Queen Mother
@weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
Getting lost in the sauce since 19something something
Sang the veggietales classic where the hell is my hairbrush
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Sang the veggietales classic where the hell is my hairbrush
My sleep paralysis demon threatening me with a good time
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
My sleep paralysis demon threatening me with a good time
I was supposed to grow up to be a ninja turtle
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I was supposed to grow up to be a ninja turtle
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Me in Heaven: Why are my wings so little though?
God: Cuz you barely made it.
God: Cuz you barely made it.
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Me in Heaven: Why are my wings so little though?
God: Cuz you barely made it.
God: Cuz you barely made it.
Forrest Gump is the next James Bond
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Forrest Gump is the next James Bond
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Kill them with kindness.
Or knives. Your choice.
Or knives. Your choice.
February 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Kill them with kindness.
Or knives. Your choice.
Or knives. Your choice.
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nobody counts sheep
anymore. which makes
them very easy to steal
anymore. which makes
them very easy to steal
February 6, 2026 at 8:49 AM
nobody counts sheep
anymore. which makes
them very easy to steal
anymore. which makes
them very easy to steal
Kevin says goodnight
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Kevin says goodnight
When you’re an adult, you can eat an entire bag of chocolate chip cookies and no one can stop you. That's kinda a problem sometimes.
When you’re an adult, you can eat chocolate chips straight from the bag and no one can stop you.
February 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
When you’re an adult, you can eat an entire bag of chocolate chip cookies and no one can stop you. That's kinda a problem sometimes.
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yes yes truck nuts of course but where pray tell is the truck penis
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
yes yes truck nuts of course but where pray tell is the truck penis
Opossums are high quality rats.
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Opossums are high quality rats.
Ignore the green beans peeking out my cleavage. They're shy.
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Ignore the green beans peeking out my cleavage. They're shy.
I am evolving 🙏
February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I am evolving 🙏
No promises my skeets will remain ad-free. I think my followers would appreciate a nice mid-skeet ad break for a reminder that they are hungry hungry for the crisp quality taste that chips ahoy provides. And don't we all need our thirst quenched by the rich satisfying taste of a rich mountain dew?
My skeets are, and always will be, ad free
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
No promises my skeets will remain ad-free. I think my followers would appreciate a nice mid-skeet ad break for a reminder that they are hungry hungry for the crisp quality taste that chips ahoy provides. And don't we all need our thirst quenched by the rich satisfying taste of a rich mountain dew?
I like to store things in my lungs like a little secret pocket
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I like to store things in my lungs like a little secret pocket
Corey got scared and ran out the door when @rebarmcentire.bsky.social tried to eat them. Don't know how they scampered up there. But Corey's on the roof now eating a squirrel. Aww...baby's first meal 🩷
(It's okay...I'm gonna blast my baby with the hose to knock them down & bring them inside)
(It's okay...I'm gonna blast my baby with the hose to knock them down & bring them inside)
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Corey got scared and ran out the door when @rebarmcentire.bsky.social tried to eat them. Don't know how they scampered up there. But Corey's on the roof now eating a squirrel. Aww...baby's first meal 🩷
(It's okay...I'm gonna blast my baby with the hose to knock them down & bring them inside)
(It's okay...I'm gonna blast my baby with the hose to knock them down & bring them inside)
🎉🎉 Finally!! Here's my baby! Lil Cordelia Corrosion MC McHammerface!! 😊🍼👶🎉🎉
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
🎉🎉 Finally!! Here's my baby! Lil Cordelia Corrosion MC McHammerface!! 😊🍼👶🎉🎉
Holy shit! The little fucker bit me. That's it. I'm done waiting. I'm reaching in there & dragging Corey's lazy ass out.
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Holy shit! The little fucker bit me. That's it. I'm done waiting. I'm reaching in there & dragging Corey's lazy ass out.
It's all good. 👍 I'm leaving a trail of wet cat food so Corey will come out. I know Corey's interested because the growls are getting louder.
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It's all good. 👍 I'm leaving a trail of wet cat food so Corey will come out. I know Corey's interested because the growls are getting louder.
I think I'm dilated enough. But I don't see a head yet. (Should there be echoes?)
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I think I'm dilated enough. But I don't see a head yet. (Should there be echoes?)
Good news! 😊😊😊 I am currently in labor with my precious planned angel baby Cordelia Corrosion MC McHammerface. I am gonna shoot this baby from my cooter ASAP. Hope ur as excited as me!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Good news! 😊😊😊 I am currently in labor with my precious planned angel baby Cordelia Corrosion MC McHammerface. I am gonna shoot this baby from my cooter ASAP. Hope ur as excited as me!!
I think we need a different drink.
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I think we need a different drink.
What goes on your bsky altar?
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🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
What goes on your bsky altar?
🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
🔪
🩸🩸
🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
🔪
🩸🩸
🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
If I have fleas, it's because of you.
February 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
If I have fleas, it's because of you.