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HELL WIZARD
@pyramidmaster.bsky.social
psychedelic death dream
Writer: Criticism - Consequence of Sound, Invisible Oranges, Treble, Lighthouse Media // Fiction - Lammergeier, 365tomorrows, Imperial Youth Review // Essays - Buttondown // Host: DEATH//SENTENCE

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Pinned
—“Define yourself in one word.”
—“No.”
one girl a year, every year
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
damn he’s gonna be cursed
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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striking my foe with a jade sword
February 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I never draft shit. I post raw
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
when you get rid of gender and master wisdom and all magic, you too can make a big sponge for your meat. all meat, actually
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I’ve poisoned my bed. it’s a poison bed now
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
there should be LeBron “action.” he doesn’t need to get out
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
call my pussy “the government” the way you hate it
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
mine are:

Alien Vs Predator
SWAT
Doom
RV
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
Garfield Gets Real
Scary Movie 6
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
steeples fingers
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
what a bitchmade ass sentence. he doesn’t even call them indigenous people! dog shit brain
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Things you do when you are EXTREMELY not guilty
CNN confirms what MSNBC reported live a few hours ago: DOJ is surveilling Dem lawmakers when they go to the DOJ to search unredacted Epstein files.
CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
those are all of them that think this way. very thorough poll, only three
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
pizza is a kind of sponge that absorbs spare meat
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Today, we are all birthday
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
okay phrased the way I see the vision. my apologies my dear friend
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
why would someone you are attracted to judge you for wanting to see the Rachel weisz finger blast scenario. seems fake
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
ah! but remember, that is bad for some reason. you forgot!
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Do you think maybe it’s more the lifestyle and social conditions than the electric lights. no question mark because it is
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
This feels like a hybrid of that record and Be the Cowboy. brilliant lyrical writing too
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I have a promo; it’s fucking EXCELLENT, her best imo
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
you are absurdly beautiful Jesus christ
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I’m going to have to move into your house like a weird dog
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I keep finding new heights to how hot you are. this is fucked up
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM