John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social
Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him.
Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au
Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au
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"We will be monitoring this delicate situation to make sure there is no unnecessary loss of innocent oil” chaser.com.au/world/ally-l...
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
"We will be monitoring this delicate situation to make sure there is no unnecessary loss of innocent oil” chaser.com.au/world/ally-l...
As a man in my 20s, when I answer ‘are you seeing anyone’ with ‘nah, I’m taking a break cause mentally I am not in a right space for that to lead to something healthy’ women respond to me the same way people talk to puppies who peed outside for the first time
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
As a man in my 20s, when I answer ‘are you seeing anyone’ with ‘nah, I’m taking a break cause mentally I am not in a right space for that to lead to something healthy’ women respond to me the same way people talk to puppies who peed outside for the first time
Thank you mr comic books sir
Possibly my favorite headline of 2025.
(With apologies for the very Australian language.)
@chaser.com.au
(With apologies for the very Australian language.)
@chaser.com.au
January 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Thank you mr comic books sir
Excited for the new year
December 31, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Excited for the new year
Credit where credit is due, Barri Weiss swooping in and cucking Sharri Markson on the scoop interview of the year is objectively very funny
Made funnier by Sky News’ tantrum article about it
Made funnier by Sky News’ tantrum article about it
December 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Credit where credit is due, Barri Weiss swooping in and cucking Sharri Markson on the scoop interview of the year is objectively very funny
Made funnier by Sky News’ tantrum article about it
Made funnier by Sky News’ tantrum article about it
Oh you read 30 books this year, well not to brag but I read hundreds of books worth of tweets on a wide range of topics. each one opening me up to a fresh new, mind numbingly stupid, perspective.
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Oh you read 30 books this year, well not to brag but I read hundreds of books worth of tweets on a wide range of topics. each one opening me up to a fresh new, mind numbingly stupid, perspective.
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The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
Stick Cricket ass scores
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Stick Cricket ass scores
Erika Kirk seems to actually be what conservatives claim Meghan Markle is
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Erika Kirk seems to actually be what conservatives claim Meghan Markle is
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“We shouldn’t praise people like them!” chaser.com.au/general-news...
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
“We shouldn’t praise people like them!” chaser.com.au/general-news...
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Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
obsessed with channel 9 not noticing that their ai slop got their own logo wrong
December 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
obsessed with channel 9 not noticing that their ai slop got their own logo wrong
how it feels to launch a blue shell at your bragging sibling
December 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
how it feels to launch a blue shell at your bragging sibling
Jake Paul lost, Andrew Tate lost, England lost... who needs christmas when we have weekends like this?
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Jake Paul lost, Andrew Tate lost, England lost... who needs christmas when we have weekends like this?
I am more than capable enough as a hater to hate both the player and the game
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I am more than capable enough as a hater to hate both the player and the game
Saw the new Knives Out and doing the obligatory ‘best knives out movie yet’ post
(Although I don’t think it will be as rewatchable as the original was)
(Although I don’t think it will be as rewatchable as the original was)
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Saw the new Knives Out and doing the obligatory ‘best knives out movie yet’ post
(Although I don’t think it will be as rewatchable as the original was)
(Although I don’t think it will be as rewatchable as the original was)
Sky News slams Sarah Ferguson for daring to ask a question suggesting something that Sky News says is true
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Sky News slams Sarah Ferguson for daring to ask a question suggesting something that Sky News says is true
anyone who looks at their LinkedIn wrapped should be forced to walk through the town square while the rest of us yell ‘shame’ and throw tomatoes at them
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
anyone who looks at their LinkedIn wrapped should be forced to walk through the town square while the rest of us yell ‘shame’ and throw tomatoes at them
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the thumbnail doing a great job at showing why ending it would be a good thing
November 30, 2024 at 12:52 AM
the thumbnail doing a great job at showing why ending it would be a good thing
why are we banning weapons and bombs on planes? hijackings are a people problem.
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
why are we banning weapons and bombs on planes? hijackings are a people problem.
I hate Australian media so much
Pack it up folks, we’re done, the worst take has been found
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I hate Australian media so much
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Our thoughts are with the victims of last night's terror attack in Bondi, as well as their communities.
If you can, please help out by giving blood which is desperately needed right now: app.lifeblood.com.au/XW3k/d9wncrn5
If you can, please help out by giving blood which is desperately needed right now: app.lifeblood.com.au/XW3k/d9wncrn5
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Our thoughts are with the victims of last night's terror attack in Bondi, as well as their communities.
If you can, please help out by giving blood which is desperately needed right now: app.lifeblood.com.au/XW3k/d9wncrn5
If you can, please help out by giving blood which is desperately needed right now: app.lifeblood.com.au/XW3k/d9wncrn5
Noticing that the posts from Murdoch outlets about Ahmed El Ahmed being named as the hero who disarmed one of the terrorists don’t actually reference Ahmed’s name, just that the name is available to find…
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Noticing that the posts from Murdoch outlets about Ahmed El Ahmed being named as the hero who disarmed one of the terrorists don’t actually reference Ahmed’s name, just that the name is available to find…
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To be confronted with this horrific act of antisemitic violence during the Jewish festival of light and hope is shattering. In moments like this, we hold each other close.
We should all be able to gather with our communities, practice our culture, and worship in safety. 3/4
We should all be able to gather with our communities, practice our culture, and worship in safety. 3/4
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
To be confronted with this horrific act of antisemitic violence during the Jewish festival of light and hope is shattering. In moments like this, we hold each other close.
We should all be able to gather with our communities, practice our culture, and worship in safety. 3/4
We should all be able to gather with our communities, practice our culture, and worship in safety. 3/4