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Bobby Chernev
@bobbychernev.bsky.social
Extremely awkward bloke with very few redeeming qualities. Bit of a cosmic horror. Lover of sarcasm and cask ale. PhD in History. 📚 Author: https://utppublishing.com/doi/book/10.3138/9781487524494
📍Plymouth, UK
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🎵Give it to me, Bluesky!
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, Bluesky!
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, Bluesky!
Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a reply guy 😏🎵
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“How could you eat turkey for Thanksgiving, think of the poor animals!” No. fuck that turkey in particular and also his entire family. I’ll eat it for Christmas too
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
🎶🎶 The pounding rain continued its bleak fall. We decided just to write after all 😞🌧
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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“Uhh…Let’s just take a minute here Muhammad “I'm hard” Bruce Lee…”🙄
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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me: i’m such a flirt

danger: please stop
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
@actualnames.bsky.social General Ambrose Burnside and his sideburns.
Ambrose Burnside - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Monday coming
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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“You’re gonna love this, Janie, I’ve seen it like a million times. Believe it or not, my Uncle Larry actually had a bit part in it. They shot it in his old neighborhood.”
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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WORD OF THE DAY.

Excellent.

To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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sharkira, shakira: thread
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My mate: You're getting drunk again, aren't you?
Me (polishing off another can of 7.5% Double IPA): I'm not getting drunk, I'm merely experiencing the malts and hops 🍺
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Me flirting
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Looks like Jesus will have to come back again in 3 days to get the top headline
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Me reluctantly answering the phone at work: Can I help you? Hold, please.
Debbie Harry: 🎶Don't leave me hanging on the telephone🎶
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me between 19 Dec and 5 Jan
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Bloody foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is 😔
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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very anti facist very pro naps
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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this is about me
mid as expected
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Thought I’d just pass on some relationship advice my grandma once gave to me: if you’re unhappy with your partner or spouse why don’t you take their spare car key, lift their car from work and park it round the corner from your house. Then have it resprayed, re-registered, then fly to Krakow x
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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The world is abhorrent
A raging bin fire
And so I’m campaigning
Trying to inspire
Us all to find joy
In the smallest of things
Like seeing a kitten
Or when a bird sings
Let’s all unite
To bring back the silly
Like laughing at farting
And shouting ‘big willy’

©️Flups
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM