skelly
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A collection of three IID random variables stacked on top of each other in a trench-coat
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and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you and your meddling polycule
January 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you and your meddling polycule
what exactly is the plan here. we're going to put Maduro on trial and then...what. hold a foreign head of state? indefinitely? kill him? what is the game plan.
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
what exactly is the plan here. we're going to put Maduro on trial and then...what. hold a foreign head of state? indefinitely? kill him? what is the game plan.
yep!
gender is why 'donald the dove' stuck
people didn't trust his female opponents with the military, so projected being the responsible choice back onto him
people didn't trust his female opponents with the military, so projected being the responsible choice back onto him
A lot of young men voted Trump because 'kamala will girlboss us into stupid wars'
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
yep!
please welcome back to the stage Green Day, America's only extant protest band
January 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
please welcome back to the stage Green Day, America's only extant protest band
twitch plays WW3
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
twitch plays WW3
manifesting that the 2020s is more like the 60s than it is the 1920s
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
manifesting that the 2020s is more like the 60s than it is the 1920s
oscar winning film 2042 will be a biopic of some poor pure hearted American zoomer pilot who knew bombing Venezuela was wrong but did it anyway, because it seemed based, and suffered terribly by enduring suburban malaise for the decades affter
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
oscar winning film 2042 will be a biopic of some poor pure hearted American zoomer pilot who knew bombing Venezuela was wrong but did it anyway, because it seemed based, and suffered terribly by enduring suburban malaise for the decades affter
Protestantism has a bad rap lately thanks to the American heretics but a crazy Catholic grandma dying really reminds you that there is nothing like sober, rationalist, cold, quasi-atheistic northern Protestantism. Stick your finger in a dike and never tell a lie and you will be entered into heaven
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Protestantism has a bad rap lately thanks to the American heretics but a crazy Catholic grandma dying really reminds you that there is nothing like sober, rationalist, cold, quasi-atheistic northern Protestantism. Stick your finger in a dike and never tell a lie and you will be entered into heaven
this is way more about Anduril than it is about oil
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
this is way more about Anduril than it is about oil
Cope on never before seen levels happening on this site
It’s important to note that if there is any increase in approval rating for Trump, it will likely be short lived.
Following Bin Laden’s death in May 2011, Obama got a 7% point boost.
And it lasted only 5 weeks.
news.gallup.com/poll/148046/...
Following Bin Laden’s death in May 2011, Obama got a 7% point boost.
And it lasted only 5 weeks.
news.gallup.com/poll/148046/...
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Cope on never before seen levels happening on this site
I know dooming is whatever but I genuinely don’t see how America comes back from any of this. Our constitution is dead letter and we have a god king and there is effectively no public resistance. People basically like him, he’s still floating around 40%. There’s no cultural backlash. There’s nothing
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I know dooming is whatever but I genuinely don’t see how America comes back from any of this. Our constitution is dead letter and we have a god king and there is effectively no public resistance. People basically like him, he’s still floating around 40%. There’s no cultural backlash. There’s nothing
There is no opposition party in the US. We’re essentially Russia now
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
There is no opposition party in the US. We’re essentially Russia now
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total and completely republican victory over the democratic party
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
total and completely republican victory over the democratic party
so cool that gen z voted for this shit, man, the draft is going to hurt
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
so cool that gen z voted for this shit, man, the draft is going to hurt
ok i'm logging off because if i don't i might have a panic attack. je vous aime, prenez soin de vous, et sortez
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
ok i'm logging off because if i don't i might have a panic attack. je vous aime, prenez soin de vous, et sortez
I have been studying for this exact moment. allez les habs et laissez moi
haha, non, non, en fait, je suis quebecoise ! jsais je sais mais c'est mieux oui? *spits*
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I have been studying for this exact moment. allez les habs et laissez moi
americans are an unforgiveably stupid people. we deserve whatever is visited on us
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
americans are an unforgiveably stupid people. we deserve whatever is visited on us
real forgive us our trespasses hours
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
real forgive us our trespasses hours
can a person die of heterosexuality poisoning
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
can a person die of heterosexuality poisoning
last christmas. declaring it
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
last christmas. declaring it
Does anyone else just like mostly hate party/social/board games? Like I truly think I just hate them
I don’t mind tabletop RPG stuff, though it’s definitely not my *thing*, and I can get into a cards against humanity round or whatever. But given the choice I would ALWAYS pick to just chat
I don’t mind tabletop RPG stuff, though it’s definitely not my *thing*, and I can get into a cards against humanity round or whatever. But given the choice I would ALWAYS pick to just chat
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Does anyone else just like mostly hate party/social/board games? Like I truly think I just hate them
I don’t mind tabletop RPG stuff, though it’s definitely not my *thing*, and I can get into a cards against humanity round or whatever. But given the choice I would ALWAYS pick to just chat
I don’t mind tabletop RPG stuff, though it’s definitely not my *thing*, and I can get into a cards against humanity round or whatever. But given the choice I would ALWAYS pick to just chat
sorry please call back later I'm listening to the good luck babe bridge on repeat 1 hour (looped)
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
sorry please call back later I'm listening to the good luck babe bridge on repeat 1 hour (looped)