HELL WIZARD
@pyramidmaster.bsky.social
psychedelic death dream
Writer: Criticism - Consequence of Sound, Invisible Oranges, Treble, Lighthouse Media // Fiction - Lammergeier, 365tomorrows, Imperial Youth Review // Essays - Buttondown // Host: DEATH//SENTENCE
https://buttondown.com/theadversary
Writer: Criticism - Consequence of Sound, Invisible Oranges, Treble, Lighthouse Media // Fiction - Lammergeier, 365tomorrows, Imperial Youth Review // Essays - Buttondown // Host: DEATH//SENTENCE
https://buttondown.com/theadversary
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HELL WIZARD
@pyramidmaster.bsky.social
· Nov 15
—“Define yourself in one word.”
—“No.”
—“No.”
one girl a year, every year
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
one girl a year, every year
damn he’s gonna be cursed
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
damn he’s gonna be cursed
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striking my foe with a jade sword
February 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
striking my foe with a jade sword
I never draft shit. I post raw
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I never draft shit. I post raw
when you get rid of gender and master wisdom and all magic, you too can make a big sponge for your meat. all meat, actually
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
when you get rid of gender and master wisdom and all magic, you too can make a big sponge for your meat. all meat, actually
I’ve poisoned my bed. it’s a poison bed now
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I’ve poisoned my bed. it’s a poison bed now
there should be LeBron “action.” he doesn’t need to get out
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
there should be LeBron “action.” he doesn’t need to get out
call my pussy “the government” the way you hate it
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
call my pussy “the government” the way you hate it
mine are:
Alien Vs Predator
SWAT
Doom
RV
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
Garfield Gets Real
Scary Movie 6
Alien Vs Predator
SWAT
Doom
RV
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
Garfield Gets Real
Scary Movie 6
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
mine are:
Alien Vs Predator
SWAT
Doom
RV
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
Garfield Gets Real
Scary Movie 6
Alien Vs Predator
SWAT
Doom
RV
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
Garfield Gets Real
Scary Movie 6
steeples fingers
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
steeples fingers
what a bitchmade ass sentence. he doesn’t even call them indigenous people! dog shit brain
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
what a bitchmade ass sentence. he doesn’t even call them indigenous people! dog shit brain
Things you do when you are EXTREMELY not guilty
CNN confirms what MSNBC reported live a few hours ago: DOJ is surveilling Dem lawmakers when they go to the DOJ to search unredacted Epstein files.
CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Things you do when you are EXTREMELY not guilty
those are all of them that think this way. very thorough poll, only three
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
those are all of them that think this way. very thorough poll, only three
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
pizza is a kind of sponge that absorbs spare meat
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
pizza is a kind of sponge that absorbs spare meat
Today, we are all birthday
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Today, we are all birthday
okay phrased the way I see the vision. my apologies my dear friend
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
okay phrased the way I see the vision. my apologies my dear friend
why would someone you are attracted to judge you for wanting to see the Rachel weisz finger blast scenario. seems fake
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
why would someone you are attracted to judge you for wanting to see the Rachel weisz finger blast scenario. seems fake
ah! but remember, that is bad for some reason. you forgot!
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
ah! but remember, that is bad for some reason. you forgot!
Do you think maybe it’s more the lifestyle and social conditions than the electric lights. no question mark because it is
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Do you think maybe it’s more the lifestyle and social conditions than the electric lights. no question mark because it is
This feels like a hybrid of that record and Be the Cowboy. brilliant lyrical writing too
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This feels like a hybrid of that record and Be the Cowboy. brilliant lyrical writing too
I have a promo; it’s fucking EXCELLENT, her best imo
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I have a promo; it’s fucking EXCELLENT, her best imo
you are absurdly beautiful Jesus christ
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
you are absurdly beautiful Jesus christ
I’m going to have to move into your house like a weird dog
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I’m going to have to move into your house like a weird dog
I keep finding new heights to how hot you are. this is fucked up
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I keep finding new heights to how hot you are. this is fucked up