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@spindlypete.bsky.social
she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
honored east portlander 2025, oregon ranger 2025, oregon state extension service certified master food preserver and master composter
USDA zone 8b/9a
honored east portlander 2025, oregon ranger 2025, oregon state extension service certified master food preserver and master composter
USDA zone 8b/9a
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we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
just realized i don't remember how to do the macarena. i'm finally free
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
just realized i don't remember how to do the macarena. i'm finally free
wow these little boys like lemon bars A LOT my goodness
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
wow these little boys like lemon bars A LOT my goodness
how hard do you suppose it is to make pelmini in bulk with helpers. me and my cousin both love them but we're sick of paying out the nose for either imported ones (?!) or small-batch local artisanal ones which are very nice but we're poor and have a LOT of children to feed betwixt us
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
how hard do you suppose it is to make pelmini in bulk with helpers. me and my cousin both love them but we're sick of paying out the nose for either imported ones (?!) or small-batch local artisanal ones which are very nice but we're poor and have a LOT of children to feed betwixt us
i'll plough and sow and reap and mow and you shall sit and spin and say howdy-doo and howdy-doo and howdy-doo again
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i'll plough and sow and reap and mow and you shall sit and spin and say howdy-doo and howdy-doo and howdy-doo again
me and my small friends made butter!
January 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
me and my small friends made butter!
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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nothing is a distraction from anything, these guys are all dumber than dirt and out way over their skis
January 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
nothing is a distraction from anything, these guys are all dumber than dirt and out way over their skis
target's dollhouses and dollhouse stuff are expensive and look shitty sorry
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
target's dollhouses and dollhouse stuff are expensive and look shitty sorry
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
i don't know what my sons will be when they grow up but i know what they won't be and that's in the fucking military
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
i don't know what my sons will be when they grow up but i know what they won't be and that's in the fucking military
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military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
SHOULD I MAKE LEMON BARS BUT WITH HALF YUZU
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
SHOULD I MAKE LEMON BARS BUT WITH HALF YUZU
sent brian to the russian market for pelminis for dinner and he came back with them but also tvorog cheese for blintzes, that chechili brined string cheese i like, a smoked pork butt, kvass, tarragon soda, and hot bar pirozhkis
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
sent brian to the russian market for pelminis for dinner and he came back with them but also tvorog cheese for blintzes, that chechili brined string cheese i like, a smoked pork butt, kvass, tarragon soda, and hot bar pirozhkis
gonna measure sometime how much time elapses between the very first note of the first track of the disney robin hood soundtrack and my larger son delightedly screeching RODDINHUD!!!!!!!!!!! it would wake him from a dead sleep. he could hear it across town. he may exclaim before it actually begins
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
gonna measure sometime how much time elapses between the very first note of the first track of the disney robin hood soundtrack and my larger son delightedly screeching RODDINHUD!!!!!!!!!!! it would wake him from a dead sleep. he could hear it across town. he may exclaim before it actually begins
rare actual literal gasp and LOL from the spindlypete household. jesus christ
Trump posts footage of the Maduro raid set to "Fortunate Son" -- a protest song about the Vietnam War draft
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
rare actual literal gasp and LOL from the spindlypete household. jesus christ
a novel solution to an age-old problem
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
a novel solution to an age-old problem
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this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning
i've been having this problem since becoming a parent where my mind can't let go of vigilance even when i'm off duty and i wake up every morning at 3 and 4 and 5 frantically thinking "what's wrong?! what happened?!" feeling like i've missed a disaster i was responsible for preventing and
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
i've been having this problem since becoming a parent where my mind can't let go of vigilance even when i'm off duty and i wake up every morning at 3 and 4 and 5 frantically thinking "what's wrong?! what happened?!" feeling like i've missed a disaster i was responsible for preventing and
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Big congrats to the Nobel Committee for awarding the prize "for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy" just so she could immediately conspire with a foreign government to murder civilians on the high seas then invade and stage a coup.
I feel like the history of western imperialism is often like this, where there's an almost-plausible case for resource-grabbing, an almost plausible geopolitical explanation (first Caracas, then Havana), and a sort of liberal imperialist fig leaf to keep democrats from being too mad (the Nobel shit)
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Big congrats to the Nobel Committee for awarding the prize "for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy" just so she could immediately conspire with a foreign government to murder civilians on the high seas then invade and stage a coup.
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Absolutely fucking not
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Absolutely fucking not
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it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states
leaving aside the flavors and textures of our food and leaving aside even the medicine and hygiene and privacy and travel and democracy and everything else, a medieval peasant would have fallen to his knees and praised god for the cotton-poly blends and microfibers we are capable of alone
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 AM
leaving aside the flavors and textures of our food and leaving aside even the medicine and hygiene and privacy and travel and democracy and everything else, a medieval peasant would have fallen to his knees and praised god for the cotton-poly blends and microfibers we are capable of alone
ronald hutton-soo
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
ronald hutton-soo