John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social
Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him.
Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au
Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au
excited to announce that i am going to be an intruder in the big brother house. im not part of the show, i just plan to break in.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
excited to announce that i am going to be an intruder in the big brother house. im not part of the show, i just plan to break in.
been having the worst day, but it's always worth remembering that no matter how bad things get, the universe could turn things around at any moment, or just make it somehow even worse making you look back at this time fondly in comparison
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
been having the worst day, but it's always worth remembering that no matter how bad things get, the universe could turn things around at any moment, or just make it somehow even worse making you look back at this time fondly in comparison
we are never leaving this cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
we are never leaving this cycle
my friend told me i should cut down on drinking white monster
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
my friend told me i should cut down on drinking white monster
Reposted by John Delmenico
You can read this article and many more from throughout the year by grabbing a copy of The Chaser Annual 2025: chasershop.com/products/the...
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
You can read this article and many more from throughout the year by grabbing a copy of The Chaser Annual 2025: chasershop.com/products/the...
*A team not from Victoria wins the AFL grand final*
The AFL: 'We must change how the finals work'
The AFL: 'We must change how the finals work'
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
*A team not from Victoria wins the AFL grand final*
The AFL: 'We must change how the finals work'
The AFL: 'We must change how the finals work'
guy selling silly straws:
"In my unbiased opinion, it is important for our national security that everyone starts drinking from silly straws"
"In my unbiased opinion, it is important for our national security that everyone starts drinking from silly straws"
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
guy selling silly straws:
"In my unbiased opinion, it is important for our national security that everyone starts drinking from silly straws"
"In my unbiased opinion, it is important for our national security that everyone starts drinking from silly straws"
Wow unfollowing now. Was a big fan of their comedy festival, had no idea they would associate with Mr Beast.
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Wow unfollowing now. Was a big fan of their comedy festival, had no idea they would associate with Mr Beast.
Scott Morrison must be feeling pretty good atm considering that just a few years ago he was the most hated political leader in australian history, but now thanks to dutton and ley, he has dropped to the third most hated in history.
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Scott Morrison must be feeling pretty good atm considering that just a few years ago he was the most hated political leader in australian history, but now thanks to dutton and ley, he has dropped to the third most hated in history.
article so good that the network making a canadian version of the show brought it up in their write up of what they plan to address with their version
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
article so good that the network making a canadian version of the show brought it up in their write up of what they plan to address with their version
very funny for Mr Beast to go 'no its not the Saudi blood money that made me choose there for my theme park, its because its roughly the middle of a world map'
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
very funny for Mr Beast to go 'no its not the Saudi blood money that made me choose there for my theme park, its because its roughly the middle of a world map'
Been sick the last few days, but I opened social media and saw the most annoying and evil people are still crashing out about yesterdays result so I can at least feel better knowing they’re going through it worse than I am
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Been sick the last few days, but I opened social media and saw the most annoying and evil people are still crashing out about yesterdays result so I can at least feel better knowing they’re going through it worse than I am
The free press writer trying real hard to get a Hasan Piker interview then getting annoyed when he brings up the writer’s genocide denial and the outlet branding him as a ‘terrorist’ was so weird
Why do right wing media losers expect people to not bring up how evil they are?
Why do right wing media losers expect people to not bring up how evil they are?
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The free press writer trying real hard to get a Hasan Piker interview then getting annoyed when he brings up the writer’s genocide denial and the outlet branding him as a ‘terrorist’ was so weird
Why do right wing media losers expect people to not bring up how evil they are?
Why do right wing media losers expect people to not bring up how evil they are?
i cant believe this didnt work
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
i cant believe this didnt work
Free her now!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Free her now!!!!
Andrew Cuomo confused to learn that no meant no
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Andrew Cuomo confused to learn that no meant no
With how hard the media and billionaires went to find dirt on Mamdani, it’s impressive that the ‘worst’ stuff they managed to find is that he calls his parent’s cousin his ‘aunt’ and didn’t know the lyrics to an old song
Dude must have had the most mundane life of any politician
Dude must have had the most mundane life of any politician
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
With how hard the media and billionaires went to find dirt on Mamdani, it’s impressive that the ‘worst’ stuff they managed to find is that he calls his parent’s cousin his ‘aunt’ and didn’t know the lyrics to an old song
Dude must have had the most mundane life of any politician
Dude must have had the most mundane life of any politician
Totodile shiny hunt update:
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Totodile shiny hunt update:
waterboard rags will be flown at half mast
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
waterboard rags will be flown at half mast
Reposted by John Delmenico
"Our leaders should not be celebrating any race having the power to stop this nation.” chaser.com.au/sport/confus...
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"Our leaders should not be celebrating any race having the power to stop this nation.” chaser.com.au/sport/confus...
Still waiting to hear her opinions on the New York mayoral race
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Still waiting to hear her opinions on the New York mayoral race
i watched the trailer and i no longer support funding the arts in australia
the kyle sandilands supanova controversy has made me aware that he is appearing in a zombie movie staring Sophie Monk and Vanilla Ice, meaning that i now know the worst movie ever made is on its way
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i watched the trailer and i no longer support funding the arts in australia
the kyle sandilands supanova controversy has made me aware that he is appearing in a zombie movie staring Sophie Monk and Vanilla Ice, meaning that i now know the worst movie ever made is on its way
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
the kyle sandilands supanova controversy has made me aware that he is appearing in a zombie movie staring Sophie Monk and Vanilla Ice, meaning that i now know the worst movie ever made is on its way
The former managing editor of the free press interviewing a random guy called ‘Bill DeBlasio’ and assuming he is former mayor ‘Bill de Blasio’ might be my favourite story this year. Chefs kiss moment for journalism.
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The former managing editor of the free press interviewing a random guy called ‘Bill DeBlasio’ and assuming he is former mayor ‘Bill de Blasio’ might be my favourite story this year. Chefs kiss moment for journalism.
I’m more proud of this joke than I probably should be
"They asked about his mastery of the craft, so I assumed they meant nunchucks." chaser.com.au/general-news...
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I’m more proud of this joke than I probably should be