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Area Man
Kira: What the hell are you up to, Quark?
Quark: *Major*, if the good menstrual citizens of DS9 require sanitary means, our establishment is more than happy to provide free-
Kira: It's a Dabo table reward?!?
Quark: And a frequently provided comp! Here at Quark's we're nothing if not aware of needs!
December 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Feathers McGraw landed several perfect headshots on Gromit and I've never been able to reconcile my admiration for that
December 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Getting into freezer whisky
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Going to the mattresses
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Carrion (2020 (the game)) is really, really fun and I want to buy a sequel
December 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I got some nice ass slippers this year, and also some for my feet
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Are you prepared for what people will generate out of online photos of you and your loved ones?
This one was such fun… so I am sharing
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It was stupid of me to interact with the graph pervert today.
December 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
We should do to RFK what they did to Rosemary Kennedy
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Over a decade ago a friend got me the print collection of The Anime Club with a KC Green sketch of me on the first page and it is deeply, deeply precious to me
I hope @kcg.bsky.social knows he's one of the most important cartoonists of our time.
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
DDTTIDF
“During the strip searches I was raped.”

German journalist Anna Liedtke, detained after Israeli forces intercepted the Gaza bound Freedom Flotilla ship Conscience in fall 2025, accused Israeli prison authorities of raping her during a strip search while being transferred.
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Keir Starmer pumping himself up today by watching all those 'When Roadmen Meet REAL Gangsters' shorts on YT
December 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Me after I spend all Christmas Eve and Christmas arguing about why universal healthcare is too complicated
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Retroid Pocket 3: charging

GBA Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow, Dreamcast Crazy Taxi and Android Balatro: downloaded

3hr-train-ride chow mein: prepping

It's all falling into place
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I never ever won't do it
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Wishing death on every Boxing Day hunt supporter. Don't get upset, I thought you loved death
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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🧵 From my home to yours, I’d like to wish you a merry Christmas! My biggest annual creation is my tree, as you can see here. I spend most of my time creating one-off ink on paper drawings, which you can see in this thread! There’s also a special at the moment. [1]
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I think Keir Starmer could win over the electorate by smoking 3 grams of spice on live tv and then just freestyling a speech.
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Just millenial enough that realising I have to spend Saturday talking to the phone company people for an hour or so has ruined my entire day lol
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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I say "Hooray, man! Today already rocks!" every single time.
December 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Newsom wishes he could murder as many queer people as Reagan did
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Cold leftover shallot-mashed-potatos out of a jar is a perfectly normal lunch
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Posted about it before, but I know someone whose mother had a meltdown when her DIL withdrew through a bout of PPD, and managed it very bravely.

The MIL had wept about "grandparents rights" and it was such a bizarre thing. Just brushing aside the mental/emotional/supportive needs of the mother
The conservative backlash to greater acceptance around going no contact is entirely predictable. The conservative view of the family is that the parents own their children. It doesn't matter that this lady's whole "doormat" thing makes no sense. She views her children as property.
This article isn't political, but you can tell exactly who these people voted for, even if the estrangement wasn't about politics.
December 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Elon Musk represents the upcoming generation of this. Those kids with kooky names are organ donors. It's a Never Let Me Go scenario
December 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM