cheez plz
@mandulorian.bsky.social
on hiatus until america unfvcks itself
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Last Christmas
I gave you my cat
And the very next day
your pillow had a gift
I gave you my cat
And the very next day
your pillow had a gift
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Last Christmas
I gave you my cat
And the very next day
your pillow had a gift
I gave you my cat
And the very next day
your pillow had a gift
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i don't like that santa comes down the chimney that is the behavior of an apex predator
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
i don't like that santa comes down the chimney that is the behavior of an apex predator
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This sink goblin.
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This sink goblin.
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Merry Christmas and a special shout-out to those of us whose naughty lists didn’t have to be redacted.
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Merry Christmas and a special shout-out to those of us whose naughty lists didn’t have to be redacted.
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gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
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That’s now 46 consecutive Christmas mornings without the Millennium Falcon I asked for when I was 5.
Thanks, Santa.
Thanks, Santa.
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
That’s now 46 consecutive Christmas mornings without the Millennium Falcon I asked for when I was 5.
Thanks, Santa.
Thanks, Santa.
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I'll be the tree and you can lay under me
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'll be the tree and you can lay under me
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*french braiding mistletoe into my
bush to make a festive holiday wreath to hang over my pussy door*
bush to make a festive holiday wreath to hang over my pussy door*
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
*french braiding mistletoe into my
bush to make a festive holiday wreath to hang over my pussy door*
bush to make a festive holiday wreath to hang over my pussy door*
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Love Akshually
R 2025 • Bluesky Comedy/Romance
R 2025 • Bluesky Comedy/Romance
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Love Akshually
R 2025 • Bluesky Comedy/Romance
R 2025 • Bluesky Comedy/Romance
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that look when none of the gifts have your name on them
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
that look when none of the gifts have your name on them
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You don’t have to buy gifts for anyone when you believe in Santa.
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You don’t have to buy gifts for anyone when you believe in Santa.
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I’ve got a candy cane in my pocket and I’m not afraid to use it
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’ve got a candy cane in my pocket and I’m not afraid to use it
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Probably feels so good to be swallowed whole by shai-hulud
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Probably feels so good to be swallowed whole by shai-hulud
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Butthole. It's not just for Christmas anymore.
December 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Butthole. It's not just for Christmas anymore.
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sure, you want "santa" going up and down your chimney 😏
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
sure, you want "santa" going up and down your chimney 😏
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Merry Christmas everyone. I’m wearing red pants today, so everyone knows I’m on board.
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Merry Christmas everyone. I’m wearing red pants today, so everyone knows I’m on board.
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It’s full Clark W Griswold up in this house today
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s full Clark W Griswold up in this house today
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Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
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sitting on my patio in a terry cloth robe like some little lebowski
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
sitting on my patio in a terry cloth robe like some little lebowski
Ho-Ho-Hoth... Happy Xmas!
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ho-Ho-Hoth... Happy Xmas!
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
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I was visited by three spirits last night
they ate all my food, drank all my wine and smoked all my weed and now I can’t get them to leave
they ate all my food, drank all my wine and smoked all my weed and now I can’t get them to leave
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I was visited by three spirits last night
they ate all my food, drank all my wine and smoked all my weed and now I can’t get them to leave
they ate all my food, drank all my wine and smoked all my weed and now I can’t get them to leave
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die hard is NOT a christmas movie...
die hard is a black friday movie...
die hard is a thanksgiving movie...
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
die hard is NOT a christmas movie...
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I don’t mean to be materialistic y’all, but OMG I LOVE MATERIALS
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I don’t mean to be materialistic y’all, but OMG I LOVE MATERIALS
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he knows if you are sleeping
he knows if you’re awake
he knows if you have me muted on bluesky so eat my ass for goodness sake
he knows if you’re awake
he knows if you have me muted on bluesky so eat my ass for goodness sake
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
he knows if you are sleeping
he knows if you’re awake
he knows if you have me muted on bluesky so eat my ass for goodness sake
he knows if you’re awake
he knows if you have me muted on bluesky so eat my ass for goodness sake
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Have a Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Have a Christmas