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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · Oct 16
The Chaser Annual 2025 is now available to pre-orders!
Part cookbook and part wrap up of the year's news; this book is full of killer jokes and recipes. chasershop.com/products/the...
The front cover of The Chaser Annual 2025, stylised like cookbooks from the 90s and early 2000s, it says "erin at home" with illustrations of mushrooms surrounding a photoshopped image of Erin Patterson outside with baskets full of various mushrooms. Text that says "101 Mushroom Recipes to Die for"
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"We will be monitoring this delicate situation to make sure there is no unnecessary loss of innocent oil” chaser.com.au/world/ally-l...
World leaders urge US to treat Venezuelan oil humanely
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Get ready for the most exhausting game of the year: Culture War Bingo
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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Remembering our most popular articles of 2025:
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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Ending the recap of our top stories of the year with a bang... chaser.com.au/world/la-cop...
LA Cop drafted to IDF after shooting journalist
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Remembering the top stories of the year.
Image of Trump. Headline: Aussies miss when mourning routine didn't involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Remembering the top stories from the hardest year of Leonardo DiCaprio's life, the one where he had to see the number '25' every day.
Leonardo DiCaprio distances self from 21st century as it turns 25
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Remembering our most popular articles of 2025 (so we don't have to think of new ones today):
"Releasing the Epstein files causes autism" claims Trump
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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"To celebrate on a factually inaccurate day would be ridiculous."

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“You can’t change Australia Day’s date” says man celebrating Jesus’s birth on Dec 25th
December 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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“We don’t want his voice to our parliament," said Australia chaser.com.au/national/aus...
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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"Maybe we should settle for a guy who knows how to clear our browser history." chaser.com.au/world/next-p...
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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“We shouldn’t praise people like them!” chaser.com.au/general-news...
Pauline Hanson calls to cancel Christmas after learning it celebrates Middle Eastern refugees
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Remembering the common ground found in 2025 chaser.com.au/general-news...
Local woman would also prefer Marty Sheargold sticking a nail in his penis than having him talk about women’s sport
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Remembering the time Sam Kerr once again proved she doesn't miss chaser.com.au/sport/sam-ke...
Sam Kerr found not guilty of abusing stupid white bastard
December 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Reliving the stories of 2025, starting with time Grace Tame stunned (the PM) on the red carpet.
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Image of Grace Tame wearing a shirt that says 'Fuck Murdoch' while meeting with Anthony Albanese. Headline: Conservative media relieved to hear that Grace Tame smiled this time.
December 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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“You will never work in this industry if you don’t understand that your job is make this country as unsafe as possible so we can later win awards for reporting on what we stoked.”
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News columnist fired for wanting to use their platform to bring people together instead of stoking division
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Our thoughts are with the victims of last night's terror attack in Bondi, as well as their communities.

If you can, please help out by giving blood which is desperately needed right now: app.lifeblood.com.au/XW3k/d9wncrn5
Now is not a time for jokes about the news or hot takes. It is a time to grieve, as well as showing support and solidarity for the affected communities. One way you can do that is by donating blood which is desperately needed right now, especially O type blood. Visit www.lifeblood.com.au for more information and to book a donation. Misinformation is rife at the moment, please stick to sharing verified sources. Bigotry and racism is also being spread, please show support and love for communities being targeted. Everyone deserves to feel safe and free. We need to stand up to hatred and lies. Australia talks a lot about ‘mateship’ but now is a time to show it. We need to come together as a community to grieve and help each other out in any way we can. If you need support, call Lifeline 13 11 14 or Beyond Blue 1300 22 4636
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Man who calls women “females” hopes to one day be allowed within 500 metres of one
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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"Clearly the reason young people feel hopeless is all the Ticky-toks" - Prime Minister Albanese chaser.com.au/national/bac...
“Back in my day we were happy without social media” says guy whose ‘day’ had affordable housing and free uni
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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"We had to act." chaser.com.au/national/pm-...
PM says social media ban is the only way to stop the ‘6-7’ meme
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Classic, these young players are too lazy to have a full five day work week and have been knocking off early from the first couple Ashes matches.
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‘Woke’ Australian cricket team strikes again, cancelling five day test matches
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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"I can’t wait to get some hands on, one-on-one time with each girl in One Nation." chaser.com.au/national/bar...
Barnaby excited by opportunity to work with a whole new set of junior female staffers
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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He spends two hours every day condescendingly replying to random fans of women's sport from an account with a ute profile picture.

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Guy who "doesn't care about women's sport" weirdly unable to just shut the fuck up about it
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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We crunched the numbers to find out how many episodes of Bluey could have been made if the ABC had different priorities: chaser.com.au/entertainmen...
How many Bluey episodes could the ABC have made with the money they wasted on the Lattouf case?
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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"How could someone be so twisted?" said the media regarding the person making nursery rhyme videos.

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Ms Rachel slammed for wanting to educate children instead of blowing them up
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM