Flups
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56% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.
BEElzebub.
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
BEElzebub.
WORD OF THE DAY.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
WORD OF THE DAY.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
I spoke to a beautiful lady yesterday who told me she had met a lovely younger man organically after ten years of dating apps. She’s 67, he’s 53 and he’s besotted with her. He takes her away, showers her with gifts and she’s very happy. It’s almost enough to give my jaded heart hope. Almost.
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I spoke to a beautiful lady yesterday who told me she had met a lovely younger man organically after ten years of dating apps. She’s 67, he’s 53 and he’s besotted with her. He takes her away, showers her with gifts and she’s very happy. It’s almost enough to give my jaded heart hope. Almost.
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It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
Today I managed to get my ample bosoms and flappy bingo wings into a size 12 dress. SIZE 12! Six months ago, a size 18 was too tight, as of this morning I’m almost five stone lighter. I’d do a victory dance if I wasn’t so old and knackered.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Today I managed to get my ample bosoms and flappy bingo wings into a size 12 dress. SIZE 12! Six months ago, a size 18 was too tight, as of this morning I’m almost five stone lighter. I’d do a victory dance if I wasn’t so old and knackered.
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Get a huge 15% discount off our books with the case-sensitive code 15WRITER till Friday November 7! You *must* sign in as a guest during checkout to activate this code and grab our trilogy of enormous tomes!
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November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Get a huge 15% discount off our books with the case-sensitive code 15WRITER till Friday November 7! You *must* sign in as a guest during checkout to activate this code and grab our trilogy of enormous tomes!
Store: linktr.ee/scarredforlife
Store: linktr.ee/scarredforlife
Th’ink: reality or just a pigment of the imagination?
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Th’ink: reality or just a pigment of the imagination?
The world is abhorrent
A raging bin fire
And so I’m campaigning
Trying to inspire
Us all to find joy
In the smallest of things
Like seeing a kitten
Or when a bird sings
Let’s all unite
To bring back the silly
Like laughing at farting
And shouting ‘big willy’
©️Flups
A raging bin fire
And so I’m campaigning
Trying to inspire
Us all to find joy
In the smallest of things
Like seeing a kitten
Or when a bird sings
Let’s all unite
To bring back the silly
Like laughing at farting
And shouting ‘big willy’
©️Flups
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The world is abhorrent
A raging bin fire
And so I’m campaigning
Trying to inspire
Us all to find joy
In the smallest of things
Like seeing a kitten
Or when a bird sings
Let’s all unite
To bring back the silly
Like laughing at farting
And shouting ‘big willy’
©️Flups
A raging bin fire
And so I’m campaigning
Trying to inspire
Us all to find joy
In the smallest of things
Like seeing a kitten
Or when a bird sings
Let’s all unite
To bring back the silly
Like laughing at farting
And shouting ‘big willy’
©️Flups
“Why don’t you pour us both a glass of wine whilst I go and slip on something more comfortable?”
*proceeds to fall over large fluffy cushion*
“Right…where’s that wine?”
*proceeds to fall over large fluffy cushion*
“Right…where’s that wine?”
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
“Why don’t you pour us both a glass of wine whilst I go and slip on something more comfortable?”
*proceeds to fall over large fluffy cushion*
“Right…where’s that wine?”
*proceeds to fall over large fluffy cushion*
“Right…where’s that wine?”
*mumbles something about ‘vibe coding’ being two words due to being a pedantic menopausal bint who has no idea what ‘vibe coding’ is*
'Vibe coding' named word of the year by Collins Dictionary
'Vibe coding' named word of the year by Collins Dictionary
The art of making an app by describing it to artificial intelligence (AI) tops 10 new terms on the shortlist.
www.bbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
*mumbles something about ‘vibe coding’ being two words due to being a pedantic menopausal bint who has no idea what ‘vibe coding’ is*
A book on how to say ‘horse museum’ in French if you’re from Birmingham.
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A book on how to say ‘horse museum’ in French if you’re from Birmingham.
“I dreamt last night that you were in a Queen tribute band with Ziggy Stardust and Henry Vlll’s second wife. Part way through one of their classics, you all began covering one of The Goodies in tissue paper”
“Bowie, me, Anne wraps Oddie?”
“No, I Want To Break Free”
“Bowie, me, Anne wraps Oddie?”
“No, I Want To Break Free”
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I dreamt last night that you were in a Queen tribute band with Ziggy Stardust and Henry Vlll’s second wife. Part way through one of their classics, you all began covering one of The Goodies in tissue paper”
“Bowie, me, Anne wraps Oddie?”
“No, I Want To Break Free”
“Bowie, me, Anne wraps Oddie?”
“No, I Want To Break Free”
Dental hygienists should be located in a shopping centre food caught.
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Dental hygienists should be located in a shopping centre food caught.
An ex has text me saying he misses me. He unexpectedly ended things three years ago after I spent the day driving him around villages along the Thames. I cried for the three days afterwards. He has absolutely no right to miss me and can go fuck himself whilst wearing an unsanded wooden strap on.
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
An ex has text me saying he misses me. He unexpectedly ended things three years ago after I spent the day driving him around villages along the Thames. I cried for the three days afterwards. He has absolutely no right to miss me and can go fuck himself whilst wearing an unsanded wooden strap on.
Middledaught has requested smashed avocado and chicken croissants for tea. What happened to dippy eggs and soldiers on a Sunday evening?
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Middledaught has requested smashed avocado and chicken croissants for tea. What happened to dippy eggs and soldiers on a Sunday evening?
Yungdaught is at a sleepover, Middledaught is out on the town and Eldestdaught is at her boyfriend’s. I am on the sofa eating leftover Halloween Maoams whilst watching The Monster Club. I think we all know which of us has won Saturday night.
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Yungdaught is at a sleepover, Middledaught is out on the town and Eldestdaught is at her boyfriend’s. I am on the sofa eating leftover Halloween Maoams whilst watching The Monster Club. I think we all know which of us has won Saturday night.
Coincidentally, Destructive Honey Fungus is my stripper name.
Hot summer and damp autumn cause UK boom in destructive honey fungus
Hot summer and damp autumn cause UK boom in destructive honey fungus
Huge increase in tree-killing disease is result of climate crisis, experts say
A golden mushroom that grows in clusters and can attack and kill trees has increased by 200% in the UK in a year because of the hot summer and damp autumn.
Recorded sightings of honey fungus are up by almost 200% compared with the same period last year, according to iNaturalist. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Coincidentally, Destructive Honey Fungus is my stripper name.
I used to work in a pharmacy and one day a regular customer asked me what my name. I said I was named after a Beatles song and his opening guess was “Sgt. Pepper?” #totp
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I used to work in a pharmacy and one day a regular customer asked me what my name. I said I was named after a Beatles song and his opening guess was “Sgt. Pepper?” #totp
I can’t remember what I was talking about mid sentence these days but I still know the dance routine to the chorus of ‘Everybody Get Up’ #totp
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I can’t remember what I was talking about mid sentence these days but I still know the dance routine to the chorus of ‘Everybody Get Up’ #totp
There have been a lot of gold outfits going on in this episode. Did someone’s nan have a lot of spare material after making some new living room curtains? #totp
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There have been a lot of gold outfits going on in this episode. Did someone’s nan have a lot of spare material after making some new living room curtains? #totp
Why did pop stars in the late nineties do that nose wrinkle thing whilst singing? They looked as if they’ve copped a whiff of a surreptitious eggy drifter mid performance #totp
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Why did pop stars in the late nineties do that nose wrinkle thing whilst singing? They looked as if they’ve copped a whiff of a surreptitious eggy drifter mid performance #totp
🎶…and whiskers on kittens…🎶
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🎶…and whiskers on kittens…🎶