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Tremendous
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Literally what is the point of all the stoves and blankets if it can't get snuggly. Might as well just freeze in the fucking desert.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
*let him
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It was mad disrespectful that they wouldn't him jack off over there
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"My Pre-K kid's so good at math!"

He communicates primarily through biting and uses tidyup-time to shit up the walls, Katherine. But yeah he's probably c-suite material.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Dave Scatino's into us for about 45 boxes of bananas
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I sometimes have to log into my company's YT account and I can see my boss has been watching this along with all the other grindset and Abundance horseshit
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We're this close to Kojima hanging out with Brace Belden
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oh, shit you're right. Dammit.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Duffield, eh? Glad I joined the Greens
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Cruise is always at his most fun when he's allowed to be a villain
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I was glad to have a reason to put Colbert on a shitlist, I just didn't think it'd be because he's good buddies with the pistachio cartel
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Electric eel saying "It's a living" to the camera as it's tied around a restrained Barney Rubble's head prior to his execution by the state
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
He's tanked a 125 year old political party in a year and they still aren't able to doubt he's a genius.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The first one's kind of funny in places. The sequel looked deeply unpleasant so I avoided it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Predicted-descendant-based malevolent-interest loaning solutions
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
One day the columnists are going to realise the extent to which everyone is sick of their patronising shit
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Shame on these nuts bitch
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Your friend probably is a fucking loser tbh
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
DM: "Okay Elon thanks for Zooming in for session 0. Are you ready to do your stat rolls on cam?
...
Elon I can see the Sora logo in the corner of the video."
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ashley's got a bit of an arc to her. I couldn't wait to leave Slightly Less Whiny Carth Onasi behind lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM