Jen Furby www.thexstitcher.co.uk
@thexstitcher.bsky.social
Jen Furby, mug maker extraordinaire. Stylist to the stars.
www.thexstitcher.co.uk to purchase
www.thexstitcher.co.uk to purchase
Any of you folks with your own business or a good one you work for fancy sponsoring a kids football team who will play in the Coventry and Warwickshire Youth League?
August 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Any of you folks with your own business or a good one you work for fancy sponsoring a kids football team who will play in the Coventry and Warwickshire Youth League?
5 years I have been printing. I have never ever accidentally printed upside down.
Until now.
Limited edition "Jen is a fucking idiot" navy handled mug, particularly suited to someone who works part time 2 days a week 🤣
Until now.
Limited edition "Jen is a fucking idiot" navy handled mug, particularly suited to someone who works part time 2 days a week 🤣
August 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
5 years I have been printing. I have never ever accidentally printed upside down.
Until now.
Limited edition "Jen is a fucking idiot" navy handled mug, particularly suited to someone who works part time 2 days a week 🤣
Until now.
Limited edition "Jen is a fucking idiot" navy handled mug, particularly suited to someone who works part time 2 days a week 🤣
There is insufficient chocolate in the universe for my needs today.
August 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There is insufficient chocolate in the universe for my needs today.
TJ just told me he'd seen a film called Vulva advertised.
I checked, he'd seena an advert for Volver🤣
I checked, he'd seena an advert for Volver🤣
July 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
TJ just told me he'd seen a film called Vulva advertised.
I checked, he'd seena an advert for Volver🤣
I checked, he'd seena an advert for Volver🤣
Folks if you've ever bought anything from me, can I please ask you to leave a review (honest preferably!) here:
uk.trustpilot.com/evaluate/thexs…
I've integrated trustpilot as that seems the best way to be seen.
Thank you thank you.
uk.trustpilot.com/evaluate/thexs…
I've integrated trustpilot as that seems the best way to be seen.
Thank you thank you.
https://uk.trustpilot.com/evaluate/thexs…
April 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Folks if you've ever bought anything from me, can I please ask you to leave a review (honest preferably!) here:
uk.trustpilot.com/evaluate/thexs…
I've integrated trustpilot as that seems the best way to be seen.
Thank you thank you.
uk.trustpilot.com/evaluate/thexs…
I've integrated trustpilot as that seems the best way to be seen.
Thank you thank you.
TJ: I don't like cheese sandwiches.
Also TJ: mummy dearest, please may I have some baked camembert, may I have some fresh bread to dip it in?
THAT IS A FUCKING DECONSTRUCTED CHEESE SANDWICH!!
Also TJ: mummy dearest, please may I have some baked camembert, may I have some fresh bread to dip it in?
THAT IS A FUCKING DECONSTRUCTED CHEESE SANDWICH!!
March 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
TJ: I don't like cheese sandwiches.
Also TJ: mummy dearest, please may I have some baked camembert, may I have some fresh bread to dip it in?
THAT IS A FUCKING DECONSTRUCTED CHEESE SANDWICH!!
Also TJ: mummy dearest, please may I have some baked camembert, may I have some fresh bread to dip it in?
THAT IS A FUCKING DECONSTRUCTED CHEESE SANDWICH!!
Folks, any #Villa fans out there desperate for 2 tickets to see Liverpool at Villa Park tomorrow? My friend was going with her son but he's had to have surgery and can't now go. Seats as per screenshot, one adult and one child ticket. Looking for face value.
February 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Folks, any #Villa fans out there desperate for 2 tickets to see Liverpool at Villa Park tomorrow? My friend was going with her son but he's had to have surgery and can't now go. Seats as per screenshot, one adult and one child ticket. Looking for face value.
Bought an item on Ebay advertised as 14-16 (spoiler alert, I'm not a 14-16, I wanted it to be loose fitting!), it arrived and is a size 8
Can't get it past my head. Asked to return it. Seller repeats the measurements and calls me heartless for suggesting she tried to con me and then blocks me!
Can't get it past my head. Asked to return it. Seller repeats the measurements and calls me heartless for suggesting she tried to con me and then blocks me!
a man in a cape says very reasonable in front of a laptop
ALT: a man in a cape says very reasonable in front of a laptop
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February 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Bought an item on Ebay advertised as 14-16 (spoiler alert, I'm not a 14-16, I wanted it to be loose fitting!), it arrived and is a size 8
Can't get it past my head. Asked to return it. Seller repeats the measurements and calls me heartless for suggesting she tried to con me and then blocks me!
Can't get it past my head. Asked to return it. Seller repeats the measurements and calls me heartless for suggesting she tried to con me and then blocks me!
Spent 3 hours clearing the boys' room of stuff they haven't played with in ages only for Hulk to rock up and declare that everything in the charity shop box is his favourite thing ever and I absolutely cannot ever get rid of any of it.
a woman is making a funny face with the word gah behind her
ALT: a woman is making a funny face with the word gah behind her
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February 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Spent 3 hours clearing the boys' room of stuff they haven't played with in ages only for Hulk to rock up and declare that everything in the charity shop box is his favourite thing ever and I absolutely cannot ever get rid of any of it.
Shall I tell you something I don't like? Restaurants that only offer a sample menu online.
Sorry but if I can't guarantee you'll have something I want to eat, I am not wasting my energy turning up to find a menu of things I can't or won't eat.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Sorry but if I can't guarantee you'll have something I want to eat, I am not wasting my energy turning up to find a menu of things I can't or won't eat.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Shall I tell you something I don't like? Restaurants that only offer a sample menu online.
Sorry but if I can't guarantee you'll have something I want to eat, I am not wasting my energy turning up to find a menu of things I can't or won't eat.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Sorry but if I can't guarantee you'll have something I want to eat, I am not wasting my energy turning up to find a menu of things I can't or won't eat.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Them: "Everyone thinks they've got adhd these days"
Me: Yeah I know but I've lost my glasses 3 times this week and I've only taken them off my head twice...so...
Me: Yeah I know but I've lost my glasses 3 times this week and I've only taken them off my head twice...so...
January 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Them: "Everyone thinks they've got adhd these days"
Me: Yeah I know but I've lost my glasses 3 times this week and I've only taken them off my head twice...so...
Me: Yeah I know but I've lost my glasses 3 times this week and I've only taken them off my head twice...so...
Going to bloot or whatever we call it every time a parent asks what day PE is on.
Three bloots for this week already if I'd done it from Monday.
Three bloots for this week already if I'd done it from Monday.
January 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Going to bloot or whatever we call it every time a parent asks what day PE is on.
Three bloots for this week already if I'd done it from Monday.
Three bloots for this week already if I'd done it from Monday.
Best insult I could think of.
January 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Best insult I could think of.
Some fucking genius at the highways agency decided not to grit the M6 southbound today.
January 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Some fucking genius at the highways agency decided not to grit the M6 southbound today.
If people over here like ##TheTraitors as much as they did over there, here's a little mug I made for you!
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January 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If people over here like ##TheTraitors as much as they did over there, here's a little mug I made for you!
www.thexstitcher.co.uk/product-page...
www.thexstitcher.co.uk/product-page...
Guess which twat thought she was working today, logged in at 8am only to find she had the day off 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
December 27, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Guess which twat thought she was working today, logged in at 8am only to find she had the day off 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Taint week, but the new year is upon us, so I'm wheeling out one of my favourite new year designs!
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New year new me-nu mug | The X Stitcher
Inspirational mug to get you through the new year.Printed on a white 11oz mug for your amusement.Dishwasher and microwave safe. Image can last upto 4000 washes.
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December 27, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Taint week, but the new year is upon us, so I'm wheeling out one of my favourite new year designs!
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Reposted by Jen Furby www.thexstitcher.co.uk
Saw this bag in a charity shop the other day. Obviously been donated because Papa’s got a brand new one.
December 26, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Saw this bag in a charity shop the other day. Obviously been donated because Papa’s got a brand new one.
As a gift to myself today I have completed my tax return. Living the dream!
December 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
As a gift to myself today I have completed my tax return. Living the dream!
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8/ Your generosity is truly magnificent. £7.5k and we've barely started. www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2024, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 14th year of this thing.
What is it?
Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2024
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
8/ Your generosity is truly magnificent. £7.5k and we've barely started. www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
Merry Christmas one and all.
Turned off all my alarms for Christmas.
5.59am "Merry Christmas mummy, Santa's been"
😭😭😭😭
Still, no better way than to be woken up by my excited babies on Christmas day!
Turned off all my alarms for Christmas.
5.59am "Merry Christmas mummy, Santa's been"
😭😭😭😭
Still, no better way than to be woken up by my excited babies on Christmas day!
December 25, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Merry Christmas one and all.
Turned off all my alarms for Christmas.
5.59am "Merry Christmas mummy, Santa's been"
😭😭😭😭
Still, no better way than to be woken up by my excited babies on Christmas day!
Turned off all my alarms for Christmas.
5.59am "Merry Christmas mummy, Santa's been"
😭😭😭😭
Still, no better way than to be woken up by my excited babies on Christmas day!
Reposted by Jen Furby www.thexstitcher.co.uk
Reposted by Jen Furby www.thexstitcher.co.uk
That ending gets me every time…
December 23, 2024 at 1:13 PM
That ending gets me every time…
I saw Wicked yesterday. No spoilers but OMG. It's soooo good. Cynthia is just spectacular and Ariana pleasantly surprised me!
December 23, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I saw Wicked yesterday. No spoilers but OMG. It's soooo good. Cynthia is just spectacular and Ariana pleasantly surprised me!
I dressed up today.
December 20, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I dressed up today.