Flups
@flups.bsky.social
Chief spokeswoman for the ‘Campaign To Get C*riander Sent Back To From Whence It Came; The Fiery Yet Soapy Buttocks Of The Devil Himself’.
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Flups
@flups.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
My common dreams include:
- Seeing a plane/helicopter in distress which subsequently crashes in the near distance.
- Finding a secret room in my house which has a very sinister presence.
- Having to squeeze through a ridiculously small space to be able to go forward.
It’s no wonder I have issues.
- Seeing a plane/helicopter in distress which subsequently crashes in the near distance.
- Finding a secret room in my house which has a very sinister presence.
- Having to squeeze through a ridiculously small space to be able to go forward.
It’s no wonder I have issues.
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 PM
My common dreams include:
- Seeing a plane/helicopter in distress which subsequently crashes in the near distance.
- Finding a secret room in my house which has a very sinister presence.
- Having to squeeze through a ridiculously small space to be able to go forward.
It’s no wonder I have issues.
- Seeing a plane/helicopter in distress which subsequently crashes in the near distance.
- Finding a secret room in my house which has a very sinister presence.
- Having to squeeze through a ridiculously small space to be able to go forward.
It’s no wonder I have issues.
I shall not be celebrating Valentine’s Day. Instead I shall be participating in Valentine’s Stay The Hell Away From Me.
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I shall not be celebrating Valentine’s Day. Instead I shall be participating in Valentine’s Stay The Hell Away From Me.
Age verification?
I remember when oven chips were a new product and crisps had so much salt on them, eating just one packet gave you elevated blood pressure.
I remember when oven chips were a new product and crisps had so much salt on them, eating just one packet gave you elevated blood pressure.
Age verification?
My parents dial phone had it's own table and a lock, with a key, telephone numbers came from a book or my head! 🤯
My parents dial phone had it's own table and a lock, with a key, telephone numbers came from a book or my head! 🤯
Age verification?
I still have an AOL email address!
I still have an AOL email address!
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Age verification?
I remember when oven chips were a new product and crisps had so much salt on them, eating just one packet gave you elevated blood pressure.
I remember when oven chips were a new product and crisps had so much salt on them, eating just one packet gave you elevated blood pressure.
I put my washing machine on over two hours ago. The cycle supposedly takes one hour fifty minutes. It’s still not finished.
an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
ALT: an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
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February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I put my washing machine on over two hours ago. The cycle supposedly takes one hour fifty minutes. It’s still not finished.
I believe today is ‘Soup Herb Owl Sunday’.
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I believe today is ‘Soup Herb Owl Sunday’.
My specialist subject on Mastermind would be ‘Popular Songs And Their Use By Radio 1 DJs As Outros/Top 40 Rundown Music’.
“Wichita Lineman was used by…
“Steve Wright as he signed off at the end of his afternoon show”
“I Want Your Sex (part 2) was…”
“Simon Mayo, Top 40 chart rundown…”
“Wichita Lineman was used by…
“Steve Wright as he signed off at the end of his afternoon show”
“I Want Your Sex (part 2) was…”
“Simon Mayo, Top 40 chart rundown…”
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
My specialist subject on Mastermind would be ‘Popular Songs And Their Use By Radio 1 DJs As Outros/Top 40 Rundown Music’.
“Wichita Lineman was used by…
“Steve Wright as he signed off at the end of his afternoon show”
“I Want Your Sex (part 2) was…”
“Simon Mayo, Top 40 chart rundown…”
“Wichita Lineman was used by…
“Steve Wright as he signed off at the end of his afternoon show”
“I Want Your Sex (part 2) was…”
“Simon Mayo, Top 40 chart rundown…”
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Anyone want this baby? Printed for a craft fair but the audience were not my type of people!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Anyone want this baby? Printed for a craft fair but the audience were not my type of people!!
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Last posting dates for Valentine's cards 💌
Monday 9th Feb for 2nd class
Wednesday 11 Feb for 1st class
Get your orders in sharpish if you want them there on time!
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/valentines-c...
Monday 9th Feb for 2nd class
Wednesday 11 Feb for 1st class
Get your orders in sharpish if you want them there on time!
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/valentines-c...
February 8, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Last posting dates for Valentine's cards 💌
Monday 9th Feb for 2nd class
Wednesday 11 Feb for 1st class
Get your orders in sharpish if you want them there on time!
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/valentines-c...
Monday 9th Feb for 2nd class
Wednesday 11 Feb for 1st class
Get your orders in sharpish if you want them there on time!
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/valentines-c...
I have selected my replacement for Greg Davies. The mantle has been passed to the handsome Jon Stewart *rubs sizeable thighs (my own, I hasten to add)*
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I have selected my replacement for Greg Davies. The mantle has been passed to the handsome Jon Stewart *rubs sizeable thighs (my own, I hasten to add)*
*internal alarm*
“It’s 5:45AM, must make sure to wake her up in twenty minutes time, a good ten minutes before her alarm goes off…hang on, silly me, it’s Sunday, she doesn’t have to wake up early…BLADDER! CAN YOU MAKE HER NEED A PISS AS A MATTER OF URGENCY PLEASE?”
“It’s 5:45AM, must make sure to wake her up in twenty minutes time, a good ten minutes before her alarm goes off…hang on, silly me, it’s Sunday, she doesn’t have to wake up early…BLADDER! CAN YOU MAKE HER NEED A PISS AS A MATTER OF URGENCY PLEASE?”
February 8, 2026 at 10:17 AM
*internal alarm*
“It’s 5:45AM, must make sure to wake her up in twenty minutes time, a good ten minutes before her alarm goes off…hang on, silly me, it’s Sunday, she doesn’t have to wake up early…BLADDER! CAN YOU MAKE HER NEED A PISS AS A MATTER OF URGENCY PLEASE?”
“It’s 5:45AM, must make sure to wake her up in twenty minutes time, a good ten minutes before her alarm goes off…hang on, silly me, it’s Sunday, she doesn’t have to wake up early…BLADDER! CAN YOU MAKE HER NEED A PISS AS A MATTER OF URGENCY PLEASE?”
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Today is #NationalSnowdropDay 🤍
We're blessed to have so many springing up across the parks 💚
Have you spotted any on your visits to the parks? 🧐
We're blessed to have so many springing up across the parks 💚
Have you spotted any on your visits to the parks? 🧐
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Today is #NationalSnowdropDay 🤍
We're blessed to have so many springing up across the parks 💚
Have you spotted any on your visits to the parks? 🧐
We're blessed to have so many springing up across the parks 💚
Have you spotted any on your visits to the parks? 🧐
Filmed using a GonadPro.
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Filmed using a GonadPro.
The closest I get to an intimate relationship these days is licking ice cream out of the business end of a Cornetto.
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The closest I get to an intimate relationship these days is licking ice cream out of the business end of a Cornetto.
February 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
February 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This evening, Eldestdaught is out with The Boyf™️, Middledaught and Yungdaught are off to a black tie event and I am just about to wander around Poundland in the hope that they’ve started selling enthusiasm for life.
Not really, I’m buying Valentine’s Day crap for a window display at work.
Not really, I’m buying Valentine’s Day crap for a window display at work.
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
This evening, Eldestdaught is out with The Boyf™️, Middledaught and Yungdaught are off to a black tie event and I am just about to wander around Poundland in the hope that they’ve started selling enthusiasm for life.
Not really, I’m buying Valentine’s Day crap for a window display at work.
Not really, I’m buying Valentine’s Day crap for a window display at work.
I’ve been doing ‘Parrot Pilates’. It really works macaw.
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I’ve been doing ‘Parrot Pilates’. It really works macaw.
I wish I could, tumble dryer, I wish I could.
February 5, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I wish I could, tumble dryer, I wish I could.