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brenthor.bsky.social
Truckstop Vigilante
@brenthor.bsky.social
Please be normal to me

he/him
Deworming my uncle later. He's a kicker.
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Me and all the other swamp and bog-coded boys are all gonna get together down by the drains and build rat rods.
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Happy new year bozos love you
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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My new years resolution is to get further away from all the hyper masculine bullshit ive been masking behind my whole life and continue expressing myself in a way that makes me feel true and beautiful.
December 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ive been posting for 15 years and in all that time the maddest people ever got at me was this year on bluesky when blue resist libs got pants shittingly mad at my innocuous post calling leslie knope a neolib shill.
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The bastards are using my likeness to frighten crows.
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I died and went to purgatory, but they put me in the fast track line because I wasn't TOO sinful. they send you to a dmv style waiting room with big screens playing clips of every single instance of a white guy saying the word "wagyu." when the wagyu clips are done you are free to go to heaven
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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warhammer lore
if im not supposed to relate everything back to movies, then someone should invent a better artform.
December 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What do we as a group think of this? I fucked up the edgework a bit but its ok I'm still a sopping wet newborn at leathercraft
December 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If anyone needs me I'll be lurkin' around behind stuff
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ok i let One Battle After Another gestate for a few days after watching it and my final opinion is: It's good but too long. I think specifically it was a little scattered and I would have liked it more if it was around 2hr and they dropped some of the more meandering bits. My boy benicio killed it
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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children love winnie the pooh’s charming tale about a boy and his mentally ill animals
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My new years resolution is to get further away from all the hyper masculine bullshit ive been masking behind my whole life and continue expressing myself in a way that makes me feel true and beautiful.
December 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
MTG: *unfurling a set of leathery black wings and muttering Enochian in reverse*

NYT: Finally the saviour we need
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Answering the door nude and immediately barking 'Dont look at it!'
July 21, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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(seeing urinal neighbor’s uncut hog) WHOA FELLA SAVE SOME SKIN FOR THE REST OF US
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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They cut out the part of me that dreams. It was a little man. I was deaf to his screams and they took him away from me
July 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Word around town is santa claus got all crunched up in a thresher. Pulped him smooth, is what theyre saying.
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Ive been in my crafthole for a few days using this lip balm not realizing it has some red pigment lip shimmer stuff but my BIL came over to get his generator and he was treating me super weird then I noticed in the mirror that I had bright red shiny lips
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Took mushrooms last night and right as they were hitting my cat marmo went nuts in the kitchen and i came to find that a mouse got into my sisters shoe and GAVE BIRTH so i threw the mouse and all the babies in the compost bin and then felt horrible and cried about it for 90 minutes.
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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“You’re condescending” That’s your stupid little opinion
December 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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it's crazy what a difference there is between someone who doesn't have kids and someone who is "childfree"
December 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Adding a smidge of my cats deworming medicine to my coffee. Couldnt hurt.
December 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Im getting better. Stitching still a bit wonky but i'll take it
December 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM