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Harmony Colangelo
@harmonycolangelo.bsky.social
I was born with rust in my blood.

Midwest trash who co-authored a Sleepaway Camp book at DieDieBooks and is the trans half of the wives from This Ends At Prom.
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Something BJ solved for me is that this version of LITTLE WOMEN isn't super hospitable to someone who is colorblind. So it is a really hard watch for most of its runtime for me. Maybe it would be better on rewatch where now that I understand the timelines and how they link up?
NEW EP: LITTLE WOMEN (2019)

“Women, they have minds, and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they’ve got ambition, and they’ve got talent, as well as just beauty. I’m so sick of people saying that love is all a woman is fit for.”

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Something BJ solved for me is that this version of LITTLE WOMEN isn't super hospitable to someone who is colorblind. So it is a really hard watch for most of its runtime for me. Maybe it would be better on rewatch where now that I understand the timelines and how they link up?
NEW EP: LITTLE WOMEN (2019)

“Women, they have minds, and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they’ve got ambition, and they’ve got talent, as well as just beauty. I’m so sick of people saying that love is all a woman is fit for.”

Listen wherever you get your podcasts!
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Thank you to everyone who has supported the pod all year (and a double thank you to everyone who joined us on the Patreon for our year of getting super into The Baby-Sitters Club!)

xoxo,
The Wives Colangelo
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Happy "Learn Which of Your Friends Come From Money" Eve!!
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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The photo used in a late life documentary where they come out as gay
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh we HAD a double feature tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Seeing Lou Wilson's joker car in the wild is a generational equivalent to Angelyne's pink Corvette.
December 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Yeah, rewatched SLAP SHOT. Still one of the best stories about men ever told. Water is wet, ice is cold, your wife is a dyke.
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I haven't shut up about this movie in 5 years, and I'm so thankful to the @thisendsatprom.bsky.social girlies for having me on to scream about it to the masses.

SAINT FRANCES is a perfect film. One that was gobbled up by a botched quarantine release that it didn't deserve. Seek it out immediately.
NEW EP: SAINT FRANCES w/ @thatwitchmia.bsky.social

What does coming-of-age look like as life's milestones become increasingly unattainable? It looks like SAINT FRANCES, the best movie about the divine disaster of womanhood that you probably haven't seen.

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December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Thrilled to announce this spectacular new blu of Fabrice Du Welz's glorious nightmare CALVAIRE (2004) I co-produced with the legendary @neilsnowdon.bsky.social for Arrow. Extras by @bjcolangelo.bsky.social @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social @willowcatelyn.bsky.social @antbit.projectedfigures.com + more!
Calvaire Limited Edition Blu-ray | Arrow Films
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www.arrowfilms.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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This graffiti in my home town ✌️
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Like Samara Weaving in EENIE MEANIE, my life would be far simpler if I never left Cleveland and associated with fewer men.
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Sometimes you have to sit down and make a list that reminds you who tf you are even when your bank account is fighting for its life.

Even if it means a dreaded LinkedIn cross post 😜

Let's work together! www.picketywitch.com/contact-me/
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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An episode that has been YEARS in the making. So glad I finally got to sit down with the @thisendsatprom.bsky.social babes to chat about THE best movie of the quarantine era.

Grab your juice boxes and your adult diapers and get ready to cry.
It’s show announcement Sunday! This week we’re talking about the best movie you’ve never seen but is about to be your favorite movie. It’s time for SAINT FRANCES and we’re joined by our dear friend (and arguably the film’s biggest fan), @thatwitchmia.bsky.social!

Episode drops on Thursday!
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In this very bad movie, the most egregious part is when the trans character favorably compares herself to Henry Kissinger.
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We didn't actively try to avoid talking about the murder, infidelity, or Egyptian artifact theft in Desperately Seeking Susan. That might be the plot but just isn't what it's about. Seeing a woman so cool you want to break free from your boring life and be like her. That's the heart of this movie!
NEW EP: DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN (1985)

Many women are shaped by the women who came before them and showed them what was possible, and that's precisely what Susan provided for a generation. Sometimes being desperate is the best thing for you.

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December 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Martha May Whovier was 48. You still have so much to live for.
December 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
We've been rewatching Shoresy and my cup is full of determination.
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
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December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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HEY! This is absolutely true and we cover the best ways to stream great movies on Free Space:

howtowatchfree.tv for more Library Gems
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Nothing delivers like a $20, 3 band show!
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
All I want for Christmas is for the goat to burn.
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"

The Internet:
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
There is a lot that plenty of people get wrong about Battle Royale. It is easy to highlight how cool or funny it is but this is also an intensely angry film where deep seeded pain can't help but boil over.

It hit hard in the early 2000s but it hits like a fucking truck now.
EP: BATTLE ROYALE (25th Anniversary)

BATTLE ROYALE to life essentially invented a new subgenre of dystopian teen cinema. Let's explore generational division, government-sanctioned violence, the disposability of youth, and that Hunger Games connection.

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December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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There's a lot of talk about the steaminess of #HeatedRivalry, but there are more reasons to watch. Jacob Tierney's direction and the microexpression work of the actors is sublime — especially as mainstream American-produced streaming prioritizes "passive viewing."

www.slashfilm.com/2043077/cana...
Canada's Heated Rivalry Destroys The Worst Trend Of American Streaming TV - SlashFilm
The hit Canadian series Heated Rivalry is a breath of fresh air in a streaming landscape actively suffocating its audiences.
www.slashfilm.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM