Queen Mother
@weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
Getting lost in the sauce since 19something something
What I’m wearing to the BS VD ball…
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
What I’m wearing to the BS VD ball…
Let's walk barefoot through mud together 🩷
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Let's walk barefoot through mud together 🩷
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The rhythm was going to get me. Until I put a restraining order on that mf.
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The rhythm was going to get me. Until I put a restraining order on that mf.
I've got a secret. (It's a cannon)
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I've got a secret. (It's a cannon)
Hi. It's me. Your migraine. You weren't using this brain, so scootch over. It's mine now.
a close up of a person 's eye with a reflection of the sun in it as blackness fills it
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February 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Hi. It's me. Your migraine. You weren't using this brain, so scootch over. It's mine now.
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[Finding an old stash of drugs] = YAY
[Finding an old stash of cheese] = Ooooh........ oh no... oh bb I'm so sorry...
[Finding an old stash of cheese] = Ooooh........ oh no... oh bb I'm so sorry...
February 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
[Finding an old stash of drugs] = YAY
[Finding an old stash of cheese] = Ooooh........ oh no... oh bb I'm so sorry...
[Finding an old stash of cheese] = Ooooh........ oh no... oh bb I'm so sorry...
This is why it's okay to eat 2 boxes. Same logic works for things like pizzas.
Shrinkflation hits hard on Girl Scout Cookies.
Fucking things are tiny. I only get two cookies a season.
Fucking things are tiny. I only get two cookies a season.
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February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This is why it's okay to eat 2 boxes. Same logic works for things like pizzas.
My migraine's back and I'm gonna be in trouble
Hey-la my migraine's back
Feel it comin' take a Tylenol no double
Hey-la my migraine's back
Hey-la my migraine's back
Feel it comin' take a Tylenol no double
Hey-la my migraine's back
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
My migraine's back and I'm gonna be in trouble
Hey-la my migraine's back
Feel it comin' take a Tylenol no double
Hey-la my migraine's back
Hey-la my migraine's back
Feel it comin' take a Tylenol no double
Hey-la my migraine's back
Twenty-three skidoo
I'm putting a cock-a-roach in you
I'm putting a cock-a-roach in you
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Twenty-three skidoo
I'm putting a cock-a-roach in you
I'm putting a cock-a-roach in you
Me, scanning the crowd, searching for a potential Valentine's date
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February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Me, scanning the crowd, searching for a potential Valentine's date
We still on for Valentine's Day?
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February 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
We still on for Valentine's Day?
Dogs talk about you behind your back
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Dogs talk about you behind your back
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The way to a man's heart is to chew right through the ribcage
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The way to a man's heart is to chew right through the ribcage
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Instead of mushrooms, I wanted some firmrooms
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Instead of mushrooms, I wanted some firmrooms
Instead of a beer fridge, I have a cheese fridge
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Instead of a beer fridge, I have a cheese fridge
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sometimes you just need to rest your head in someone’s lap
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
sometimes you just need to rest your head in someone’s lap
Age verification?
My first internet provider was Prodigy.
My first internet provider was Prodigy.
Age verification?
When I got my first pizza place check at 16, I took my family out to see Godzilla 98'... and eat pizza.
When I got my first pizza place check at 16, I took my family out to see Godzilla 98'... and eat pizza.
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Age verification?
My first internet provider was Prodigy.
My first internet provider was Prodigy.
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I’m rotting my brain.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I’m rotting my brain.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Souls are are great diet food. Zero calorie option. Go for it!
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Souls are are great diet food. Zero calorie option. Go for it!
As part of the new world order, everyone is to be assigned a goat of their chosing. (the goat's chosing, to be clear)
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
As part of the new world order, everyone is to be assigned a goat of their chosing. (the goat's chosing, to be clear)
I bit Batman's nipples off in the mid 90s. That was my bad.
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I bit Batman's nipples off in the mid 90s. That was my bad.
I'm a gonna drill a hole in my ear to let the bubbles out.
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm a gonna drill a hole in my ear to let the bubbles out.