SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
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Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
Tell your penis I said thanks
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Tell your penis I said thanks
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Who up asking themselves why
June 9, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Who up asking themselves why
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Looks like my resolution to stop being batshit crazy was a non-starter.
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Looks like my resolution to stop being batshit crazy was a non-starter.
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(slapping a hundred dollar bill on the bar) bring me your finest shitpost
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
(slapping a hundred dollar bill on the bar) bring me your finest shitpost
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I wonder how inbred I am. It wouldn't be much, but I'd be shocked if it was 0.
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I wonder how inbred I am. It wouldn't be much, but I'd be shocked if it was 0.
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Teach your child to swim, as someday they might be required to post through their tears.
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Teach your child to swim, as someday they might be required to post through their tears.
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I miss my summer penis
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I miss my summer penis
The quickest way to my heart tbh
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
The quickest way to my heart tbh
Mad as hell, hella mad even
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Mad as hell, hella mad even
Didn’t think I’d start the new year feeling like a raging horse boner but here we are
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Didn’t think I’d start the new year feeling like a raging horse boner but here we are
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Don’t be a shit ass
January 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Don’t be a shit ass
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it's the year of the honse
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
it's the year of the honse
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weeds are cool and all, but there should be other tumblethings
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
weeds are cool and all, but there should be other tumblethings
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I think a little poison will make me feel better.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I think a little poison will make me feel better.
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Few things are as embarrassing as having to sign my name with my finger
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Few things are as embarrassing as having to sign my name with my finger
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I will hunt down and kill the abomination that is the wild winged buffalo
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I will hunt down and kill the abomination that is the wild winged buffalo
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It’s your world, bro, we’re just dying in it
January 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
It’s your world, bro, we’re just dying in it
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Things could be worse [threatening]
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Things could be worse [threatening]
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they should put a warning label on water so people know it makes you piss
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
they should put a warning label on water so people know it makes you piss
Sometimes you just need to lose your shit
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Sometimes you just need to lose your shit
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Fortunately I've trained rigorously against the dangers of dramatic lighting.
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Fortunately I've trained rigorously against the dangers of dramatic lighting.
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I want to be muzzled at all times like Hannibal Lecter so people are too afraid to talk to me.
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I want to be muzzled at all times like Hannibal Lecter so people are too afraid to talk to me.
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how am I supposed to take a year seriously when it starts on a Thursday
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
how am I supposed to take a year seriously when it starts on a Thursday
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there should be a button on tv remotes that if enough people press it at the same time the person talking gets zapped
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
there should be a button on tv remotes that if enough people press it at the same time the person talking gets zapped