SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
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Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
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how am I supposed to take a year seriously when it starts on a Thursday
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
how am I supposed to take a year seriously when it starts on a Thursday
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there should be a button on tv remotes that if enough people press it at the same time the person talking gets zapped
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
there should be a button on tv remotes that if enough people press it at the same time the person talking gets zapped
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I am in no state to resolve anything. Someone should be resolving me.
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I am in no state to resolve anything. Someone should be resolving me.
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Sometimes I take my glasses off because life looks better that way.
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes I take my glasses off because life looks better that way.
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wanna feel old? wanna look old? wanna be treated like you're old? then getting old might just be for you.
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
wanna feel old? wanna look old? wanna be treated like you're old? then getting old might just be for you.
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My resolution to be the coziest person in every room is going very well
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
My resolution to be the coziest person in every room is going very well
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While Canada gave us rivals-to-lovers gay hockey romance and emotional healing, the U.S. chose enemies-to-war crimes instead.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
While Canada gave us rivals-to-lovers gay hockey romance and emotional healing, the U.S. chose enemies-to-war crimes instead.
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on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties
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Snails are nature’s chapsticks
December 5, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Snails are nature’s chapsticks
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I don't think I have time for the embittered anymore fall in love with life or get the hell outta my way jerkass
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I don't think I have time for the embittered anymore fall in love with life or get the hell outta my way jerkass
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Putting a positive spin on being held for ransom by feeling valuable
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Putting a positive spin on being held for ransom by feeling valuable
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everything is terrible so tonight go out and worship the wolf supermoon she’s our only hope
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
everything is terrible so tonight go out and worship the wolf supermoon she’s our only hope
Caffeinated penis
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Caffeinated penis
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Hey I have a message for you from my butt: 💨
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Hey I have a message for you from my butt: 💨
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Rawdogging the bus by forgetting my earphones
December 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Rawdogging the bus by forgetting my earphones
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This year I’ll metabolize my very own tranquilizer
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
This year I’ll metabolize my very own tranquilizer
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"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
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Human skin should be wrinkle resistant
August 30, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Human skin should be wrinkle resistant
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They should make a Nintendo69
June 12, 2024 at 3:07 AM
They should make a Nintendo69
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I hope the new year sends me straight into oblivion.
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I hope the new year sends me straight into oblivion.
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in 2026 i resolve to do everything exactly the same except your mom (more frequently)
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
in 2026 i resolve to do everything exactly the same except your mom (more frequently)
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2025 in my mother fucking rear view
HNY sweet babies
HNY sweet babies
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
2025 in my mother fucking rear view
HNY sweet babies
HNY sweet babies
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Happy new year!! I successfully stayed home we will see later whether this was a cry for help or me relaxing into myself (por que no los dos?)
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Happy new year!! I successfully stayed home we will see later whether this was a cry for help or me relaxing into myself (por que no los dos?)
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If you wake me up and don't read my rights to me, I'm going to assume you don't have any either
December 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If you wake me up and don't read my rights to me, I'm going to assume you don't have any either
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HAPPY GOO YEAR, FOR THIS WILL BE THE YEAR OF GOO.
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
HAPPY GOO YEAR, FOR THIS WILL BE THE YEAR OF GOO.