean the inside glass of these fucken things, lmk)
October 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ok I somehow turned on the fireplace?? (if anyone knows how to open and clean the inside glass of these fucken things, lmk)
Look how drunk previous owners of my house were! I have to hide this with a generic Walmart canvas print of a lotus flower
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Look how drunk previous owners of my house were! I have to hide this with a generic Walmart canvas print of a lotus flower
IN THIS HOUSE THE MYSTERY BREAKER SWITCH THINGY STAYS ON 😤
October 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
IN THIS HOUSE THE MYSTERY BREAKER SWITCH THINGY STAYS ON 😤
Lmao ok thanks for the fucken history lesson I guess??
October 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Lmao ok thanks for the fucken history lesson I guess??
Bernice is too short lmfao
October 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bernice is too short lmfao