Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Empty inside, full-figured outside
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ⓘ this user is a jerk
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
· Dec 9
You can’t tell me to make ‘myself at home’ and then get weirded out if I take off my pants and cry in the kitchen. That’s not how that works.
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If they swallow their gum, they'll do that thing you like
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
If they swallow their gum, they'll do that thing you like
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A reply guy to all, is a reply guy to none.
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
A reply guy to all, is a reply guy to none.
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I am a piñata full of nonsense and desire. Please beat me with the stick
February 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I am a piñata full of nonsense and desire. Please beat me with the stick
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*calculates net carbs while maintaining eye contact*
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
*calculates net carbs while maintaining eye contact*
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Ignore me? On my phone that I pay? How dare you.
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Ignore me? On my phone that I pay? How dare you.
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Idk man someone opened an ornate bottle and here I am
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Idk man someone opened an ornate bottle and here I am
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The love of my life is out there squinting their eyes in the darkness on the way to the bathroom and running into walls
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The love of my life is out there squinting their eyes in the darkness on the way to the bathroom and running into walls
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Let’s get drunk and play the Miami Vice theme song with our mouth guitars
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Let’s get drunk and play the Miami Vice theme song with our mouth guitars
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Janet Jackson's nipple ring walked so Chappell Roan's nipple ring could run
February 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Janet Jackson's nipple ring walked so Chappell Roan's nipple ring could run
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There’s no higher honor than an animal snuggling into you. That’s really it. You’ve won it all my friend congratulations how does it feel to be touched by an angel
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
There’s no higher honor than an animal snuggling into you. That’s really it. You’ve won it all my friend congratulations how does it feel to be touched by an angel
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bitch, shut up.
~me to my brain.
~me to my brain.
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
bitch, shut up.
~me to my brain.
~me to my brain.
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You are a fucking nightmare… I’m into it.
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
You are a fucking nightmare… I’m into it.
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The Shining Alternate Ending:
Jack kills Wendy. Everybody’s cool with it.
Jack kills Wendy. Everybody’s cool with it.
February 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
The Shining Alternate Ending:
Jack kills Wendy. Everybody’s cool with it.
Jack kills Wendy. Everybody’s cool with it.
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*time-travels just to show the bible people uncrustables*
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
*time-travels just to show the bible people uncrustables*
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biblically accurate flavor-blasted goldfish
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
biblically accurate flavor-blasted goldfish
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Cucumbers are just melons that aren't sweet, but the government doesn't want you talking about that.
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Cucumbers are just melons that aren't sweet, but the government doesn't want you talking about that.
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part of your beauty comes from the way you speak and treat people
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
part of your beauty comes from the way you speak and treat people
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sometimes the sound of rain is the only conversation you need
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 PM
sometimes the sound of rain is the only conversation you need
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let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things
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don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 PM
don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
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Shut up and look at this adorable snowflake I got at recess
February 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Shut up and look at this adorable snowflake I got at recess
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Giving you a sultry touch but I'm just wiping crumbs off my fingers
February 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Giving you a sultry touch but I'm just wiping crumbs off my fingers