SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
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Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
Cats taught me to live 9 lives of crime
February 20, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Cats taught me to live 9 lives of crime
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i think cats understand crime
February 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
i think cats understand crime
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who just straight up drinks milk, you know that shit was squirted out of them wiggly plump fingery boys dangling off an animal with like 87 stomachs right?
February 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
who just straight up drinks milk, you know that shit was squirted out of them wiggly plump fingery boys dangling off an animal with like 87 stomachs right?
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An Epstein list AND an alien list in Q1 of 2026. What a time to be alive.
February 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
An Epstein list AND an alien list in Q1 of 2026. What a time to be alive.
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Life hack: instead of paying movers just give all your stuff away
February 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Life hack: instead of paying movers just give all your stuff away
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i order the batter-fried fish burrito every time because i am a creature of halibut
February 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
i order the batter-fried fish burrito every time because i am a creature of halibut
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I am no longer following any new men here because I’ve collected enough of them to wittily rewrite my posts, rendering me almost redundant.
February 17, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I am no longer following any new men here because I’ve collected enough of them to wittily rewrite my posts, rendering me almost redundant.
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*looking at the almost empty container* i am now more peanut butter filled pretzels than woman
February 19, 2026 at 4:55 PM
*looking at the almost empty container* i am now more peanut butter filled pretzels than woman
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Honestly, when I come back as a ghost I’m probably just gonna mess with your audio settings
February 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Honestly, when I come back as a ghost I’m probably just gonna mess with your audio settings
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i bet it feels so good for the bowling ball when you stick your fingers in it
February 19, 2026 at 11:32 PM
i bet it feels so good for the bowling ball when you stick your fingers in it
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And with his last breathe his last mite of strength he jorked his peanits for one … last … time …
February 20, 2026 at 1:33 AM
And with his last breathe his last mite of strength he jorked his peanits for one … last … time …
[writing a yelp review] I specifically asked for no tomatoes but they put tomatoes anyway so I accidentally ate a piece of tomato and I can’t stop fucking gagging and farting
February 20, 2026 at 1:33 AM
[writing a yelp review] I specifically asked for no tomatoes but they put tomatoes anyway so I accidentally ate a piece of tomato and I can’t stop fucking gagging and farting
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crabs probably think they’re walking forwards
February 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
crabs probably think they’re walking forwards
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that puckered up kissy face selfie isn’t going to get you out of this one
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 PM
that puckered up kissy face selfie isn’t going to get you out of this one
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This cat food says it's rich in turkey but I reckon it's just an exchange rate thing
February 19, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This cat food says it's rich in turkey but I reckon it's just an exchange rate thing
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Live a little. No, not like that.
February 19, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Live a little. No, not like that.
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can you imagine the first fucker to ever eat crackers and cheese
February 18, 2026 at 2:58 AM
can you imagine the first fucker to ever eat crackers and cheese
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if you live alone do you talk to yourself and how many different whimsical voices do you use
February 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
if you live alone do you talk to yourself and how many different whimsical voices do you use
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You post too much one day and then you just can’t stop, that’s how they get you
June 9, 2024 at 9:52 PM
You post too much one day and then you just can’t stop, that’s how they get you
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bringing home the gold in being weird and off-putting
February 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
bringing home the gold in being weird and off-putting
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shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)
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“Good to know.”
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
February 18, 2026 at 11:31 AM
“Good to know.”
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
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my daily affirmations are just screams
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
my daily affirmations are just screams
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February 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM