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@mandulorian.bsky.social
mistakes were made and will be made again
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if you're going to spiral at least spiral gracefully like a sad ballerina off her anti-depressants
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I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
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if i get you that Hitachi magic wand for Valentine's Day will you shut up about how i never do anything romantic?
January 30, 2026 at 12:46 AM
if i get you that Hitachi magic wand for Valentine's Day will you shut up about how i never do anything romantic?
i know it's valentines day and all but i'm breaking up with you because i can't post a reply under your skeet
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i know it's valentines day and all but i'm breaking up with you because i can't post a reply under your skeet
a playlist of songs i posted last month - enjoy!
2026-01 - YouTube
https://bsky.app/profile/mandulorian.bsky.social
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February 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
a playlist of songs i posted last month - enjoy!
Crime 101 but it's just me stealing your cat video and turning it into a meme
February 14, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Crime 101 but it's just me stealing your cat video and turning it into a meme
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your sperm count is high if your girl has to chew
Violets are blue
Your sperm count is high if your girl has to chew
February 14, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your sperm count is high if your girl has to chew
Violets are blue
Your sperm count is high if your girl has to chew
this should be illegal
February 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
this should be illegal
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Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
YouTube video by BloodhoundGangVEVO
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February 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
this valentines day could've been an email
February 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
this valentines day could've been an email
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I’ve moved on to St Patrick’s Day. Stop with your dumb love
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I’ve moved on to St Patrick’s Day. Stop with your dumb love
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Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone.
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone.
what is a metaphor for social media
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
what is a metaphor for social media
happy V Day. your date is here.
February 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
happy V Day. your date is here.
NEWSFLASH: quad god caught riding a quad in the quad to be sent to quod
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
NEWSFLASH: quad god caught riding a quad in the quad to be sent to quod
the only girlfriend experience i want is when i ask you what you want for dinner and you say "you decide" and so i pick something and then you decline my choice and tell me what you actually want to eat
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
the only girlfriend experience i want is when i ask you what you want for dinner and you say "you decide" and so i pick something and then you decline my choice and tell me what you actually want to eat
February 14, 2026 at 3:46 AM
my drafts are open for sponsorship
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
my drafts are open for sponsorship
imagine if coconut shavings tasted like cilantro
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
imagine if coconut shavings tasted like cilantro
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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It's a Bird eat bird world
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
It's a Bird eat bird world
got some dog wine and some GS cookies.
idk about you all but my V-day is gonna be lit.
idk about you all but my V-day is gonna be lit.
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
got some dog wine and some GS cookies.
idk about you all but my V-day is gonna be lit.
idk about you all but my V-day is gonna be lit.
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michelen star restaurant: that'll be $175 please
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
michelen star restaurant: that'll be $175 please
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I always tell women to get in the kitchen but only because I wanna wow them with my cooking and cleaning skills as well as my overall positive attitude.
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I always tell women to get in the kitchen but only because I wanna wow them with my cooking and cleaning skills as well as my overall positive attitude.
cleaned up for easier reading because it's too funny 🤣
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
cleaned up for easier reading because it's too funny 🤣