Flups
@flups.bsky.social
Chief spokeswoman for the ‘Campaign To Get C*riander Sent Back To From Whence It Came; The Fiery Yet Soapy Buttocks Of The Devil Himself’.
The Feral Loin Fruit™️ have taken great delight in pointing out that the new angel I bought this year resembles male genitalia, especially when it begins to droop.
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Feral Loin Fruit™️ have taken great delight in pointing out that the new angel I bought this year resembles male genitalia, especially when it begins to droop.
Make a Bond movie casual.
You Only Live Nice.
You Only Live Nice.
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A View To A Chill
A View To A Chill
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Dr. Noel Edmonds.
Dr. Noel Edmonds.
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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You Only Live Nice.
You Only Live Nice.
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Dr. Noel Edmonds.
Dr. Noel Edmonds.
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Dr. No Worries If Not
Dr. No Worries If Not
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Trifall
Trifall
December 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Dr. Noel Edmonds.
Dr. Noel Edmonds.
I’ve just realised that Meat Loaf’s ‘I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) is called ‘I’D Do Anything For Love (Etc.) but he ALWAYS sings ‘I WOULD do anything for love’. I appreciate that ‘I’d’ is short for ‘I would’ but he doesn’t sing ‘I’d’ he sings ‘I would’.
End of rant.
End of rant.
December 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I’ve just realised that Meat Loaf’s ‘I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) is called ‘I’D Do Anything For Love (Etc.) but he ALWAYS sings ‘I WOULD do anything for love’. I appreciate that ‘I’d’ is short for ‘I would’ but he doesn’t sing ‘I’d’ he sings ‘I would’.
End of rant.
End of rant.
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Qu-One Tub of Quality Street.
Qu-One Tub of Quality Street.
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The Spy Who Liked Me but Lets See How Things Go Once I'm Less Busy With Work
The Spy Who Liked Me but Lets See How Things Go Once I'm Less Busy With Work
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Trifall
Trifall
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Qu-One Tub of Quality Street.
Qu-One Tub of Quality Street.
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Live and Let One Rip.
Live and Let One Rip.
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GoldPeckOnTheCheek
GoldPeckOnTheCheek
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Trifall
Trifall
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Live and Let One Rip.
Live and Let One Rip.
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It's that day again. Happy anniversary
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
It's that day again. Happy anniversary
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Trifall
Trifall
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Pop Round Another Day
Pop Round Another Day
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Dr. Oh Go On Then.
Dr. Oh Go On Then.
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Trifall
Trifall
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Dr. Oh Go On Then.
Dr. Oh Go On Then.
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Best Regards From Russia
Best Regards From Russia
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Brassfinger
Brassfinger
December 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Dr. Oh Go On Then.
Dr. Oh Go On Then.
Later today, I shall have all five of my beautiful Feral Loin Fruit™️ here with me as my Baby Boy™️ and his gorgeous partner are coming to stay. I shall be informing both them and First Born™️ who is already here that they are never leaving.
December 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Later today, I shall have all five of my beautiful Feral Loin Fruit™️ here with me as my Baby Boy™️ and his gorgeous partner are coming to stay. I shall be informing both them and First Born™️ who is already here that they are never leaving.
Easter eggs appearing in shops on Boxing Day? Two days after eight reindeer have been flying around all night? WHAT IF EASTER EGGS ARE REINDEER POO?
December 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Easter eggs appearing in shops on Boxing Day? Two days after eight reindeer have been flying around all night? WHAT IF EASTER EGGS ARE REINDEER POO?
I’ve just worked out that I’ve had twenty six Christmases where I’ve been a relationship of some sort and twenty seven where I’ve been unattached. Greg Davies needs to step up next Christmas to even things out again.
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’ve just worked out that I’ve had twenty six Christmases where I’ve been a relationship of some sort and twenty seven where I’ve been unattached. Greg Davies needs to step up next Christmas to even things out again.
I am an utter disgrace. I have committed the most heinous crime anyone could commit on Christmas Day…
I FORGOT TO DO THE SPROUTS!
I FORGOT TO DO THE SPROUTS!
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I am an utter disgrace. I have committed the most heinous crime anyone could commit on Christmas Day…
I FORGOT TO DO THE SPROUTS!
I FORGOT TO DO THE SPROUTS!
May I be the first to wish everyone a very merry Christmas 2026.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
May I be the first to wish everyone a very merry Christmas 2026.
What I would do if someone turned up at my house unannounced with a CD player and cue cards upon which were written a heartfelt declaration of unconditional love.
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What I would do if someone turned up at my house unannounced with a CD player and cue cards upon which were written a heartfelt declaration of unconditional love.
The Feral Loin Fruit™️ including my beautiful First Born™️ who is here for Christmas are all locked out of the living room whilst I wrap their presents. Never let it be said that I’m disorganised or leave everything to the last minute.
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Feral Loin Fruit™️ including my beautiful First Born™️ who is here for Christmas are all locked out of the living room whilst I wrap their presents. Never let it be said that I’m disorganised or leave everything to the last minute.
I’ve just put #totp on. I’ve switched it straight off again because bloody ‘Lady In Red’ makes me want to put my hand up my arse until it comes out of my mouth, allowing me to reach around and pull both my ears off.
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’ve just put #totp on. I’ve switched it straight off again because bloody ‘Lady In Red’ makes me want to put my hand up my arse until it comes out of my mouth, allowing me to reach around and pull both my ears off.
The lovely gentleman who is between homes came into see me at today. I kitted him out with a coat, jumper, scarf, hat and trousers. I also gave him £20 (no, I don’t care if he spends it on booze, he’s homeless and it’s Christmas).
I’d better find Greg Davies under my tree as I’ve been very good.
I’d better find Greg Davies under my tree as I’ve been very good.
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The lovely gentleman who is between homes came into see me at today. I kitted him out with a coat, jumper, scarf, hat and trousers. I also gave him £20 (no, I don’t care if he spends it on booze, he’s homeless and it’s Christmas).
I’d better find Greg Davies under my tree as I’ve been very good.
I’d better find Greg Davies under my tree as I’ve been very good.
Product Design Meeting.
“…and you’re absolutely sure that’s where you want the tap to be placed?
“Absolutely”
“You don’t think it looks a little…penisy?”
“No”
“…and you’re absolutely sure that’s where you want the tap to be placed?
“Absolutely”
“You don’t think it looks a little…penisy?”
“No”
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Product Design Meeting.
“…and you’re absolutely sure that’s where you want the tap to be placed?
“Absolutely”
“You don’t think it looks a little…penisy?”
“No”
“…and you’re absolutely sure that’s where you want the tap to be placed?
“Absolutely”
“You don’t think it looks a little…penisy?”
“No”
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
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My crushes by decade.
70's: Stevie Niks
80's: Debbie Harry.
90's: Debbie Harry.
00's: Pink.
10's: Adele
20's: a Sainsburys parking space within walking distance of the alcohol aisle.
70's: Stevie Niks
80's: Debbie Harry.
90's: Debbie Harry.
00's: Pink.
10's: Adele
20's: a Sainsburys parking space within walking distance of the alcohol aisle.
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My crushes by decade.
70's: Stevie Niks
80's: Debbie Harry.
90's: Debbie Harry.
00's: Pink.
10's: Adele
20's: a Sainsburys parking space within walking distance of the alcohol aisle.
70's: Stevie Niks
80's: Debbie Harry.
90's: Debbie Harry.
00's: Pink.
10's: Adele
20's: a Sainsburys parking space within walking distance of the alcohol aisle.
A volunteer at work has autism and learning disabilities. She had a tough time with a previous manager so I’ve done everything I can to help build her confidence back up. Today, she gave me a handmade card and a gift then sent me this text. It has made all the hard days worth it.
Of course I cried.
Of course I cried.
December 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A volunteer at work has autism and learning disabilities. She had a tough time with a previous manager so I’ve done everything I can to help build her confidence back up. Today, she gave me a handmade card and a gift then sent me this text. It has made all the hard days worth it.
Of course I cried.
Of course I cried.
How do I feel about these? I’m still making my mind up.
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How do I feel about these? I’m still making my mind up.
I don’t think the football pitch on the back would pass health and safety checks.
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I don’t think the football pitch on the back would pass health and safety checks.