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I ran the Bad Bunny halftime show through an AI subtitle thing and it turns out he actually was saying “I hate America, I hate white people, and I especially hate Andy Khouri specifically.”
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The NYT with one of the most insane lies I’ve ever seen. Breathtaking bullshit. Incredible.
Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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A whole NY Times article about how "libertarians" were the ones doing all the warning from the very beginning and it's only the next to last paragraph that mentions a few names who are just barely, just now, starting to object. Where's the receipts? Oh, right, there are none. Burn this trash rag.
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Super Bowl halftime show: The future is happening and you don’t have to be afraid of it.

Super Bowl commercials: Don‘t worry, Baby Boomers, computers can now reverse aging and replace your crumbling memory, you don’t have to change, NOTHING has to change, EVER.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
If there was only SOME WAY to know what his words meant in English.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
DJ Khaled will live to regret filming an easily screen-shotted commercial where he stands completely alone gazing silently into an empty arena.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I like the Hans Zimmer BWAAAMS someone is playing in the stadium to help everyone relax.
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
That incomplete throw was such a bad move that even the commentary dude literally goes “uh I got nothing”
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
That Broderick AI ad was absurd. They might as well be selling magic beans.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Do you think they didn’t penalize that punch because they owe the audience some entertainment?
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I must admit I’m a little disappointed someone scored a touchdown. There was something perversely exhilarating about it not happening for a whole Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
tbh Boston fans wouldn’t be wrong to burn the city down for this.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I guess pikachu can go fuck himself
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I rarely watch football so maybe it’s normal standard but these NFL stats motion graphics are so overwrought and hilarious.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Get that bag, Enya.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I wasn’t watching earlier. Is the second half new-reader friendly?
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I didn’t understand a word of that but I also don’t feel like I missed any of the meaning. There have been more technically dazzling shows, more musical shows, but I don’t think there’s been a halftime show in recent memory that was more joyful and life affirming.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
This bad bunny thing could be the worst halftime show ever but it’ll still be one of the best because it pisses off the worst people in the world.
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Not sure that booze ad using “I will always love you” was very respectful of famous addict Whitney Houston…
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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“What about that 5yo US citizen?” They don’t care about the piece of paper you say makes their friend less of a person. They’ll be traumatized by the evil kidnapping of their classmate. They’ll be radicalized against you. They’ll read about this in high school the way we read about Nazi Germany 🖕
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I don’t follow sports and rarely watch the Super Bowl. But after learning that White House press secretary Karoline Leavit supports the Patriots, I’m not only rooting for the Seahawks, I hope the entire New England team falls into a pit like in Dark Knight Rises.
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
This article is the clearest and most specific explanation I’ve seen for how people actually make books with this tech. Setting aside all the other problems with using genAI in this way, it sounds so unenjoyable. Where’s the fun in this at all? There’s no eureka moment where you solve the problem.
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
This track is a banger. I like the 10” mix the most. Written by Pet Shop Boys. youtu.be/HILNgxoedys?...
February 8, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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State law enforcement. Not ICE. State law enforcement.
Minneapolis: A protester near the Whipple Federal building lies on the ground bleeding after being thrown to the ground by Minnesota State Patrol... more to come at VisuNews.Substack.com and Patreon.com/ZDRoberts
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM