Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is a jerk
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ⓘ this user is a jerk
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
Ahhhhhh thank you so much @runswindows95.bsky.social!
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ahhhhhh thank you so much @runswindows95.bsky.social!
I couldn’t love this more. May this love find me.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I couldn’t love this more. May this love find me.
Reposted by Forrest Plump
I married a weird girl.. not gonna lie, the first time she walked around the house talking to her bag of sweets, telling the red ones that they were her favourites before she ate them freaked me the fuck out 😆
But that has paled in comparison over the last 20+ years
But that has paled in comparison over the last 20+ years
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I married a weird girl.. not gonna lie, the first time she walked around the house talking to her bag of sweets, telling the red ones that they were her favourites before she ate them freaked me the fuck out 😆
But that has paled in comparison over the last 20+ years
But that has paled in comparison over the last 20+ years
I was just listening to that song yesterday
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I was just listening to that song yesterday
Fuck yeah. Kenny G is swell.
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Fuck yeah. Kenny G is swell.
Obviously it’s boltin but that’s part of the joke so don’t yell at me
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Obviously it’s boltin but that’s part of the joke so don’t yell at me
What if they didn’t even say anything at all 😤
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What if they didn’t even say anything at all 😤
Oh damn, JA. Thank youuuu.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Oh damn, JA. Thank youuuu.
You see him too? Goddamn, he’s dreamy.
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You see him too? Goddamn, he’s dreamy.
Ohhhhhhhh I love those!! With ham, onions, and mushrooms
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ohhhhhhhh I love those!! With ham, onions, and mushrooms
*walks into a wall, smiling at my phone*
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
*walks into a wall, smiling at my phone*
Oh shit. You did that for me? 😍
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oh shit. You did that for me? 😍
Eeeeeeek thank you!! 🖤🥵
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Eeeeeeek thank you!! 🖤🥵