Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Empty inside, full-figured outside
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ⓘ this user is a jerk
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Haven’t sexted anybody since the pandemic. Whenever somebody gets flirty with me, I panic and fall asleep like a fainting goat.
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He’s not wrong
This is definitely about me.
I SAID YES (he asked if he should fuck off)
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He’s not wrong
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This is definitely about me.
I SAID YES (he asked if he should fuck off)
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is definitely about me.
I SAID YES (he asked if he should fuck off)
December 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I SAID YES (he asked if he should fuck off)
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Finished a book, starting a book.
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Finished a book, starting a book.
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I would like to cancel my subscription of adulthood
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I would like to cancel my subscription of adulthood
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cheese is older than god
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
cheese is older than god
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I don’t really want to do a new year. I’m all yeared out
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I don’t really want to do a new year. I’m all yeared out
Prescription-strength back scratches
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Prescription-strength back scratches
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you: *moaning and writhing in pain*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
you: *moaning and writhing in pain*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
Tonight’s the night
Answer The Phone
open.spotify.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Tonight’s the night
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I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
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walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
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I’ve decided to win the Oscar™️ for best actor this year.
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’ve decided to win the Oscar™️ for best actor this year.
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the next person to tell me not to kill myself is getting mentioned in the suicide note
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
the next person to tell me not to kill myself is getting mentioned in the suicide note
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Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nah
Dr. Nah
Make a Bond movie casual
Casino Ordinaire
Casino Ordinaire
Make a Bond movie casual
Her Majesty's Postal Service
Her Majesty's Postal Service
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nah
Dr. Nah
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Too busy taking pics of myself to post jokes
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Too busy taking pics of myself to post jokes
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Let’s exchange scented soaps and pretend none of this ever happened
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Let’s exchange scented soaps and pretend none of this ever happened
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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. There are so many better reasons to hate me.
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. There are so many better reasons to hate me.
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A pill to make you feel whatever a dog must feel laying in your way all the time
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A pill to make you feel whatever a dog must feel laying in your way all the time
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Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
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Shakespeare Obama: Let me be Lear
Butthole Obama: let me be rear
stalker obama: let me be near
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Shakespeare Obama: Let me be Lear