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Siri Dahl
@siridahl.com
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Podcast Host: @firstthirstpod.com
Porn Star: onlysiri.com & siridahl.com
Producer & Host of @corntelethon.bsky.social
Ambassador for @adulttime.bsky.social🌈
📍 Los Angeles
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Please sub to my onlyfans so I can afford to hire an organizer to help me clean out my garage, because it’s a goddam mess in here
Siri taking a mirror selfie in her obviously chaotic garage/gym/laundry room combo space. There’s gym equipment, car wash supplies on the floor, a random TV wall mount… and organ innards??? Like from a musical organ, not a human organ
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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heart to heart and cheek to cheek 🥹🐈‍⬛
Georgia Binx, a black cat, asleep in bed laying on Siri’s (who is also asleep) chest and resting her cheek on Siri’s cheek
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Before you give me shit, I had permission from @adamconover.net for my shoes to touch the podcast studio couch. 🤣 I didn’t want to take them off and show feet for free, but I unfortunately also have the “my feet must always be elevated” form of ADHD.

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Why P*rn Bans Will Destroy the Internet with Siri Dahl and Noelle Perdue
YouTube video by Adam Conover
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November 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Check out the new Factually! episode with Siri Dahl and Noelle Perdue wherever you get podcasts!

» Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

» Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6KYN...

» YouTube: youtu.be/tjWUmDHxjIg
Why Porn Bans Will Destroy the Internet with Siri Dahl and Noelle Perdue
Podcast Episode · Factually! with Adam Conover · 11/05/2025 · 1h 48m
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November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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This is an excellent longform discussion about the impact of legislation like the Online Safety Act from @adamconover.net featuring Noelle Purdue and @siridahl.com.
Why P*rn Bans Will Destroy the Internet with Siri Dahl and Noelle Perdue
YouTube video by Adam Conover
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November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.
Statement from The NewsGuild of New York and Condé United on illegal firing of four union leaders who demanded answers about this week’s layoffs at Teen Vogue, other brands Late Wednesday night, Condé Nast’s VP of Labor Relations notified the Guild that the Company was immediately terminating four Condé United leaders for engaging in the protected concerted activity of gathering in their 1 World Trade Center office to demand answers on this week’s abrupt layoffs at multiple brands including WIRED and the consolidation at Teen Vogue. These egregious terminations are a flagrant breach of the Just Cause terms of our contract and an unprecedented violation of their federally protected rights as union members to participate in a collective action. Through these illegal terminations, Condé Nast management is attempting to intimidate and silence our members' advocacy for the courageous cultural and political journalism of Teen Vogue, as well as diverting attention away from the obvious lack of corporate leadership at the company. Condé United members illegally fired are: Alma Avalle: Writer, digital producer at Bon Appetit; NewsGuild of New York first vice president, trans activist, and union leader Jake Lahut: Wired senior reporter covering the Trump White House Jasper Lo: Senior fact checker at The New Yorker and US Army veteran: outgoing first vice chair of The New Yorker Union Ben Dewey: Videographer at Condé Nast Entertainment, former vice chair of the CNE unit “Management’s attempt at union-busting, using intimidation and grossly illegal tactics to try to suppress protected union activity, will not stand,” said Susan DeCarava, president of The NewsGuild of New York. “The NewsGuild of New York has zero tolerance for bad bosses who harass, target and disrespect our fellow Guild members. We represent nearly 6,000 media workers across the tri-state area and we stand firmly in solidarity, ready to fight for the rights of our members illegally fired from their jobs at …
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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She’s so cunty and I love her for it 💕
Close up photo of Siri pressing her face against her black cat Georgia’s face. Georgia is calm but looks less than pleased.
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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just bc Joss Whedon came up in the replies to my Alan Tudyk thirst post, I’m gonna say this bc I think it’s funny:

Just like I’ve never seen The Simpsons, or Friends, I also never bothered to watch any Joss Whedon stuff when I was growing up, and by the time I had some mild interest in his work…
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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It’s time for my quarterly Alan Tudyk appreciation post
Photo of Alan Tudyk outdoors at some kind of sporting event, in the process of removing his shirt Photo of Alan Tudyk looking very demure and hot in a cozy coffee shop Still from Dodgeball of Alan Tudyk’s character, Steve the Pirate Still from Moana of Alan Tudyk’s character, Hei Hei the chicken
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Wow, this is very damning evidence. They hit me up in 2023, and I said no just bc the vibes seemed off.

By contrast, I would HIGHLY recommend the toy company I went with, Lightning Star. They’re a new company making a truly custom, high end product - and they’re also more affordable for fans💕
Product photo of Siri’s Lightning Star Dream Girl Series toy (a pocket pussy resembling Siri’s hoohah with an orange and white shell, and black box packaging)
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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They're… demolishing some of the East Wing of the White House, where the Presidential Emergency Operations Center nuclear bunker is, to then build a monstrously gaudy ballroom… damn near on *Top* of where the Presidential Emergency Operations Center nuclear bunker is.

Is that… do i have that right?
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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after not bothering for a couple of years, I’ve started tracking macros again ~because gainz~ and I forgot how much of a struggle it is to eat 160+g of protein daily without constantly feeling like I’m about to pop 😫😫
Siri laying on couch with a distant stare because she’s clearly in a protein shake/cottage cheese/steak/chickpea soup coma
October 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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the bangs are BANGIN today!
Selfie of Siri in her office looking cute with her red hair and piecey bangs :)
October 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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A big thing for me in 2025 has been learning that I have a hair type called “Irish curls” (when the under layers are curly and the top layers are wavy or straight) and I’ve been learning how to style my hair to show off its natural texture :) I think this is a cute look! What do you think?
Mirror selfie of Siri with her red hair styled to show its natural curls 😌
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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SURPRISE SURPRISE
mikestabile.bsky.social Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · Oct 10
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
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October 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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New #podcast with @siridahl.com dropping soonish.
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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This Is Fire Season 7 Grand Championship episode is out! Will I win against @melissastratton.bsky.social ? 😱
Still from “This Is Fire” of Siri looking very stressed while drinking directly from a bottle of red wine
October 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I’m getting my first mammogram tomorrow morning, please wish me well.

(I have the special privilege of early mammograms because almost every 45+ woman on both sides of my family is apparently cursed to battle the breast cancer demons)
A sassy mirror selfie of Siri wearing a brown cropped t shirt and booty shorts undies with a bacon and egg print
October 8, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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it’s Tuesday
A selfie Siri took while laying in bed. Georgia, a black cat, is in the foreground looking cutely alert, an Siri is in the lower right corner with a blanket obscuring half her face Close up of Georgia’s very cute and squishy cat face
October 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Raising the bar for safety and consent: @siridahl.com and Asa Akira talk about the positive impact of our updated performer verification requirements.
Check out the full @corntelethon.bsky.social interview here: www.corntelethon.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
October 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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"We're gonna crash some planes if you don't fund ICE."
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 6
Sean Duffy says the safety of the air traffic control system will start being impacted next Sunday if the shutdown continues
October 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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San Francisco this morning
baby with chocolate on face dog looks at its human friend sweeping the sidewalk little dog with big blue cone on its head note on door reads "thank you for the time we had"
October 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM