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Truckstop Vigilante
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Please be normal to me

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I hear theyre coming out with a new axe. I thought they made all the kinds already but I guess they thought of a new one
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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little women (1868)
truth with out sorrow [tosses the ball to your toddler] is grace
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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The Gods Must Be Crazy but instead of a coke bottle its a silicone sex fist
March 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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This just in, the New Gods have failed us and the Old Gods are hungry. We'll have more on that later. But first, here's Tammy with the weather.
March 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
They made me a weapon that kill god but the morons also instilled me with the wisdom not to wield it. Got it hanging over the TV. Girls dont love it. Tbf it does look a little 'gas station knife'-ey.
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I got to crawl around under my neighbours house this morning. Pretty nice but under my house is way nicer.
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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*watching the 3 stooges*: these guys are fuckin dumb as dogshit. You get what you pay for I guess
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I wish i was immortal but not like 'wears a long coat and does karate' immortal. More like 3 Stooges immortal where i can take a chainsaw to head and and it comes away with all the teeth comically broken on the chain
June 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
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88% of Canadians want a wealth tax. Funny how that public concern never gets a response.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Deworming my uncle later. He's a kicker.
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Me and all the other swamp and bog-coded boys are all gonna get together down by the drains and build rat rods.
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Happy new year bozos love you
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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My new years resolution is to get further away from all the hyper masculine bullshit ive been masking behind my whole life and continue expressing myself in a way that makes me feel true and beautiful.
December 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ive been posting for 15 years and in all that time the maddest people ever got at me was this year on bluesky when blue resist libs got pants shittingly mad at my innocuous post calling leslie knope a neolib shill.
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The bastards are using my likeness to frighten crows.
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I died and went to purgatory, but they put me in the fast track line because I wasn't TOO sinful. they send you to a dmv style waiting room with big screens playing clips of every single instance of a white guy saying the word "wagyu." when the wagyu clips are done you are free to go to heaven
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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warhammer lore
if im not supposed to relate everything back to movies, then someone should invent a better artform.
December 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What do we as a group think of this? I fucked up the edgework a bit but its ok I'm still a sopping wet newborn at leathercraft
December 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If anyone needs me I'll be lurkin' around behind stuff
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ok i let One Battle After Another gestate for a few days after watching it and my final opinion is: It's good but too long. I think specifically it was a little scattered and I would have liked it more if it was around 2hr and they dropped some of the more meandering bits. My boy benicio killed it
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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children love winnie the pooh’s charming tale about a boy and his mentally ill animals
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My new years resolution is to get further away from all the hyper masculine bullshit ive been masking behind my whole life and continue expressing myself in a way that makes me feel true and beautiful.
December 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
MTG: *unfurling a set of leathery black wings and muttering Enochian in reverse*

NYT: Finally the saviour we need
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Answering the door nude and immediately barking 'Dont look at it!'
July 21, 2024 at 9:11 PM