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Please be normal to me
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You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair.
Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man
Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man
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Everybody on Sisyphus, what about Broyphus. This guy right here knows what I’m talkin bout
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Everybody on Sisyphus, what about Broyphus. This guy right here knows what I’m talkin bout
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Stepsisyphus! What are you doing heresyphus!
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Stepsisyphus! What are you doing heresyphus!
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my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
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I think its funny that elon musk is an truly average intelligence guy but his whole life he was told he was a genius. Peggy Hill'd himself. Hes on twitter butchering spanish every day
October 3, 2023 at 3:27 AM
I think its funny that elon musk is an truly average intelligence guy but his whole life he was told he was a genius. Peggy Hill'd himself. Hes on twitter butchering spanish every day
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If gen z thought i was cool i would end my life. I am 40 years old im not supposed to be cool. Ive moved on to other pursuits such as mental and physical exhaustion, and 18th century ship building
May 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If gen z thought i was cool i would end my life. I am 40 years old im not supposed to be cool. Ive moved on to other pursuits such as mental and physical exhaustion, and 18th century ship building
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new newsletter today about the shortsightedness of political films and how we interpret them featuring One Battle After Another, Parasite, Civil War, Eddington, and a Marxist-Maoist essay from Jean-Luc Godard
goodones.beehiiv.com/p/the-myopia...
goodones.beehiiv.com/p/the-myopia...
The Myopia of Political Films
Looking at the message of One Battle After Another by examining Parasite, Civil War, and Eddington through Jean-Luc Godard's political film theory
goodones.beehiiv.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
new newsletter today about the shortsightedness of political films and how we interpret them featuring One Battle After Another, Parasite, Civil War, Eddington, and a Marxist-Maoist essay from Jean-Luc Godard
goodones.beehiiv.com/p/the-myopia...
goodones.beehiiv.com/p/the-myopia...
I have had 1 day off in the past 23 days and its got me worn as smooth as a river stone, so supper tonight will be 7 beer
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I have had 1 day off in the past 23 days and its got me worn as smooth as a river stone, so supper tonight will be 7 beer
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stan rogers' shipwreck song was so inspiring it saved a man's life in an actual shipwreck, hard to beat that
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
stan rogers' shipwreck song was so inspiring it saved a man's life in an actual shipwreck, hard to beat that
Micro-jacking my yam through the day to minimize operational impact. Blasting a single uniform rope at precisely 10:30 PM. No muss no fuss
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Micro-jacking my yam through the day to minimize operational impact. Blasting a single uniform rope at precisely 10:30 PM. No muss no fuss
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I need more tattoos. Bad ones. That mean nothing. And are poorly done.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I need more tattoos. Bad ones. That mean nothing. And are poorly done.
Min maxing my work day by drinking 6 cups of coffee, no water no food
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Min maxing my work day by drinking 6 cups of coffee, no water no food
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The Aristocrats voice: The Democrats
August 3, 2024 at 12:07 AM
The Aristocrats voice: The Democrats
Working on some erotic literature but struggling with the prose. I've got 'whoa babe your pussy is slimey. Like its full of Gak' but I'm worried not enough people know what Gak is
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Working on some erotic literature but struggling with the prose. I've got 'whoa babe your pussy is slimey. Like its full of Gak' but I'm worried not enough people know what Gak is
Ive been mercifully offline for the past few days but I see joyce carol oates is back in the news so I was like 'what did that idiot say now' but then I looked and, look, you under no circumstances 'gotta hand it to joyce carol oates' BUT she certainly broken clocked that filthy boer's ass
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ive been mercifully offline for the past few days but I see joyce carol oates is back in the news so I was like 'what did that idiot say now' but then I looked and, look, you under no circumstances 'gotta hand it to joyce carol oates' BUT she certainly broken clocked that filthy boer's ass
Telling the politicians to cut me a switch so I can tan their friggin hides
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Telling the politicians to cut me a switch so I can tan their friggin hides
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My shit is fully tittilated bro
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My shit is fully tittilated bro
My shit is fully tittilated bro
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My shit is fully tittilated bro
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We got a new lakeman after Gary got killed by Hunters. Its name is Trevor. Maybe its just this new generation. No pride in their work. Idk, but hes all wrong. I mean ya he's wet but his skin isnt loose and slimey like my old Gary. When Gary was in the reeds i felt watched, sure, but i also felt SEEN
July 2, 2024 at 6:15 PM
We got a new lakeman after Gary got killed by Hunters. Its name is Trevor. Maybe its just this new generation. No pride in their work. Idk, but hes all wrong. I mean ya he's wet but his skin isnt loose and slimey like my old Gary. When Gary was in the reeds i felt watched, sure, but i also felt SEEN
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(listening to song) if I was bad company, you wouldn’t hear me bragging about it
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
(listening to song) if I was bad company, you wouldn’t hear me bragging about it
The Chittering Man is back lurking under my deck. I friggin can't with this guy. He DOES keep the raccoons away tho.
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Chittering Man is back lurking under my deck. I friggin can't with this guy. He DOES keep the raccoons away tho.
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I forgot my book when i was away so over the past 2wks I read a copy of The Vampire Lestat that i found at the airport. Havent read the vampire chronicles since I was a kid. I should maybe no have been allowed to read those actually at 13yo
Anyway its a crowning achievement in Horny Goth Literature
Anyway its a crowning achievement in Horny Goth Literature
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I forgot my book when i was away so over the past 2wks I read a copy of The Vampire Lestat that i found at the airport. Havent read the vampire chronicles since I was a kid. I should maybe no have been allowed to read those actually at 13yo
Anyway its a crowning achievement in Horny Goth Literature
Anyway its a crowning achievement in Horny Goth Literature
3hr flight gonna convince my seat maye goblins are real lets go
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
3hr flight gonna convince my seat maye goblins are real lets go