Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is a jerk
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ⓘ this user is a jerk
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
· Oct 7
Did it hurt?
When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
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*crosses your blood-brain barrier as a friend*
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
*crosses your blood-brain barrier as a friend*
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It's nothing personal I just have to wash my long luxurious 90's hair tonight 🏆👑 Congratulations @nahyoudoit.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social
Damn, boy. Is your name Michael? Because after sex, you always be bolton.
:(
:(
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's nothing personal I just have to wash my long luxurious 90's hair tonight 🏆👑 Congratulations @nahyoudoit.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social
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I married a weird girl.. not gonna lie, the first time she walked around the house talking to her bag of sweets, telling the red ones that they were her favourites before she ate them freaked me the fuck out 😆
But that has paled in comparison over the last 20+ years
But that has paled in comparison over the last 20+ years
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I married a weird girl.. not gonna lie, the first time she walked around the house talking to her bag of sweets, telling the red ones that they were her favourites before she ate them freaked me the fuck out 😆
But that has paled in comparison over the last 20+ years
But that has paled in comparison over the last 20+ years
Damn, boy. Is your name Michael? Because after sex, you always be bolton.
:(
:(
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Damn, boy. Is your name Michael? Because after sex, you always be bolton.
:(
:(
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Throw Waffle House crispy hash browns at me, in the name of love
Throw White Castles at me, in the name of love
Throw bologna at me, in the name of love.
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Throw Waffle House crispy hash browns at me, in the name of love
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HIM: *says miss you instead of I miss you*
ME: if you hate me then just say that
ME: if you hate me then just say that
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
HIM: *says miss you instead of I miss you*
ME: if you hate me then just say that
ME: if you hate me then just say that
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If the middle cinnamon roll were a person, it’d be @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
If Texas Roadhouse rolls were a person, they’d be @overlooked237.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If the middle cinnamon roll were a person, it’d be @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
If Texas Roadhouse rolls were a person, they’d be @overlooked237.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If Texas Roadhouse rolls were a person, they’d be @overlooked237.bsky.social
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throw pepperoni pizza hot pockets at me, in the name of love
Throw White Castles at me, in the name of love
Throw bologna at me, in the name of love.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
throw pepperoni pizza hot pockets at me, in the name of love
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Happy Scorpio Season to the best birth sign.
Laugh, Love, Left-eye his car.
Laugh, Love, Left-eye his car.
a woman is standing in front of a white car that is on fire .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a white car that is on fire .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Happy Scorpio Season to the best birth sign.
Laugh, Love, Left-eye his car.
Laugh, Love, Left-eye his car.
Throw White Castles at me, in the name of love
Throw bologna at me, in the name of love.
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Throw White Castles at me, in the name of love
I just want to have enough money to afford beer that requires a bottle opener
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I just want to have enough money to afford beer that requires a bottle opener
HIM: *says miss you instead of I miss you*
ME: if you hate me then just say that
ME: if you hate me then just say that
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
HIM: *says miss you instead of I miss you*
ME: if you hate me then just say that
ME: if you hate me then just say that
You ever notice the people who say “you know where to find me” are always the kind you’re not looking to seek
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You ever notice the people who say “you know where to find me” are always the kind you’re not looking to seek
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Ah fuck
RIP
Oscar-nominated 'Wild at Heart' actress Diane Ladd, Laura Dern's mother, dies at 89
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
RIP
Oscar-nominated 'Wild at Heart' actress Diane Ladd, Laura Dern's mother, dies at 89
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
Oscar-nominated 'Wild at Heart' actress Diane Ladd, Laura Dern's mother, dies at 89
Laura Dern announced the death of her mother, Golden Globe-winning actress Diane Ladd. "She is flying with her angels now," Dern said.
www.usatoday.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ah fuck
RIP
Oscar-nominated 'Wild at Heart' actress Diane Ladd, Laura Dern's mother, dies at 89
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
RIP
Oscar-nominated 'Wild at Heart' actress Diane Ladd, Laura Dern's mother, dies at 89
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
god forbid a girl have hobbies
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
god forbid a girl have hobbies
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Monday is just around the corner 😬
Using a GIF, pic, or vid reveal how you feel about that 🖤
Using a GIF, pic, or vid reveal how you feel about that 🖤
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Monday is just around the corner 😬
Using a GIF, pic, or vid reveal how you feel about that 🖤
Using a GIF, pic, or vid reveal how you feel about that 🖤
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Who up wishing they weren't?
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Who up wishing they weren't?
me, liking posts in other people's conversations that concern me not
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
me, liking posts in other people's conversations that concern me not
So cute when you won’t stop sucking her dick like that
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
So cute when you won’t stop sucking her dick like that
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A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
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I'm not asking for much, just mutual worship in all that we do
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I'm not asking for much, just mutual worship in all that we do
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
This beer tastes like I’m over it
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This beer tastes like I’m over it