John Delmenico
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social
Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him.

Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au
we are never leaving this cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
my friend told me i should cut down on drinking white monster
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
guy selling silly straws:

"In my unbiased opinion, it is important for our national security that everyone starts drinking from silly straws"
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
article so good that the network making a canadian version of the show brought it up in their write up of what they plan to address with their version
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
very funny for Mr Beast to go 'no its not the Saudi blood money that made me choose there for my theme park, its because its roughly the middle of a world map'
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i cant believe this didnt work
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Free her now!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Totodile shiny hunt update:
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Still waiting to hear her opinions on the New York mayoral race
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Chat I’m free!!!
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
you can tell its ai cause cuomo is keeping his hands to himself
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
the real reason trump was upset was that he thought he had been talking to the kfc colonel the whole time
October 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I can’t believe I’m missing out on crucial sitting at the computer doomscrolling time 😔
October 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Incredible thing to still be posting in 2025
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
‘Chaos’ and it’s just hundreds of socially awkward people standing around outside a building for 20 minutes
October 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
First ever PAX done, this was me just before I had to walk 40 minutes in heavy rain back to my hotel
October 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
PAX more like Evaxx
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Went to get a drink, turns out this is the extension cord vending machine
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
When the marketing team knows a video game convention is happening but knows nothing about video games
October 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Great point Sussan
October 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Sources are telling me it’s gonna be in Wagga Wagga
October 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
They better have this at PAX
October 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
relevant again
October 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I miss when the chaser wasn’t political 😔
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i love whenever a mainstream outlet calls themselves 'independent' media

you can be as establishment as possible, part of a national chain of news outlets, all centrally controlled and owned by the rich, but still brag about how 'independent' you are
September 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM