Weird Middle Child
@weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
"I'm beginning to think I'm kinda messed up, yo.."
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brain empty of words today
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
brain empty of words today
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An accurate account.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
An accurate account.
Okay, my lovelies..
I'm in the kitchen. Barefoot. Pantsless. Frying up spam into golden thin crispy slices of perfection like a domestic goddess.
I can serve it into bowls, a trough, or straight onto the floor (hasn't been vacuumed in weeks and the cat's down there too). Who's eatin'?
I'm in the kitchen. Barefoot. Pantsless. Frying up spam into golden thin crispy slices of perfection like a domestic goddess.
I can serve it into bowls, a trough, or straight onto the floor (hasn't been vacuumed in weeks and the cat's down there too). Who's eatin'?
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Okay, my lovelies..
I'm in the kitchen. Barefoot. Pantsless. Frying up spam into golden thin crispy slices of perfection like a domestic goddess.
I can serve it into bowls, a trough, or straight onto the floor (hasn't been vacuumed in weeks and the cat's down there too). Who's eatin'?
I'm in the kitchen. Barefoot. Pantsless. Frying up spam into golden thin crispy slices of perfection like a domestic goddess.
I can serve it into bowls, a trough, or straight onto the floor (hasn't been vacuumed in weeks and the cat's down there too). Who's eatin'?
Perhaps I want to be kept in a terrarium?
- I require minimal interaction
- my needs: much heat, please, and dry (the stability of terrarium = pleasing)
- I require minimal interaction
- my needs: much heat, please, and dry (the stability of terrarium = pleasing)
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Perhaps I want to be kept in a terrarium?
- I require minimal interaction
- my needs: much heat, please, and dry (the stability of terrarium = pleasing)
- I require minimal interaction
- my needs: much heat, please, and dry (the stability of terrarium = pleasing)
[Serious meeting with myself]
So..uh. There's some very important topics we need to discuss.
(nods imaginary second head) Yes, go on
Um..well, see you just aren't doing well at all. Mentally. I think this calls for intervention. With (whispers) outside help.
(horrified look crosses my own face)
So..uh. There's some very important topics we need to discuss.
(nods imaginary second head) Yes, go on
Um..well, see you just aren't doing well at all. Mentally. I think this calls for intervention. With (whispers) outside help.
(horrified look crosses my own face)
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
[Serious meeting with myself]
So..uh. There's some very important topics we need to discuss.
(nods imaginary second head) Yes, go on
Um..well, see you just aren't doing well at all. Mentally. I think this calls for intervention. With (whispers) outside help.
(horrified look crosses my own face)
So..uh. There's some very important topics we need to discuss.
(nods imaginary second head) Yes, go on
Um..well, see you just aren't doing well at all. Mentally. I think this calls for intervention. With (whispers) outside help.
(horrified look crosses my own face)
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Do you losers even love me anymore
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Do you losers even love me anymore
I own 9 pairs of boots because bytches love boots.
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I own 9 pairs of boots because bytches love boots.
In the 90's, M&M discontinued production of their tan m&ms and held a contest to choose the new replacement color. People could vote for: blue, pink, or purple.
I wanted purple to win (but it was blue, obviously).
I wanted purple to win (but it was blue, obviously).
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
In the 90's, M&M discontinued production of their tan m&ms and held a contest to choose the new replacement color. People could vote for: blue, pink, or purple.
I wanted purple to win (but it was blue, obviously).
I wanted purple to win (but it was blue, obviously).
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Why u run away? U knew what I is when I met u? [screeches and puffs self up to make bigger]
Everybody thinks they want a weird girl until she starts doing weird girl shit
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Why u run away? U knew what I is when I met u? [screeches and puffs self up to make bigger]
Oooo...look it's me! Watching ur house from my place among the bushes.
I love ur furniture & decorations btw
I love ur furniture & decorations btw
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oooo...look it's me! Watching ur house from my place among the bushes.
I love ur furniture & decorations btw
I love ur furniture & decorations btw
I've found a new god to worship
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I've found a new god to worship
[Me]
[I'm gonna just watch u silently and breathe for a while]
[hides among trees a bit]
[I'm gonna just watch u silently and breathe for a while]
[hides among trees a bit]
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
[Me]
[I'm gonna just watch u silently and breathe for a while]
[hides among trees a bit]
[I'm gonna just watch u silently and breathe for a while]
[hides among trees a bit]
My current relationship with mirrors comes in two flavors:
1. Oh my gawd, you look so pretty! (you do, don't you?)
2. Scared. There's a ghost somewhere... (it's probably gonna eat u)
1. Oh my gawd, you look so pretty! (you do, don't you?)
2. Scared. There's a ghost somewhere... (it's probably gonna eat u)
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My current relationship with mirrors comes in two flavors:
1. Oh my gawd, you look so pretty! (you do, don't you?)
2. Scared. There's a ghost somewhere... (it's probably gonna eat u)
1. Oh my gawd, you look so pretty! (you do, don't you?)
2. Scared. There's a ghost somewhere... (it's probably gonna eat u)
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You should be able to delete a text anytime before it’s read in case you start to feel weird about it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You should be able to delete a text anytime before it’s read in case you start to feel weird about it.
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My homemade sprite made a bunch of kids and dogs go blind
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My homemade sprite made a bunch of kids and dogs go blind
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Luring grown men into my van with my katana collection
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Luring grown men into my van with my katana collection
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one simple trick to curing your dopamine addiction: posting bad
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
one simple trick to curing your dopamine addiction: posting bad
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Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
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Apparently, "Simon said" isn't a good legal defense.
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Apparently, "Simon said" isn't a good legal defense.
[Me, batting eyelashes] You know how to seduce me?
[You, reaches for waist] Oh, yes.
[Me, stopping you with a gentle touch] No. Not like that.
[You, eyes alight. Sets down salt lick, then scurries away]
[You, reaches for waist] Oh, yes.
[Me, stopping you with a gentle touch] No. Not like that.
[You, eyes alight. Sets down salt lick, then scurries away]
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
[Me, batting eyelashes] You know how to seduce me?
[You, reaches for waist] Oh, yes.
[Me, stopping you with a gentle touch] No. Not like that.
[You, eyes alight. Sets down salt lick, then scurries away]
[You, reaches for waist] Oh, yes.
[Me, stopping you with a gentle touch] No. Not like that.
[You, eyes alight. Sets down salt lick, then scurries away]
What if we wuz camping. And we had chili wit beanz for dinner. And they didn't sit right in my stomach.
And then. I had to shit real bad, you see. I wuz real gassy. And the fartz made a very long and tremendous sound.
And then. I had to shit real bad, you see. I wuz real gassy. And the fartz made a very long and tremendous sound.
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What if we wuz camping. And we had chili wit beanz for dinner. And they didn't sit right in my stomach.
And then. I had to shit real bad, you see. I wuz real gassy. And the fartz made a very long and tremendous sound.
And then. I had to shit real bad, you see. I wuz real gassy. And the fartz made a very long and tremendous sound.
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Just stop listening to your brain.
You can do it.
You can do it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just stop listening to your brain.
You can do it.
You can do it.